Zac Johnston @zaconomy
Insert lie about how there's always a reason to smile or some such nonsense... check out my creepy, grainy iPhone photos @creepopics favstar.fm/users/zaconomy Getting my poop in a group... Joined July 2013-
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@RepAdamSchiff Save it. Print it. Share it.
Call your Senators. Tell them to vote NO on the Senate GOP tax plan. Here's why: It's a massive tax cut for the wealthy and big corporations, paid for by cutting healthcare for millions, and raising taxes on students and homeowners. 202-224-3121
@hipsterocracy Timber Timbre... and maybe Daniel Knox
Wife: You didn't take out the trash. Me: FAKE NEWS!
There are few things more disquieting than the post-Christmas nativity scene.
The rhythm IS going to get you. Believe my haunted eyes. It will never stop, until one of you is dead.
"The devil is in the details" ~that's why God swaddled you in a blanket of vague threats for that fresh guilty feeling that lasts all day
how did Trump win the election? how did Trump win a 2nd election?! we really need microchips in our arms? where is this train taking us?
Totally ruin anal for him by yelling "IS THERE POOP?" every three seconds.
The Visigoths ate fistfuls of juniper berries, to make them strong for battle. The only effect was flatulence. I am their proud descendant.
Every morning of 2016 has been like opening that puzzle box from Hellraiser
Eric Trump seems like he probably likes Huey Lewis & the News...
Can't tell if I'm a piece of shit or a misunderstood savant, but either way, I'm spending the night on the couch where I belong....
4 y.o. won't stop singing "country roads, take me home"... I've replaced her school clothes with a burlap sack...
@mmurraypolitics As an Ohioan, I'm extending my apology for Ohioans...
@Elite_Lawyer @TwiTati @holdaway77 @politico @realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs @FoxNews everyone calm down - egg is a troll - look at his TL
@Elite_Lawyer @KwikWarren fns.usda.gov/snap/eligible-… no, probably not
Hi @Mike_Pence! I'm in Indiana & on my period: what funeral services should I arrange 4 my uterine lining? Thinking something small w/ tapas
Wait.... didn't you just say you wanted to work with Russia to defeat ISIS? And then follow up by saying they've got tons of nukes? #debate
Yes, we can all agree Trump is a disgusting garbage pile, but he DID say "you can do anything", which extracted from context is encouraging.
Trazer @Trazer_
981 Followers 1K Following Ms. Anthropy--future recluse--former muse--loving nihilist--VANLIFE https://t.co/tFMoXNDJs2 IG @trazers
Rebecca Dunn @Rebecca73594822
2 Followers 9 Following
meee_do @meeedo91892796
266 Followers 1K Following مغني وحلمي التميز ادعموني ب الإيكات والكومنت واتمنا إعجابكم ❤✨**
Dr. Jacob Dean @SchadenJake
526K Followers 404K Following Award-winning food & travel writer and editor. Psychologist. New Yorker. Expat. I live in Oaxaca.
Lii Ahmed Yare @LiiAhmedYare1
11 Followers 98 Following
jameskyson @JamesKyson
273K Followers 266K Following Father, Explorer, Cosmonaut. Next up: BMF (Starz), Scavengers Reign (HBO max), Captain Fall (Netflix), Year 2. Yes Day now on Netflix, Lovecraft Country on HBO.
Time Squatters @TimeSquatters
41K Followers 42K Following Official account of the #TimeSquatters. A historical science fiction saga produced in a transmedia manner.
Brett Simpson ✊🏻... @OfficialBrettJS
260K Followers 264K Following LGBTQ Activist. Gay 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Political Activist. News. Suicide Prevention. Anti-bullying. BLM.✊🏽 Cat dad of two. 🐈⬛🐈
Zac Johnston @creepopics
18 Followers 53 Following New account created for the purposes of posting weird, eerie, or inscrutable pictures taken with my iPhone. Hope to post daily, but let's face it prolly not.
hoshiyar @hoshiya68148685
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William D @ItsWilliamD
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Scott Page @iamscottpage
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Ear Trumpet Audio @eartrumpetaudio
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Darren Kavinoky @DarrenKavinoky
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Andrew Mayne @AndrewMayne
677K Followers 556K Following GP @ https://t.co/X4kqBODnnf, https://t.co/TaZkjy2F1z, OG OpenAI prompt whisperer, Shark Week, OpenAI Podcast host, WSJ bestselller Thriller & Edgar Finalist
Digital Martyrs @digitalmartyrs
1K Followers 2K Following
KAHLEE @Kahlee310
6K Followers 4K Following 🪖 Father | Husband | HipHopHead 🎙 Emcee/Host • Organizer • Shit Talk Extraordinaire 👕 https://t.co/C7cYUbAQcr 🎧 @bars_weekly Peace to the #Kahleagues
Natural 20 @RollANatural20
1K Followers 1K Following Official twitter of Natural 20: A D&D comedy web series. Produced by @Transplantfilms.
