webwitter wave @webwitterwave
We are all stardust, laughter is always the best medicine. Don't be too serious, you're not getting out of here alive. The world is governed by bullshit jobs. webwitter.com UK Joined April 2025-
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Fabulous 👌#tittering good fun
Fabulous 👌#tittering good fun https://t.co/rsiu8mFVO8
A song is brewing. #MontyPython
This is how the craters on the moon were formed..🐶🐾😅
Good morning Twitter friends, Welcome to the new week. A monument of a World War One soldier leading his horse. River Ure. Ripon #Northyorkshire #AllmetalMonday #LestWeForget
Due out this week 🦆👍😊#MallardMonday 📮💌
Member of the government, council employee, police officer, charity chugger etc etc
Member of the government, council employee, police officer, charity chugger etc etc
Currently, on the rare occasions I am in a supermarket, I join queues to be served by staff or, I ask supervisors to open manned check outs to help me. It works well. I just state that "I don't like the machines." Curious fact: some staff agree with me.
Currently, on the rare occasions I am in a supermarket, I join queues to be served by staff or, I ask supervisors to open manned check outs to help me. It works well. I just state that "I don't like the machines." Curious fact: some staff agree with me.
Public service announcement for Strike and Robin fans, many of whom are saying the same things in my mentions: I’m sorry about the emotional trauma, but I never said this would be easy. #TheHallmarkedMan #Strike9 is well underway and this picture may have some relevance to it.
Ruth Beck is on @buymeacoffee! 🎉 You can support by buying a coffee here — buymeacoffee.com/ruthbeckart
Looks like I will be adding @bmstores to my database of shops to avoid. No loss really, I can't remember the last time I was in their #basingstoke branch. I wonder if that means they have an illegally captured image of my face stored? @BigBrotherWatch @privacyint #privacymatters
Looks like I will be adding @bmstores to my database of shops to avoid. No loss really, I can't remember the last time I was in their #basingstoke branch. I wonder if that means they have an illegally captured image of my face stored? @BigBrotherWatch @privacyint #privacymatters
Discover how the comic chemistry between Joan Sims and Charles Hawtrey helped make Don't Lose Your Head one of the greatest of the Carry Ons in When the Carry On Stopped and so much more... @WhenCarryOn @WhiteOwlBooks @penswordbooks @PSHistory #WhenTheCarryOnStopped
Listen to @ruthbeckart members of @AFSCLondon 👌⚽ #afsclondon #gunflash
Listen to @ruthbeckart members of @AFSCLondon 👌⚽ #afsclondon #gunflash
The only time the word #Christmas is acceptable in September @AFSCLondon 👌⚽ #afsclondon #gunflash
The only time the word #Christmas is acceptable in September @AFSCLondon 👌⚽ #afsclondon #gunflash
Harrow, Fastest growing economy news! All Hail Leader
Harrow, Fastest growing economy news! All Hail Leader https://t.co/Bk48cVKSGG
Its no from me, I follow the sensible science from @PeterDClack and his colleagues. #NetZero is nothing more than a #PonziScheme making certain immoral people very rich. Unfortunately, sheeple will be sheeple, following the mainstream media narrative devoid of #criticalthinking
Its no from me, I follow the sensible science from @PeterDClack and his colleagues. #NetZero is nothing more than a #PonziScheme making certain immoral people very rich. Unfortunately, sheeple will be sheeple, following the mainstream media narrative devoid of #criticalthinking
Good morning great souls we enter a new week. Are we still going? Are we still standing? Do we still find reasons to smile? Do we still reject the globalist parasite New World Order? We will still refuse to comply? Are we pissed off? Are we angry? Yes to all those. Keep going😊
Lawful rebellion is on its way back ✅
Lawful rebellion is on its way back ✅
The only politician I have ever really had time for 😂 Check out this video from this search, mike yarwood ted heath share.google/N6JlwHbMwG1g9G…
The only politician I have ever really had time for 😂 Check out this video from this search, mike yarwood ted heath share.google/N6JlwHbMwG1g9G…
This is our true future. Laugh at the politicians. Laugh at the technocrats. Laugh at all the absurd nonsense designed to keep people in perpetual fear. High frequency laughter cancels out low frequency fear. This afternoon's joke alert is the beginning of the meme war 🥳😂🤣😂
This is our true future. Laugh at the politicians. Laugh at the technocrats. Laugh at all the absurd nonsense designed to keep people in perpetual fear. High frequency laughter cancels out low frequency fear. This afternoon's joke alert is the beginning of the meme war 🥳😂🤣😂
The Emilia Show @Latenitemusic1
4K Followers 4K Following Live posting Classic Comedy, TV Shows, Music, and Nostalgia here on X. 7-10pm most evenings. I am not Emilia Clarke.
paul parr @paulparr59359
79 Followers 2K Following
Billy B @BillyB_UK
28K Followers 30K Following Proud to be British and Scottish 🇬🇧🏴 . Scottish nationalism is a disease.
