Blaiser @yo_itsb
Pretty out of control. Your choice if you wanna add a period between pretty and out. I tell jokes to people. Instagram.com/blaiserk Joined November 2011-
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Who’s dad is this suckin dick on a motorcycle?
Who’s dad is this suckin dick on a motorcycle?
Taco Bell drive thru lady sounded hot and then went when I got to the window she wasn’t. 2024 sucks
If I sit on Whoopi Goldberg and she farts is she a Whoopi cushion?
Every time an NFL player gets fined they should put out a raffle to the fans to win their fine. Then use the extra money they make from the raffle to pay the refs to make calls against Patrick Mahomes. Follow me for other great ideas.
Brb. Arguing whether Diet Cokes are equally as bad as regular Coke with someone who has an equal lack of knowledge on the topic
There’s been a ridiculous amount of Jason Williams highlights randomly coming across all of my social media accounts. It’s the best thing that’s happened in the last 5 years
True Life: My Mom Is Really Getting Into The Chicken Dance At This Wedding
I’m 2009 I was rated a 4.7 overall on hotornot.com So I guess you could say things are still going pretty bad for me
They should make a new season of Catfish… And to spice things up for the season have the creators of Catfish just start Catfishing other people and then reveal themselves at the end and make fun of the people they Catfished
Nothing quite like getting an Uber home at 6:30am and your driver blasting religious music asking which time you’re going to mass today
I may have Googled “boobs” a time or 2 in my life. But that doesn’t mean I want to see breastfeeding videos in my algorithm for Instagram.
Second Ep is up! Listen to us talk about NBA names, why Dave took my mom to Red Lobster, and more! @DavidStandal #marquaybelcher Wax Moronic - Ep 2: NBA Legend Kareem Al Jabar youtu.be/baN_MpMx_OE?si…
Bob Barker was 99 years old. Closest he could get without going over 100.
We’re doing what every other comic is doing. A podcast. Listen to @DavidStandal , Marquay, and I talk about cool stuff youtu.be/re9p-inTvQQ
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12 years ago today Pete Weber dropped the greatest sports quote of all time
Really enjoyed talking with @nzachmann and hearing his journey to becoming something great for his community and football program…we touched on a lot during the podcast….listen at the link below linktr.ee/SwimLessonsPod…
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Who Neal Shipley looked at after being asked about the Tiger note
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The Red Hot Chili Peppers 1999 song “Californication” has started going viral after fans began uploading videos of their lyrics on TikTok that truly appear to prophesied life in 2024. This is one of the craziest things I’ve seen this year.
OJ lied?
OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu
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You just DM me on Monday? guess you playing lame games on twitter with my situation because I ain’t DM you back. I pray God don’t ever let me turn into a burnt out old head like you.. I used to look up to you damn near shit sad frfr. Talk bout a clone bring the real AB back! 🤡👎🏾
American airlines lets you have 20 minutes of free wifi if you watch one of their sponsored ads so i watched a 3 minute chase bank video. After the video it said the wifi was down and i think it was the most eye opening experience of how much power and money i dont have
There were more in the cooler.
Q. Which NFL starting quarterback has won the most games in a row? A. Jim McMahon, 25 He then drank these 24 beers.
Insightful conversation with @CoachTimNDSU on todays podcast….talked Bison football, life, and how to achieve greatness 🦬🏆
Nobody: Would you eat a tub of butter? Texas Roadhouse: What if we mixed in honey and cinnamon?
No one: Pregnant wives:
Bae always looks so attractive when she's drunk 🥰
I know I threatened to kill myself if I didn’t sell out the entire weekend in Chicago. But we sold out 3 of 5. I will hurt myself on camera for your amusement but I think I deserve to live. Thanks to all who came out. Loads more dates on my website
How about you mind your business and don’t photograph people when theyre at their lowest so you can get social media clout
@Morbidful ”Sam and I was at Target store yesterday The couple near the cart didn't have enough money for their purchase. The lady in the green shirt started to hand things back to the cashier to be able to afford what she had. The lady in the black shirt came out from her lane and said you…