A Dog On The Internet @ADogOnTheNet
Shh. Nobody knows. Bay Area, CA Joined August 2019-
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Trickle down incompetence
Yuck! 🤮
This is actually true
Uh, how else would you pluralize Sir Mix-a-lot?
Uh, how else would you pluralize Sir Mix-a-lot?
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NO PEPPA PIG! THEYVE IGNORED IMPORTANT SAFETY REGULATIONS!
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Simultaneously heartwarming and heartbreaking story by @lauriemcginley2 washingtonpost.com/health/2023/04…
Blue check proves: you can't buy good takes
Blue check proves: you can't buy good takes
Rank these dog names by scariness: bandit, killer, rapist
This article, and to an even greater degree it's title, perfectly captures the essence of Twitter 2023. @elonmusk is such an embarrassment.
Super sad about losing my blue checkmark. Which I definitely didn't not have, on account of me being so notable.
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“This Is A Hate Crime”: Kansas City Black Family Demanding Justice After A White Man Shoots Black Boy, Ralph Yarl, In The Head Twice For Ringing Doorbell Of The Wrong Home, White Man Released By Police Hours Later kansascitydefender.com/justice/kansas…
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I hadn't realized that Twitter itself still has a page at its help center acknowledging that its label is false by Twitter's own definition, and saying why the label is false. So both Musk and his company have acknowledged the falsehood of what Musk and his company said.
I still do the crossword every day even though the answers are just a screen tap away.
Now that @RyanGosling is older, shouldn't he be Ryan Goose?
I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour!
JCO the banger factory
Who needs product managers when you've got *checks notes* Elon's simp bros?
Who needs product managers when you've got *checks notes* Elon's simp bros?
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