Purld @Purld

favstar.fm/users/purld Bibliographical Hell Joined November 2010

Tweets

9K
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2K
Following

907
Likes

48K

Purld @Purld

4 years ago

@JohnnyBCool Inexplicable dread. Also currants.

Purld @Purld

8 years ago

Surreptitiously planting Romaine lettuce butt ends in my neighbor's flowerpots. Salad days motherfucker, I whisper.

Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin

6 years ago

This made me LOL

MarinaMedvin tweet picture

Purld @Purld

6 years ago

Spending the morning wondering if my life would have turned out differently if I had been taken for regular dental check-ups as a child.

Blather Wince Repeat @xerxesbigboy

6 years ago

I fear you’re mistaking my good posture for interest.

Purld @Purld

6 years ago

@WaxDoll_398 @rachel_maria65 @stevemullis And everyone in the Obama photo is smiling. Everyone in the trump photo looks afraid. Except trump who is mad that he’s not the center of attention.

Ben Rhodes @brhodes

6 years ago

A majority of Americans should never be expected to quietly and complacently accept a political minority ruthlessly enforcing their extremist agenda on our backs.

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Purld @Purld

6 years ago

@WilliamAder The coked up one.

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork

6 years ago

My dog just sighed heavily as if he were wondering where his life went wrong, lamenting his lost opportunities, and pondering his own mortality. Or maybe I'm projecting I dunno

Purld @Purld

6 years ago

@letsmakeadeal @WayneBrady So glad she won a trip to Hawaii. Big aloha to her!

Nuclear Winter @4SLars

7 years ago

Today's Tarot Card: I am so booing you behind your back.

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

7 years ago

Thanksgiving isn’t complete until one of your family members lunges across the table.

Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly

7 years ago

the lonely piñata, dangling from a tree by a simple piece of twine, reaches a feeling of euphoria as a toddler approaches him with blind rage in his heart & a towel rod in his hand

Purld @Purld

10 years ago

When in doubt, make coleslaw. Lots and lots of coleslaw. Enough to wash away all doubts for all of eternity. So long doubts, hello coleslaw.

Abbie @AbbieEvansXO

7 years ago

Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now Hedgehog: no

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Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch

7 years ago

*makes a run for international waters for no reason*

Marly @VerbsRProudest

7 years ago

I get it, birds. You’re happy. Pipe down. I’m trying to read.

donni saphire @donni

8 years ago

If you give a man a fish, he might freak out. No one is ready for a surprise fish

village fetish @botandy

8 years ago

eating cold wet newspaper, and loving it

Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful.
https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Fancy Pants

raconteur

I write this for fun
https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is

I'll be here all weak.

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 1K Following I'll be here all weak.

🟢 https://t.co/gfUv8vqNnb

Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki

11K Followers 6K Following 🟢 https://t.co/gfUv8vqNnb

drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

Ivsy @Ivsy01

37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.

Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch

5K Followers 2K Following I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.

Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.

Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen

15K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.

This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA

John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets

16K Followers 8K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA

Ameri-strayan'.

Nuclear Winter @4SLars

14K Followers 6K Following Ameri-strayan'.

Mave @MavenofHonor

11K Followers 341 Following ✨

Self-parody account.

Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

29K Followers 12K Following Self-parody account.

Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.

Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz

15K Followers 13K Following Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.

So it goes.
Tweets👉
https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd
@LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

postmodern baseball �... @TomSchally

18K Followers 16K Following committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

If I told you, it wouldn't be any fun.

whis_pea @whis_pea

4K Followers 5K Following If I told you, it wouldn't be any fun.

eagle trainer. puppy petter. drinker of milk. taker of naps. my books available at https://t.co/tNhRJoHok6

Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly

5K Followers 1K Following eagle trainer. puppy petter. drinker of milk. taker of naps. my books available at https://t.co/tNhRJoHok6

Born in London's East-End & been supporting The Hammers since I was 7 days old.
Now retired, Very Tyred

Upney's Missfitzs @UpneyBump

518 Followers 4K Following Born in London's East-End & been supporting The Hammers since I was 7 days old. Now retired, Very Tyred

i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸

fightgeek @fightgeek

10K Followers 8K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly 🇺🇸

I'm not bitter, I'm bitchy. And not a bit sarcastic. 🇨🇦 When this gets to be too much, I’m over at @singlemomrant on FB. #canada, can’t you tell?

ms.mom @ohsoobvious

814 Followers 1K Following I'm not bitter, I'm bitchy. And not a bit sarcastic. 🇨🇦 When this gets to be too much, I’m over at @singlemomrant on FB. #canada, can’t you tell?

