Zombiebert @zombiebert
Me zombie. Me find smatfone. Twiter zombie unlife. Boston, MA Joined May 2009-
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Me bet @RedSox playerz kids happy now dads can take them trik or treeting. #WorldSeries #halloween #HalloWIN
Dum @danajaybein is sleep with two hand on krotch. Me no like. #bonertime
Dum @danajaybein is use girlfrend iPad on britest setting. Blinding sleepy hipstars on bolt bus. How me eat sleeping #brains if iPad brite??
Dum @danajaybein is use bolt bus toilette. He say light no werk. Me think excuse him tuch penise. He gon for while. #busterbation
@danajaybein is spend bus ride tag himselff on fasebook. Me Maybee eat him vain #brains.
Me liv tweet bus bak to #boston with @danajaybein. Bolt bus. We sit bye toilet. It stink or is dana?
@Brendaaaaaamn @Jack_The_Mc @geoffisfamous Ching chang chow. #my2cents
@crankyface @CuddyInAmerica me make friend with crying
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livin large RT @raeroshow: Hong Kong with @emilosaurus @ddsawyer @deanact @zombiebert and @wluera. # Chinesefood #BCAF
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@CuddyInAmerica @tnewhall @jess_sutich @raeroshow @clairerocks tell me sumting me cannot smell. #wineweekend
@raeroshow @clairerocks @crankyface @CuddyInAmerica me not sober. #wineweekend
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Standing ovation for @improvboston at the Sarasota Improv Festival. Awesome set! cc @zombiebert @patparhiala
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Just killed it with @wluera and @zombiebert at the Sarasota Improv Festival for @ImprovBoston #yolo
@jetblue our flight delay cuz broke seet tray? Inkonvenence many cuz one human no can eat? Me eat his #brains aneeway. #zombieonaplane
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