Jo Williams @JoWillsss
159 Followers 385 Following Left-handed and ginger. Plays Gibson Les Pauls, 6-string and 12-string guitars, and mandolins - writes, draws, runs and photographs stuff too.
Bret Ernst @BretErnst
17K Followers 8K Following Comedian. Constitutionalist. Breakdancer. Actor on Cobra Kai.
The Brothers Commonpl... @broscommonplace
3K Followers 3K Following Wildman. Ape. Homeless Cat. #podcast #comedy #truecrime #crime #chilicartel #wildman #ttrpg #paizo #dnd #pathfinder
💥Dammit Karen💥 @NoBadHairDays2
2K Followers 3K Following Paper cut survivor. Karen Walker is my spirit animal.#LivePD is my new addiction.
Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep
70K Followers 68K Following A new, biannual anthology of horror, weirdness, strangeness, humor, and otherwise unprintable wrongness, from @BigHugeGiant.
🦄Ana🕊De Armas�... @skylarclouds
487K Followers 328K Following Between the clouds, getting lost in words. Books are my TV. Smile life could be worse. Always strive to be part of the cure and not remain part of the problem👀
Chad Opitz @chadopitz
16K Followers 13K Following Stand up comic by night/protecting Rick Moranis also by night Instagram: @chadopitz
Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy
118K Followers 96K Following “Bummin’ With the Devil” available on @tubi now! Comedian, Actor, Writer for @realpunknews. Co-host of the AEW-some Pod (link in bio).
MisoSilly @SeiYoung83
15K Followers 11K Following just read the fucking tweets https://t.co/OnMlrENZi4
Susan Bennett @SiriouslySusan
1.6M Followers 1.3M Following
Your Good Pal, Gabe @Jaytron7000
768 Followers 805 Following I'm way too high for this but I write screenplays, shoot/direct shorts, and I love dogs.
Kennedy @SecondKennedy
148 Followers 337 Following Unsuccessful actor. Unsuccessful writer. Unsuccessful comedian. I'm a big deal. I am also half werewolf and half squid. http://t.co/CJyk76yQBA
At The Dakota @at_the_dakota
841 Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account of Australian indie-groovepop band AT THE DAKOTA 🌞🌞new EP 'Melt' out now/Aus Tour April-May🛩Tix👉🏾https://t.co/Ty5eFFiYzT 🌞🌞
Tacachale Chamber @Tacachale_CO
175 Followers 562 Following Tacachale Chamber Orchestra: Like The Beatles, Beach Boys, and Smiths playing at a funeral.
Eyeboogerspodcast @Eyeboogerscast
24 Followers 104 Following We watch Crap-tastic movies, so that you don't have to.
Rob Sinclair @RSinclairAuthor
39K Followers 36K Following Bestselling author of the James Ryker and Simon Peake series of thrillers. Brand new thriller DEATH HOLLOW out now
Gisele Nett @GiseleNett
377 Followers 341 Following Gisele Nett (the alter ego of actress Jonna Tamases) is a gangly optimist and former button maker who loves to tell stories.
Clevetheblacguy @clevetheblacguy
220 Followers 304 Following Singer/Rapper/Writer/Podcaster/ Mobile Photographer/ Idiot.... Watch me try to figure it out.
somewhere between @here_axd_there
13K Followers 23K Following i won't ask you to turn on my notifications
Karmavore64 @awordforaword
9K Followers 7K Following Got no friends in high places: just high friends in all places. The fruit of Donald 's loins shot the endangered elephant in the room.
Shaun Right Now @ShaunRightNow
9K Followers 10K Following I'm 37, I love my asshole wife and she loves me. I would love to RT a lot more, sorry, I have no time. I just tweet so you laugh.
SapiensArt @sapiens_art
110 Followers 118 Following #Put your images into play - The first Artistc visual game# un pizzico di follia, come un'ape nel vaso del profumiere, vale più della sapienza
pointsymmetric@mastod... @pointsymmetric
958 Followers 2K Following
Zoey Chase @AuthorZoeyChase
23K Followers 24K Following Author of the Cedar Fish Campground cozy mystery series. Book 3 available now!
Robert B.W. Midgett @ActualRMidgett
580 Followers 2K Following Just returned to Twitter after years of not touching it. Are you guys okay?Trends for United States
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