Meow Moe @MeowMoeDotCom

18K Followers 14K Following

#PunguzaUjingaCampaign. Thalassophile.

Christie Monteiro @UshoSheee

1K Followers 4K Following #PunguzaUjingaCampaign. Thalassophile.

A penny for your twee... @ArdentlyM

88 Followers 508 Following

Multiple layers of contrived inanity

Dwayne Cleofus Wayne @Yonatarzan

180 Followers 877 Following Multiple layers of contrived inanity

Gyroor provide hoverboards, e-bikes, e-scooters, e-skates, and inline skates for you.
Free shipping for the lower 48 states.

Arvin Pan @Arvinpan1

64 Followers 566 Following Gyroor provide hoverboards, e-bikes, e-scooters, e-skates, and inline skates for you. Free shipping for the lower 48 states.

Baudelaire & a fireside nightcap is a dream I had once https://t.co/TAVhTs2hKf

LisMc @LisMc5

11K Followers 5K Following Baudelaire & a fireside nightcap is a dream I had once https://t.co/TAVhTs2hKf

Hey my names George ❤❤❤ I'm from Sydney, Australia. The only reason I'm in Australia is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. 👀 👀 👀

George Lomax @GeorgeLomax1

417 Followers 3K Following Hey my names George ❤❤❤ I'm from Sydney, Australia. The only reason I'm in Australia is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. 👀 👀 👀

When I am on line, I give everything. Maybe because of that, some of the bastards don't like me, but I don't care.

Taras Podkova @Horseshooooe

488 Followers 2K Following When I am on line, I give everything. Maybe because of that, some of the bastards don't like me, but I don't care.

Love is a doing word

🌙🦇 @plantfam

751 Followers 2K Following Love is a doing word

ed suter @easuteraolcom1

200 Followers 5K Following

*purrs until censored*

Juicy @Juicymalaise

103 Followers 2K Following *purrs until censored*

Dawn's Desires @Dawn57426335

717 Followers 3K Following

lover. fighter. semi-professional TV watcher. media @hearst.

Brooke Siegel @brookejena

2K Followers 909 Following lover. fighter. semi-professional TV watcher. media @hearst.

When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

Dom @DomBorrett

3K Followers 2K Following When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

STUDENTS •ATHLETE

its_Jayro @Jnjyro

107 Followers 692 Following STUDENTS •ATHLETE

I Don't Drive Fast, I Just Fly Low....
Chennai Super Kings
Manchester United

Bleed Blue Bleed India

@n!$[=] @anishpm

587 Followers 541 Following I Don't Drive Fast, I Just Fly Low.... Chennai Super Kings Manchester United Bleed Blue Bleed India

I am the Lord, thy God. Hobbies include omnipotence, omniscience, infinite mercy, and smiting my worshipers for no apparent reason.

Your Corpulent Deity @FatYahweh

64 Followers 165 Following I am the Lord, thy God. Hobbies include omnipotence, omniscience, infinite mercy, and smiting my worshipers for no apparent reason.

Minnesota Twins❤️💙. New York Mets🧡💙.Anything and everything to do with baseball.❤️⚾ Unpaid Runza influencer. 💚💛

Syrup Tishus @Syrup_Tishus

14K Followers 6K Following Minnesota Twins❤️💙. New York Mets🧡💙.Anything and everything to do with baseball.❤️⚾ Unpaid Runza influencer. 💚💛

Striving to be the person my dog thinks I am, and not the crazy loser my cat thinks I am. Ok maybe a little crazy is fine..

Katzz @kathleeno001

241 Followers 1K Following Striving to be the person my dog thinks I am, and not the crazy loser my cat thinks I am. