Abby @wh0cares69
Patron saint of sprained ankles Austin, TX Joined May 2020-
Tweets386
-
Followers128
-
Following402
-
Likes1K
Overheard at my bar: “Didn’t she stab you?” “OKAY that was like 3 or 4 years ago….”
Me, forgetting this guys name but trying to introduce him to someone: this is my friend…. Guy: Benjamin Me: friendjamin
Dorothy Zbornak
The other night I served this dude his drink and when I asked him his name so I could ring it up on his tab this man looks me dead in the face and says “oh no, I’m married” 😭😭😭😭😭
Everybody moved on but I stayed here
Agreed, but unfortunately I can’t shut the fuck up
Agreed, but unfortunately I can’t shut the fuck up
Who told y’all to line up single file at the bar to order? Stop that. Belly up you losers.
Had reality tv trivia at my bar & won 2nd place & $25 to my bar (lol) while working
I truly love legend, icon, & star Tiffany New York Pollard from the very depths of my soul
She said what we all felt.
If I had it my way I would never not be hanging out w my cat
as an american i frankly couldnt imagine having my water shut off every time my country did a war crime
if there’s one thing about Brent Venables, he’ll get a dang defense together
hay ✿ @haydenmccarty_
1K Followers 447 Following
Author Lucy Score @Only_LucyScore
131 Followers 349 Following 1 NY Times bestselling romance novelist. Taco lover. Check out my Books on amazon https://t.co/Iy7qxo0aBq #romanceauthor #romancebooks #novelists #readersoftwit
Hillary ❤️ @Pramod79139727
0 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ not active here, follow @hillary_ts
Missy 🌸 @Missyangel8835
54 Followers 3K Following TS girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
Morkey @Morkey156269
7 Followers 1K Following
𝖉𝖊𝖊 𝖑𝖆.. @ytuque_fm
64 Followers 296 Following Queer chicano punk, y bien chingon -osea, writer. Weaponizing my MFA via shitposts and essays. Nonfiction Editor💀Infrarrealitsa Review
Gerg @sirgerg
4 Followers 12 Following
erika @rikkybitch
9 Followers 71 Following
Dom Sena @dom__sena
9 Followers 7 Following
Porter House Review @PorterHouseLit
6K Followers 2K Following The official literary journal of Texas State University’s MFA program in Creative Writing. Submissions: open!
Rip van Sinder @ripsinder
61 Followers 69 Following Here for the shits and gigs. This is where I scream into the void/internet.
Conor @conor_es
420 Followers 308 Following
Jay Jay McCullough @7Slugga
1K Followers 215 Following
Ricky @ShitR1ckySays
675 Followers 388 Following
Sam Downs @writeitdowns
140 Followers 464 Following writer / oft-tangled fly-fisher / @txstmfa / scribbles in @joylandmagazine @pshares @porterhouselit @AtticusReview. he/him
