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@ask_aubry & this.
“do a line of coke or take your ex back” Me:
i would die for the women i call my friends
tucking ur girl’s hair behind her ear is an underrated form of intimacy
It's this for me
very telling that i don’t see anybody talking about the safety of children or an agenda being pushed here :/
very telling that i don’t see anybody talking about the safety of children or an agenda being pushed here :/
Every time y’all say this I bring up the “What Were You Wearing?” exhibit. An exhibit that showcases clothing SA victims were wearing at the time of their assault, an exhibit filled with the real clothes you speak of you foolish goat
Dark green paired with gold is the sexiest combo of all
When you been djing so long your fingers look like prunes, but your 🐱 still purring. Another level of needy fr 🥴
if you watch one thing today make it this
one of the main reasons i’m so gentle with myself is cause i believe i’ve already experienced enough hardship in my life. i’ve already been mishandled and undervalued by others and myself at times. so i deserve more patience, forgiveness, and consideration at this point.
I was stopped in my tracks when I read this quote. “'The unborn' are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or
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i don't fear houseless people and substance users. i'm concerned about wealthy white supremacists
To people thinking you can choose your sexuality. Beloved, if you chose to be straight, you’re bi.
Straight men fantasize about owning a depressed woman rather than upholding a happy and fulfilled man.
“Congratulations, you passed!” “Congratulations, you’re hired!” “Congratulations, you’re approved!” “Congratulations, you’re accepted!” “Congratulations, you’re promoted!” All in 2024 🙏❤️
“Good girl” “What was that, sweetheart?” “Come here, now” “Behave” “That’s my girl” “Take everything I give you” “You take me so well” “You like that princess?” “On your knees, now” “Watch your mouth” “You’re such a good girl for me” “You’re all mine” “Just like that”
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gf that sends selfies x bf that sends back a picture showing how hard he is
transsexuals used to be seen as a sign of scientific progress!! people thought it was cool that space age technology allowed scientists to change someone’s sex. because it is cool! we were the people of the future. when did that change?
Me next to the toilet after vomiting from margarita
today I’m doing a photoshoot with *THE* Jessica Nigri. Me from 2016 would be losing her fucking mind if she knew about this shit