Bill Wallis @willballis

Get money Fuck bitches Calm Eddy Joined January 2015

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Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I love you... no response. #StressIn5Words @midnight

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

If you listen to The Walking Dead instead of watching it, you'll realize that it's actually about a guy brushing his tongue too far back.

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

We met on Christian Mingle. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Relax, I'm on the pill. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Any of the presidential candidates. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

You have how many kids? @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Charles no longer in charge. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Mint chocolate chip. No chips. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I actually care about Twitter. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I just LOVE Jeff Dunham! @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I graduated early. I'm 16. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Wait, who am I calling? @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Pumpkin spice isn't year round? @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Hey, it's "cat lady" Carol! @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

You don't like Star Wars??? @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words #dealbreaker

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Should we move in together? #ScaryStoryIn5Words @midnight

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I'm in a cover band. @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

I decided I'm keeping it. #ScaryStoryIn5Words @midnight

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

Hillary Clinton's face. Boom! @midnight #ScaryStoryIn5Words #OnlyNeeded4

Bill Wallis @willballis

11 years ago

That's my dad. (Gun cocks) #ScaryStoryIn5Words @midnight

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12 Followers 447 Following

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Stephanie @Stephan17565068

99 Followers 5K Following 🖤😍 Mу nаmе is Stephanie!🍃 Нeгe is mу аlbum and my nаked рics!)) Vоte foг me, pls:🌺 https://t.co/AoemG4NJOs

I am a Professional and expert graphics designer. Design is my passion. Design for me is not just a technical way, but a process of art.
#GraphicsDesigner

Arya @Arya88795975

919 Followers 4K Following I am a Professional and expert graphics designer. Design is my passion. Design for me is not just a technical way, but a process of art. #GraphicsDesigner

I'm a content creator, novelist, stand up comedian, and filmmaker. I also beg for gambling money in the local alley.

Alec Hamlin @DontBeSmartAlec

45 Followers 98 Following I'm a content creator, novelist, stand up comedian, and filmmaker. I also beg for gambling money in the local alley.

Happy Claire Marie @gofisch_ah

748 Followers 1K Following Goober.

GOATS' Immortal God Emperor. https://t.co/qITtSx3cy8
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Declan Randulph Owen @DeclanROwen

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Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
She/Her/Hers

Cass @lanceratheart

163 Followers 370 Following Not microwave or dishwasher safe. She/Her/Hers

junkRANT is a YouTube Channel that does rants about pretty much everything from film, music, gaming, to politics and nonsense (so pretty much American politics)

junkRANT @junk_RANT

127 Followers 916 Following junkRANT is a YouTube Channel that does rants about pretty much everything from film, music, gaming, to politics and nonsense (so pretty much American politics)

Videos we found... because we made them

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519 Followers 2K Following Videos we found... because we made them

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Bay Area Comedy Network. Up to date info on SF Bay Area stand-up comedy. Sagittarius.

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Wrestling at the Famous Landmark Arena, Birthplace Of AJ Styles. 2nd & 4th Saturdays at 4246 Level Grove Rd, Cornelia, GA.

Anarchy Wrestling @AnarchyLandmark

2K Followers 2K Following Wrestling at the Famous Landmark Arena, Birthplace Of AJ Styles. 2nd & 4th Saturdays at 4246 Level Grove Rd, Cornelia, GA.

Hammers Dueling Piano... @HammersEnt

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zara clark @ZaraMoorby

161 Followers 641 Following I love sports

The 3 C's in life: Choice, Chance, Change. You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.

Willie Kim @angelyuk_92

3K Followers 4K Following The 3 C's in life: Choice, Chance, Change. You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.

We are not currently active on Twitter. Find us on Facebook and Instagram. We love comics + people + Sacramento + talking about comics. Owned by @BenCSchwartz.

