Uri Weiss @weiss_u
Copywriter New York, NY Joined March 2013-
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Carrot & stick method most effective when you use anything but carrots.
Be careful who you make fun of in middle school
HOLT: You somehow manage to make "African-American" sound like a pejorative. TRUMP: Dunno what that last word was, but thank you, I assume.
HOLT: What about racial healing? TRUMP: I hugged a black yesterday.
HOLT: What about cyber security? TRUMP: My 10 year old son--do the math on my age, ok? I still fuck--anyway that little shit does cyber.
HOLT: Ok, on to race. Mr. Trump? TRUMP: *pointing at Lester Holt* There's my African-American. There he is. Isn't he great? #DebateNight
America's had her 240th birthday. Hard to believe Donald Trump is making a commitment to something a day over 18.
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