Ricky Ryan @weekdaze
Candy Crush Survivor Astoria, NY Joined May 2009-
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So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
There’s something unsettling about an older man on a scooter.
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Blame the women for not speaking up sooner. Blame the shooting victims for not shooting attackers 1st. Blame the forest for being flammable
How long must I wait before I can safely shush a loud child on a bus without feeling like a complete a-hole?
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2016: Trump is playing the long game, he will rise to the level of the office if he wins the election 2017: okay he just thanked a hurricane
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This is my first-ever tweet and honestly it REALLY holds up x.com/meganamram/sta…
Sometimes I think the wrong numbers on my combo lock at the gym just in case a psychic is listening in on my thoughts
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Just like with the election, Hillary’s twitter wins the popular vote
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I LOVE OFFICE CULTURE WE SHOULD TOUCH BASE I WILL LOOP YOU IN LET US CIRCLE BACK I EAT BONES SYNERGY WHAT DID I JUST SAY EVEN
Throwback to when I tried on @nicholasc01 's glasses #nyc #beardgang #allblue @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/BN7msvKgbwr/
He lives his life "bigly" #debate #trump #hillaryclinton #isitoveryet @ Astoria, New York instagram.com/p/BLxJo3Pl24t/
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and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.(2/2)
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Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends(1/2)
Adulthood is getting through a whole Fireball without crying
No officer that's not coke on my nose, it's just a light dusting of flour from my excessively large submarine sandwich. Food is my drug.
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