Empires Comics Vault @EmpiresComics

2K Followers 2K Following We are not currently active on Twitter. Find us on Facebook and Instagram. We love comics + people + Sacramento + talking about comics. Owned by @BenCSchwartz.

SEO Content and Marketing - https://t.co/slltPDJ200 - Comics- CWE Alumni of Full Sail University - Bellefontaine Middle School Assistant Football Coach

Stephen Hoyt (Coach B... @thegr8Hoyt

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Neatly arranged stack of complex molecules based on carbon

G L @Kaoliangkid

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co-host of The Friendship Podcast (@hellafriendship) and half of the force known as “Frienemies” on YouTube.

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they gotta be close to real stuff

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Always leave this world a bit better than you found it, and if you can’t do great things, do small things in a great way.

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Stand up comic, weekend white guy.

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I learn my lesson!

Hold_ On _Pain_ Ends @raynerslim15

26 Followers 185 Following I learn my lesson!

~Facts Matter
~I stand for 🇺🇸
~I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. ⛵⛅
#MAGA #Patriot #Mom 💪💜 o7🇺🇸

PurpleSky11 🇺🇸 @purple_sky11

2K Followers 2K Following ~Facts Matter ~I stand for 🇺🇸 ~I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. ⛵⛅ #MAGA #Patriot #Mom 💪💜 o7🇺🇸

shaunmckinney @shaunmckinney4

28 Followers 75 Following Mountain man

My mom really doesn't like ladders. F4f

My mom hates ladders @Ihateladder

15 Followers 204 Following My mom really doesn't like ladders. F4f

Greg Williams @2tallrn

564 Followers 3K Following

Craft Your Own™ custom pizza. Thoughtfully sourced ingredients and all the toppings you crave, for one price. Eat Well. Live Full. Be Revolutionary.

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83K Followers 231K Following Craft Your Own™ custom pizza. Thoughtfully sourced ingredients and all the toppings you crave, for one price. Eat Well. Live Full. Be Revolutionary.

The Williams Agency is Oregon's Premier Event Music & Entertainment specialist with a focus on concerts and event promotions. Artist Management.

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lowkey a loner 😈

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YaYa @chilipepper719

92 Followers 816 Following

PRO democracy: Anti-fascism is my default setting. 🇺🇸 The whole world literally had a war about this and the fascists lost
Look it up
#UnionStrong
#ебатьПутин

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3K Followers 3K Following PRO democracy: Anti-fascism is my default setting. 🇺🇸 The whole world literally had a war about this and the fascists lost Look it up #UnionStrong #ебатьПутин

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8 Followers 71 Following

Capricorn. Cat lady. INFJ.

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169 Followers 2K Following Capricorn. Cat lady. INFJ.

People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.

CK @charley_ck14

24K Followers 7K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.

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47 Followers 257 Following meu zap 968586719

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24 Followers 141 Following comedian at comedy places

Hot, live stand-up comedian action. Since 2013. | Producer: @thejasonmack | IG: reallivecomedians

Real Live Comedians @RLComedians

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I used the Lucky Cactus app and it does wonders

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270K Followers 275K Following I used the Lucky Cactus app and it does wonders

Moving You to a Better You through the #FeldenkraisMethod and other stuff...

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27 Followers 95 Following

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Pharmacy Technician level 2 at Maine Medical Center Hospital, loves everything paranormal and open minded on all subjects and addicted to SUDOKU

🍂 Linda B 🍃 @lindalb33

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Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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I'm an actor, director and producer.

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3.8M Followers 35 Following I'm an actor, director and producer.

The Dank Diplomat. Cannabis expert on #cookingonhigh. Comedian, writer, juggler, musician, parent, activist, great cook. Hard beats and soft drugs. Oon-Guy-Yo.

Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420

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X is for creators.

Creators @XCreators

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not even zero ...

