the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

2 years ago

We love a healthy coping mechanism

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

2 years ago

Anything but metric

CNN @CNN

2 years ago

Anything but metric

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

2 years ago

I don’t often remember my dreams, but I do sometimes leave myself little midnight treats in the notes app.

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

2 years ago

My friend had surgery today… we watched the #PumpRules #reunion last night and I got these texts from her after she woke up 😂

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Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn

3 years ago

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

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Meggy @dogmatic_shorty

3 years ago

when i have 2 cocktails and smoke a joint I start acting like Jennifer Coolidge

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

3 years ago

I can’t explain this but I think there’s something v sinister about the social media Cool Whip recipe moms.

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the plowtruck contessa @whatmegthinks

3 years ago

As someone who doesn’t watch or pay attention to soccer, it’s a little unsettling to suddenly get a news notification that says “BRAZIL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED”

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Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik

3 years ago

forgotten 1980s Michigan controversy: everyone got mad at a 10 year old girl from the Upper Peninsula who became pen pals with Manuel Noriega and went to visit him in Panama

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There is no cat in this image @Thereisnocat_

3 years ago

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Shonda @ShondaMartin_

3 years ago

The STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS APPLICATIONS could open as soon as tomorrow! So here's a thread on how to tell if your loan actually qualifies and how to properly prepare for the application. 1/?

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Hey just as a PSA now that September is starting to wind down ⚠️NOW is the time to start making adjustments to your music listening habits so you don’t look like an absolute loser when the Spotify Wrapped comes out in a few months⚠️

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roro, PhD @fuglibetty

3 years ago

obama never forgave the ethereal bisexual. she was later captured by the cia and chained to a computer to curate his annual playlists for eternity …

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Britney Stan 🌹 @BritneyTheStan

3 years ago

Senator Josh Hawley running away to Sometimes by Britney Spears

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Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow

3 years ago

Today’s news that the Supreme Court is taking up the Moore v. Harper case ahead of 2024 should scare the hell out of all of us. This Court could gut our Presidential elections the same way they just gutted Roe. Here’s a 🧵 on why it’s so dangerous and what we can do about it. 1/

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@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin

3 years ago

I know that it’s tempting to want to March and protest in city centers but protests and demonstrations need to be spread in every neighborhood. People see city centers as hubs for national press, but local press is just as—if not more—important. Think about it this way:

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Eliot @EliotETC

3 years ago

Very glad I don't live somewhere like China or Cuba and instead live in a country founded on DEMOCRACY where most laws are decided on by a council of unelected wizards doing seances to ask the ghost of Thomas Jefferson what he thinks