Mary @m_osei4
259 Followers 3K Following
Erica @erica_gilley_
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Debra @d_bergman19
275 Followers 3K Following
Phyllis @phyllis_mares49
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Rosalind @pittman_rosalin
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Gracie @gracieburklow34
171 Followers 3K Following
Sonja @sonja_herlocker
302 Followers 3K Following
HelenaTroy 🚜 🏴�... @HHelenakhl
7K Followers 7K Following Wife, mother, blood donor, volunteer, love Pilates, history, science. Politically homeless. #UseCash from now on. Pureblooded (unjabbed) No DMs, please
Sarah @mia79gbr
7K Followers 4K Following Runs crazy distances for snacks. Ultra runner, triathlete & compulsive snacker. Has silly Marathon World Record, Smiley.
Rob @Rob28656
60 Followers 242 Following
Yvonne @YBartolovic
2K Followers 2K Following Doing what is right! food, ✈️ , culture, history, garden markets. I will try and do what others refuse too do. A real human living amongst Nazis in Australia
Jennifer @jennifer70sigmo
330 Followers 3K Following
The Contrairian Vulga... @glenghostly
5K Followers 3K Following Just hanging around looking for sanity.
Latimer Alder @latimeralder
45K Followers 36K Following I follow the Data. Not the Drama 'A great way of cutting through BS' 'Straightforward, logical, polite' 'Fabulous Communicator' Bio in the Youtube
Lord Koty priv/acc @Koty_Auditore
4K Followers 4K Following Market Analyst at @LNMarkets | The Art of LARPing
Wanda @wanda_lewis85
286 Followers 3K Following
Dave Seager @goonerdave66
32K Followers 2K Following ST holder, author, blogger. Co-owner of https://t.co/zx7Gz5VpRM & proud father of 3. Please follow on BlueSky too. 👌
Bosnaw @Bosnaw8722534
5 Followers 508 Following
Brenda @BrendaJnlier
12 Followers 334 Following When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it`s for them.
Uvwalcoo @Uvwalcoo981
2 Followers 512 Following
🏴�... @grahamjgunn
44 Followers 345 Following New acc. 2 previous accounts removed. An Englishman. anti-communist and anti-globalist. Pro-English constitution - it's the ONLY obstacle in their way.
LucyLocket💙 @lucylocket17O0
374 Followers 2K Following Animal & countryside lover. ln search of the truth 💙
robster @robster12065612
13K Followers 5K Following question everything , as nearly all around you is a lie and fake . trust your mind and don’t drink TAP water lol. i tell it as it is ! ⚒⚒⚒
12 years of Shitchest... @ShitChester
37K Followers 27K Following Discussion / Images of Chester / Writing / Ironic name etc
Alison Palmer @alisonrpalmer
1K Followers 2K Following Advocate for Women’s Equality 📚BookLover 📚Nature 🌳 History 📚 Politics #LabourLostWomen
London Pub Map @LondonPubMap
13K Followers 904 Following Documenting and having a pint in every pub with a London postcode. (Over 1000 visited) 📍Locations 🚇 Nearest Tube 🍻 Pub info 🚶🏻♂️Pub Crawls #londonpub
A Bergkamp Wonderland... @TheAFCPodcast
34K Followers 17K Following We used to do a live Podcast every week & live shows before after every Arsenal game Then life got in the way Now we are brilliant again we cant be bothered
A View From Yorkshire... @models_by_Russ
9K Followers 4K Following Made in Yorkshire, Sci-fi fan, Maker of Models, be-warned if you don’t have a sick sense of humour don’t follow me. Drinker in The Saxons Cock
Jim Bridger @GunnerJEB
179 Followers 532 Following
Nature Beaut @Naturesbeautful
761 Followers 5K Following
Mystic Castle @mysticcastIe
20K Followers 5K Following Castles wrapped in fog, forests, and fairy tales. DM for credit or removal.