#आपका_कोई_नहीं

imPerfect @MeIsYourApp

294 Followers 33 Following not even zero ... #आपका_कोई_नहीं

“The extreme MAGA agenda is securing the border, reducing inflation, lowering taxes, and upholding the Constitution.” NO DMs, No Trains. MAGA Christian cat mom.

Smogzilla @Smogzilla

4K Followers 5K Following “The extreme MAGA agenda is securing the border, reducing inflation, lowering taxes, and upholding the Constitution.” NO DMs, No Trains. MAGA Christian cat mom.

sending lost data into the void. opinions not my own 🌙✨

lost satellite recept... @fadeinthemist

1K Followers 2K Following sending lost data into the void. opinions not my own 🌙✨

A short film inspired by the true story of a feisty young man with Down syndrome determined to convince his scatterbrained brother to teach him how to drive.

Learning to Drive @LTDmovie

299 Followers 542 Following A short film inspired by the true story of a feisty young man with Down syndrome determined to convince his scatterbrained brother to teach him how to drive.

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Viral Videos Network @ViralVidzNet__

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Lead Dental Assistant 🦷

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Jake mark @Jakemark3

59 Followers 194 Following

PRO democracy: Anti-fascism is my default setting. 🇺🇸 The whole world literally had a war about this and the fascists lost
Look it up
#UnionStrong
#ебатьПутин

Paco Del Fuego @rawkus68

3K Followers 3K Following PRO democracy: Anti-fascism is my default setting. 🇺🇸 The whole world literally had a war about this and the fascists lost Look it up #UnionStrong #ебатьПутин

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I'm just here for the video game news and wrestling gifs.

Paul Couto @CyberTranz

60 Followers 174 Following I'm just here for the video game news and wrestling gifs.

Fighter & Lover. Dreamer & Realist. Culinary elitist. Occult hobbyist. Advocate for the underdogs & Queen of the Island of Misfit Toys.

April LouWho @minxhighjinx

7 Followers 35 Following Fighter & Lover. Dreamer & Realist. Culinary elitist. Occult hobbyist. Advocate for the underdogs & Queen of the Island of Misfit Toys.

Hey, I'm only in it for the laughs... and money... if there's money... Is there money?... Okay, then I'm only in it for the laughs.

Nomad Smith @BullTwit22

46 Followers 80 Following Hey, I'm only in it for the laughs... and money... if there's money... Is there money?... Okay, then I'm only in it for the laughs.

Scuba @broshow06

118 Followers 215 Following 21 years old

Jared Shroyer @jaredshroyer

2K Followers 3K Following

lifelong weeb, recovering disnerd • she/her • adult • BLM • Tilly in the upcoming Blood Reign: The Black Dinner (header: @Isaiah_Draws)

Rachel (exhausted) @arocknrolldream

98 Followers 792 Following lifelong weeb, recovering disnerd • she/her • adult • BLM • Tilly in the upcoming Blood Reign: The Black Dinner (header: @Isaiah_Draws)

pronouns = yous/yous/yous. ingoing and outgoing, like it or lump it as Mom used to say.

bob m @bobm100

95 Followers 1K Following pronouns = yous/yous/yous. ingoing and outgoing, like it or lump it as Mom used to say.

Padres and Red Sox fan

tomxosder @tomxosder

45 Followers 176 Following Padres and Red Sox fan

Watches lots of movies and TV, reads, and should probably get off his butt more often. Occasional singer/performer. Moderate level of sci-fi addiction.

Macias @glmacias

140 Followers 268 Following Watches lots of movies and TV, reads, and should probably get off his butt more often. Occasional singer/performer. Moderate level of sci-fi addiction.

Event & Trivia Host. Movie Lover. Costume Wearer.

