Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

Lord loves a workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it. ATX Joined April 2007

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

a month ago

. @TheOnion Ripping off a bit from thirty years ago? Be yourselves and rip off modern bits like you normally do. youtube.com/watch?v=3pAFLZ…

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker

3 months ago

6/26/25

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

5 months ago

Sudden pea-sized hail near Spicewood Springs and 360 #atxwx

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Emo Philips @EmoPhilips

7 months ago

March 4th is the only day of the year that’s also a gerund

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Nick Gillespie @nickgillespie

9 months ago

Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now), @TheBandCracker, live in NYC. So good.

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

a year ago

Hey kids do a time travel thing to 1986 and listen to Licensed to Ill and then take that time machine back two years further and put Raising Hell on, this Kendrick Lamar and Drake thing is idiocy

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David Burge @iowahawkblog

2 years ago

Life hack: stop going out of your way to be unhappy

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

a year ago

Hi @WolfVanHalen last night out of the blue my girl told me her favorite song from your pops was Everybody Wants Some!! and she’s right, right

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

a year ago

Hi no one follows me and that’s fine but I need to shout out to the universe that Strutter is the best Kiss song ever, maybe the best song ever. Is Everlong better? Let’s tag @foofighters and find out

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Katie D @KatieDeal99

2 years ago

Everyone has that one friend that helps you get meaner

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

2 years ago

I'll straight up pay for college with a hedge fund and pay for hedges with a college fund. I really don't give a shit anymore.

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

2 years ago

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

José R. Ralat 🌶️ @TacoTrail

2 years ago

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college. https://t.co/GJ4VtOS6lX

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Flea @flea333

2 years ago

the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong

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Three Foot Credenza @yourpalmikeg

2 years ago

Germans speaking English is the most unintentionally hilarious thing this world has produced.

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The Paranoid Style @paranoiacs

2 years ago

Had REM been mugged in the studio by Motorhead, it might've ended up sounding something like Husker Du's 1986 major-label debut 'Candy Apple Grey': thirty-seven minutes of abrasive guitars, brilliant hooks and zero concessions to mass appeal. The night before the Daydream Nation.