Mark Martin @MarkGooner78
6K Followers 5K Following Arsenal North Bank block 12 season ticket holder. Devoted father of two and happily married.
Logan Romero Plant @iamloganplant
1K Followers 7K Following Proud son of Robert Plant| Lover of arts and culture| 💐
Lucy Lastic @LoobyDoo5
19K Followers 19K Following Yorkshire born and bred. Right wing. Pro British and sick of uncontrolled immigration! Hates Labour! NO DMs!! I REPEAT - NO DMs!! 🤷♀️ Rudeness = Blocked
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.9M Followers 76 Following The official positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
☕️❤️Beccy❤�... @needsomesun
705 Followers 746 Following Fibro warrior, fast reader, bit of a nob. DON’T DM ME. I bite. Loves to bake 🍰 Hate my face. Reads filth 😁 https://t.co/0rxXCqickb
Tony Hancock @East_Cheam_Lad
17K Followers 12K Following Official account of the Tony Hancock Appreciation Society. Co-podcaster Very Nearly An Armful, official Tony Hancock podcast
Goon Pod @goonshowpod
2K Followers 946 Following A podcast which celebrates the work of Sellers, Milligan, Secombe & Bentine, plus classic comedy in general! Goon Pod Film Club: https://t.co/qO65n3AlA1
Roy Gould @roy_gould
285 Followers 181 Following Television director/Producer and Author. Member of Write On Comedy. My new novel, 'Theatre of War' - in the shops or on line from 28th April. Agent: Gemma Ross
Robert Ross @RobertWRossEsq
6K Followers 4K Following Author & Britains Comedy Historian. New Biography of Terry Jones published by Coronet Management @GemmaVRoss [email protected]
Jeffrey Holland 💙 @JeffHolland07
13K Followers 295 Following Comedy Actor and Author The First Rule Of Comedy..! Memories and Moments. All Press enquiries contact [email protected]
Carry On Loving @AbbaFan102
848 Followers 544 Following The Carry On Films, David Croft's comedies, British Sitcoms and ABBA! Hi-De-Hi 4EVER! Carry On Laughing ❤️
Parody Keir Starmer @Parody_PM
273K Followers 1K Following Parody account - not the real PM. Originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson, still here to poke fun at right wing dickheads.
British Intel @TheBritishIntel
16K Followers 1K Following Exposing the decline. Defending the West. No compromises.
The Morecambe & Wise ... @eric_ernie_col
37K Followers 5K Following Rare photos, archive items, collectables and news, all in the very spirit of Mr Morecambe & the one with the Short Fat Hairy Legs! #StillBringingSunshine👓🌞♥️
Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho
1.0M Followers 7K Following Documenting & 🤣@🤡🌎 through collapse of the West. STOP GeoEngineering. Covid was a SCAM.Reject Woke Ideology. No Wars. Conspiracy Realist/Coincidence Analyser
Keir Wrong Un @keirwrong
19K Followers 2K Following Leader of the People's Party of North London Anything you like I tax or ban it. Not fan of British people. My father make tool. All Hail
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT... @naomirwolf
489K Followers 26K Following 9 bestsellers. Advisor to 2 Presidential campaigns. Rhodes Scholar. Oxford DPhil, Victorian poetry. Cancelled 5 times, still right.
Old England in Colour @englandincolour
23K Followers 1K Following I colourise black and white photos to bring English history to life. I do not own images posted and credit owners where possible.
