Mark Aaron Young @ADreadmark
When not working (I make faulty Dialysis machines) I try staring at women until they orgasm. Nashville, Tennessee Joined July 2011-
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Who's down with sewing the former cast of Sex in the City ass-to-mouth and forcing them to shop?? #SexInTheCitypede
I'm gonna go ahead & masturbate but right before I cum I'm opening this jar of mosquitos cuz I never want to 4get this precious moment #jizz
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One time I followed nancy grace into the woods and she was digging holes, I don't know why
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All of my friends are having fun at the orgy but I can't go because I have adult diarrhea
A baby's eye socket is even tighter than Christian teen pussy
I would love to get some Christian teen shit on my dick, yo.
I won't stop until I pull the winning powerball off a unicorn's anal bead.
Give a person a bouquet of clown limbs and watch as they don't say thanks.
Hey sweetie, can you grab me a beer and become a different woman I'm done with this marriage.
I like to finish people's sentences by hitting them in the face with a brick.
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THE FRUIT FLIES ARE USING THE TRAP I SET FOR THEM AS A SEX HOTEL AND THAT’S NOT AT ALL WHAT MY INTENTIONS WERE.
Fosters: American for NOT yet adopted - am I right? Hello? Is this handgun on???!!
*God drinking straight from a bottle of Jim Beam* Orange. Fuck it. We're calling it an orange.
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Me: What should we have for dinner? Hamburger Helper Glove: LET'S DO COCAINE!! Me: um ok?
Viewing "50 Shades of Grey" as an all-white version of "The Help" is the only way I can masturbate to this film.
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Knowing Bill O'Reilly's set to go meth-lab-explosion-angry trying to salvage his shitty career is my Christmas. #GoBillzilla
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Is Obama a Christian? Who can say? I know that I am though because I own 14 guns & I keep my wife in a root cellar. 🇺🇸
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