James Pound @JSterlingPound

553 Followers 1K Following Event & Trivia Host. Movie Lover. Costume Wearer.

⚠️my views are mine alone and do not reflect that of my employer - get your own

quaca𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕝... @themooksterr

1K Followers 840 Following ⚠️my views are mine alone and do not reflect that of my employer - get your own

July || 25 || she/her || not really on bird app, email is in my website below and if ur a moot i'll give u my discord or ig || avi by @1toughsidekick

true trans katra rebe... @julybwrites

299 Followers 562 Following July || 25 || she/her || not really on bird app, email is in my website below and if ur a moot i'll give u my discord or ig || avi by @1toughsidekick

@salesforce, Marine Vet (pilot, ol' Fat Albert Blue Angel pilot, and JTAC). Aggie '03, Houstonian, 6th Gen Texan, Manager of @gearupflapsup

Dusty Lee Cook @DustyLeeCook

4K Followers 932 Following @salesforce, Marine Vet (pilot, ol' Fat Albert Blue Angel pilot, and JTAC). Aggie '03, Houstonian, 6th Gen Texan, Manager of @gearupflapsup

Always the villain
Fuck Trump and Musk
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Kev 2112 🇺🇦 @timeywimey22

435 Followers 451 Following Always the villain Fuck Trump and Musk #CancerSucks

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31 Followers 105 Following things and such

I don’t like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Samuel @sam_al_geoff

67 Followers 43 Following I don’t like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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Mencarelli @TwinstantKarma

775 Followers 683 Following Stand Up Comic. I ❤️Minnesota Twins baseball. Butterscotch pudding is underrated. Saved ✝️

he/him | My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun
| Insta/SC: bullcitybowler

Evan B. Jaynes @BullCityBowler

165 Followers 214 Following he/him | My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun | Insta/SC: bullcitybowler

Complex Classical-Liberal Individualist Brexiteer
Art Music Motorbikes
What-If scale-models Aerospace Military
General Specialist
Retweets+Follows≠Endorsement

Harold Smith @hws5mp

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I wanna be called Spaghetti.

Sarah Kowal @CeraLangdon

92 Followers 187 Following I wanna be called Spaghetti.

sunflower sweat on my good arm

thiccshit @Lillygotdembuns

184 Followers 488 Following sunflower sweat on my good arm

Carla Eden @cardsharkcarla

40 Followers 165 Following

i have vacated this space | he/him | same name elsewhere

🦗🦗 @austinburns

668 Followers 0 Following i have vacated this space | he/him | same name elsewhere

Dem C @adce_5

230 Followers 208 Following

Only here for hashtag games🤔!Brain cancer survivor currently in a relapse. laughs help. Not good at communicating!

Winter_Wino @mebeweyou

828 Followers 958 Following Only here for hashtag games🤔!Brain cancer survivor currently in a relapse. laughs help. Not good at communicating!

Eileen Trask @eileentrask

126 Followers 421 Following

Alice Qin @thataliceqin

591 Followers 258 Following "Pleasingly shallow" - Australian Arts Review. she/her. Artistic Associate at St Martins. Acting Teacher at VCA. All opinions my own. I work on stolen land

pussy, then money, then weed

hjordan xbox @titsboobs2006

179 Followers 389 Following pussy, then money, then weed

In a dog-eat-dog world, I'd opt to be vegetarian.

Ubiquitous Bdog @ubiquitousbdog

3K Followers 3K Following In a dog-eat-dog world, I'd opt to be vegetarian.

Photographer, criminal, writer, producer, philosopher, miscreant, image consultant, comedian, and enemy of the state. Follow me to liberation.

Chelsea @ChelSkeptic_

67 Followers 220 Following Photographer, criminal, writer, producer, philosopher, miscreant, image consultant, comedian, and enemy of the state. Follow me to liberation.

Asshat. Army veteran. Cancer survivor. Married to @C0REENNA. Header by @Marlebean. I'm a parody of myself.

Crude Rudy 🇺🇸 @CrudeRudy

1K Followers 635 Following Asshat. Army veteran. Cancer survivor. Married to @C0REENNA. Header by @Marlebean. I'm a parody of myself.

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