Michael David @nervys_
432 Followers 963 Following Making the most of a world that's killing us.... I take pictures @nervysphotos
Willie Betts @lewdbutter
259 Followers 715 Following definitely not a baby dude/bro/man SPURS.COWBOYS.ASTROS
melanie kristeen @TheMelSpell
413 Followers 957 Following ♒️ Poet | work in @radarpoetry, @rustandmoth, @THEBOILER_, @BarrenMagazine, etc.
alexis thor leguyader @LeguyaderThor
3 Followers 207 Following
steely dan o’hara @calichecloud
90 Followers 550 Following "you get what you give” by the new radicals is the most beautiful song to ever exist / poet and illustrator
Texas State English @TXSTEnglish
529 Followers 507 Following @TXSTEnglish specializes in Literature, Film & Media, Creative Writing, Rhetoric & Composition, & Technical Communication
A. B. Freeman (they/t.. @anabfreeman
112 Followers 920 Following
hay ✿ @haydenmccarty_
1K Followers 447 Following
Matt Wallace @MattWallace888
1.8M Followers 10K Following CEO of #Titter ~ @ElonMusk Council ~ Turn The Notifications On For Real-Time Breaking News Alerts! #FreeSpeech📣 #Dogecoin🐕 #ElonMusk 💼 @DianaWallace888 💍 ⛪️
the target brand lana.. @franchvanillla
11K Followers 784 Following | washed up frozen water sport athlete | 🇨🇳🇺🇸
𝖉𝖊𝖊 𝖑𝖆.. @ytuque_fm
64 Followers 296 Following Queer chicano punk, y bien chingon -osea, writer. Weaponizing my MFA via shitposts and essays. Nonfiction Editor💀Infrarrealitsa Review
WAR CRIMINAL @chopperbomber
1K Followers 363 Following RHINESTONE COWBOY💥💣 MEXICAN COKE⛓️🔥 PATHOGEN☠️⚡️
Gerg @sirgerg
4 Followers 12 Following
Dom Sena @dom__sena
9 Followers 7 Following
Mistress Isabelle Bro.. @MistressIBrooks
107K Followers 272 Following 💪🏽 The Heavyweight Champ 🥊 🏁 RuPaul’s Drag Race S15 🏎 🌟 Inquiries: [email protected]
MostlyGhostly @_Wusssssgood
2 Followers 7 Following
tiny fairy tales✨ @tinyfairytales
28K Followers 2K Following little magic stories 🌱written by @spinubzilla 🌻 rep’d @jmfelleman 📚
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 712 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
sloane (sîpihkopiyes.. @cottoncandaddy
128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
cal? @cal_gif
88K Followers 609 Following prisoner of war in the battle between Toyotathon and Happy Honda Days 🦕 NO PPV onlyfans // https://t.co/aKpLWFiLKt // also @arabellnightly
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
56K Followers 2K Following When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate Elon
kyle @kushbom420
679 Followers 593 Following
˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍.. @FrickinDelanie
24K Followers 720 Following professional butt-sitter and good time enthusiast 🫧 mutuals: @onlinesuffering
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
174K Followers 3 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
Rip van Sinder @ripsinder
61 Followers 69 Following Here for the shits and gigs. This is where I scream into the void/internet.
ACL Live @acllive
89K Followers 1K Following Austin City Limits Live (ACL Live) One Iconic Venue. Two Stages. All Austin. ACL Live at The Moody Theater & 3TEN
Drew Afualo @DrewAfualo
380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx
507K Followers 16K Following Mgmt: Goliath Artists, Paul Rosenberg/ Dart Parker
🏁 All Stars All In.. @kornbreadTMFS
136K Followers 714 Following 🏁 •Rupaul’s Drag Race s14 👑 •Corpulent Queen. 🏳️⚧️ •Trans 🧘🏿♀️•Troll
Ricky @ShitR1ckySays
675 Followers 388 Following
ghosthoney @tylergaca
229K Followers 285 Following He/Him . artist . ghosthoney . gentle chaos . 👻 business: [email protected]
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
53K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
prance @bocxtop
277K Followers 1K Following former backup jv quarterback current ?? [email protected]
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 826 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
sex and the city is so comforting cause these bitches were in there 30s being dumb ass hoes. so real.
just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…
The Scream franchise is my Fast and Furious
missing her dramatic ass
I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party
Ppl, what are your favourite Drag Race inside jokes? (e.g. RuPaul’s fracking, Chad About to Die, Alexis Michelle is a Producer, etc.)
I knew they put that foot on the back of miss bunny’s head and pulled her face tighter than a corset but I didn’t realize the degree to which miss Harlow was laid slayed pulled and plumped….. male diva alert
Happy intl women’s day to her
No one’s given more to Housewives than Luann. A royal title, a wedding, two divorces, club hits and cabaret. Jail, a book on etiquette, and Herman Munster shoes. 👑
lol this Dawn Summers impression is SO SO SO good
Watching the original Scream movie for the first time and must say what a beautifully gorgeous cast
baby that’s meredith marks
A young person being physically restrained by grey haired liberals for daring to ask a perfectly fair question is such a salient metaphor for the current state of the Left
“Jill, when are you and the President going to call for a ceasefire in Gaza?” Protestors in Arizona disrupt Jill Biden’s speaking event to #ShutItDown4Palestine 🇵🇸
i’m so sorry to RuPaul post on main but i literally did a spit take
I went here and they said ur the park ranger
my mom used to buy me this chinese food as a kid but she had to stop cause the red sauce would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others
i now realise all this happened due to red 40's aggressing attributes and that it was likely in the sauce
my mom used to buy me this chinese food as a kid but she had to stop cause the red sauce would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others
your nose ring is really apart of you. i can’t explain it, but if you have one you get it. especially if you’ve had one for years lmao.
📲| Mick Foley reveals how Taylor supported Jeff Jarrett's family after his wife passed. "She was there for them during the most difficult part of their lives. She baked cookies, she sang in their living room, she babysat while Jeff was at his wife's bedside"
Trends for United States
You might like