Nikki 🎗️❤️�... @Vocal_GenX
37K Followers 11K Following Optimist/realist ❤️🇬🇧 #DefundTheBBC Politics right of centre. Voted Leave. Proud Brit. Support Police and Armed Forces
The English Oak Proje... @TheKentAcorn
44K Followers 295 Following Our Oak & Sweet Chestnut chums in our ancient bluebell woodland in the Weald of Kent. Also pictures and facts about trees https://t.co/BaeQ1qlstJ
Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins
920K Followers 59 Following Artist, Painter, Composer, Actor of film, stage and television
Expose News @weexposenews
2K Followers 1K Following New independent journalism platform YouTube: https://t.co/zHeK8zdAYP Patreon: https://t.co/NM9P2o7IY3
FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_
84K Followers 1 Following THE Twitter fan page of the all-time greatest British sitcom. Follow for daily posts of quotes, clips, pics & trivia of this 12 episode classic. 🇬🇧
Eric Idle @EricIdle
482K Followers 325 Following Really looking forward to starting my tour of the UK in Birmingham on the 10th September - tickets and info https://t.co/9vV5UtlIvd
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.3M Followers 225 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
3.1M Followers 990 Following ClownWorld™ 🤡🌎 The freakshow is real. We just hit upload. DM for credit ✉️ | removal ❌ | business inquiries 👨💼💼
Coffin Boffin @DrSamGeorge1
33K Followers 2K Following Associate Professor of Research @UniofHerts; Convener @OGOMProject; Botanist & Gothicist: Vampires, Werewolves, Angels, Yōkai. Gothic Fairies, Wolf Children
BookCat @BookChatWeekly
11K Followers 2K Following Join #BookChatWeekly & #BookologyThursday Join us daily to share literature, lore, and more. Host: @Kerria📚
Titania @TitaniasRealm
52K Followers 558 Following Art enthusiast. Passionate about fantasy, fairy tales and folklore. Purveyor of escapism.
Emily Jane Rothwell �... @emjanerothwell
36K Followers 2K Following phd candidate +writer+historian• ♥️ history+art history, literary childhoods, books, fairy tales, old sites, nature, sports, music, dance, the cozy+kind•
Alexandra Epps @ArtGuideAlex
25K Followers 2K Following Passionate about #Art in the City! 🎨The Arts Society Lecturer | Tate Guide City of London Guide | Guildhall Art Gallery Guide | Unique art walks & talks
Ravilious @Ravilious1942
41K Followers 168 Following A tribute to the work of British artist Eric Ravilious (1903-1942) & with it so many other things in the natural world around us.
Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome
75K Followers 5K Following Everything old Ladybird books & their artists. A labour of love, not a job.Same username on other platforms. Exhibition: next on Jan 2026 in Cambridge
A.A.Milne @A_AMilne
95K Followers 7K Following "Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?" Celebrating words written, or inspired by, the much-loved author and playwright. Instagram: @a_amilne
The Beatrix Potter So... @BeatrixPotterSo
6K Followers 325 Following The Beatrix Potter Society is a registered charity (1175188) and exists to promote the study and appreciation of the life and works of #BeatrixPotter.
Ruby Deevoy @RDeevoy
8K Followers 3K Following 📖 U.K. Journalist 💚✨ [email protected] Conde Nast Traveller Tuesday, Thurs & Fri: [email protected]
Graham Linehan 🎗�... @Glinner
643K Followers 3K Following Substack https://t.co/C5bDldd7TZ YouTube https://t.co/KxvlEmDAQv BuyMeACoffee https://t.co/SFz8dFDzLR
Toby Young @toadmeister
333K Followers 1K Following Director of FSU (https://t.co/eawHb6Hmso) Editor-in-Chief of Daily Sceptic (https://t.co/CLwYlyyrvR) Associate Editor of the Spectator. Conservative Peer.
Seanagh McCarthy @MccarthySeanagh
149 Followers 76 Following Sports rehabilitation & Athletic therapist Physiotherapist @ReadingFC Owner Rebuild+ Physiotherapy
James Dickson @James_Dickson17
250 Followers 200 Following
Yvonne @YBartolovic
2K Followers 2K Following Doing what is right! food, ✈️ , culture, history, garden markets. I will try and do what others refuse too do. A real human living amongst Nazis in Australia
Sandra🌸 @sandrasparrow2
919 Followers 2K Following Current politics in a mess, change for the people required IMO.
Michael Zimmermann @zimm3rmann
4K Followers 3K Following Christian, husband, dad. doing cool things @odyseeteam, Permaweb Enthusiast, amateur radio @ W5ZIM
Rob @Rob28656
60 Followers 242 Following
Clara🐈🐈⬛�... @flavell5
3K Followers 2K Following Animal mad as many humans appear to of gone rogue. Hermit. Wishing I could wave a magic wand and make this planet a nice place to be…
HelenaTroy 🚜 🏴�... @HHelenakhl
7K Followers 7K Following Wife, mother, blood donor, volunteer, love Pilates, history, science. Politically homeless. #UseCash from now on. Pureblooded (unjabbed) No DMs, pleaseTrends for United States
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