breast @wonblob

crisis actor, roomba dad hell Joined May 2012

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microplastics revelator @DiabolicalSpuds

3 days ago

Taylor Swift makes music for people whose personality is Going To Target and I love that for her and them. I hope they are enjoying a cake pop today

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CHLOÉ @bronzeageshawty

2 weeks ago

A highly skilled bank robber is the archetype of man I am most attracted to. Which probably isn’t good and indicates something wrong with me. But if I’ll be honest I’m not interested in healing it.

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breast @wonblob

3 weeks ago

Sorry but “raw is law” is an insane phrase to co-opt from the bareback/cum pig/bbbh community to talk about eating whatever the fuck this is

lumi @ilylumii

3 weeks ago

Sorry but “raw is law” is an insane phrase to co-opt from the bareback/cum pig/bbbh community to talk about eating whatever the fuck this is

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breast @wonblob

a month ago

me (about to cum): ohhh oh fuck I’m about to digivolve

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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle

a month ago

My neighbors just had a baby! Heating up the cube

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Neil ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @hvmesickk

a month ago

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Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett

a month ago

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

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Franklin the GOAT® @FranklinDaGoat

a month ago

Jerking off to deepfake porn of myself

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jon repetti @pourfairelevide

2 months ago

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

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breast @wonblob

2 months ago

My name is lowkey kind of dumb

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The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter

2 months ago

Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

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Mia @boygrrI

2 months ago

Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested

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breast @wonblob

2 months ago

Why do tweakers always have great bodies

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breast @wonblob

2 months ago

The lead singer of this band owns a historic recording studio near me and it’s been speculated he recently had it filled with tires and set it on fire to collect the insurance money for it

Justin🎃Boldaji @justinboldaji

2 months ago

The lead singer of this band owns a historic recording studio near me and it’s been speculated he recently had it filled with tires and set it on fire to collect the insurance money for it

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ppigg @s4m31p4n

2 months ago

Sexual assault rifle

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breast @wonblob

2 months ago

Mitch just said “I’m doing the best I can!” While digging around in a bag of coke

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2 months ago

What if we renamed New Orleans “Hot Montreal”

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breast @wonblob

3 months ago

Joe Camel was so hot and fuckable to teenagers in the 80’s/90’s the US government literally made RJ Reynolds stop using him in advertising because it was making so many kids start smoking

Not Now John @fryspati

3 months ago

Joe Camel was so hot and fuckable to teenagers in the 80’s/90’s the US government literally made RJ Reynolds stop using him in advertising because it was making so many kids start smoking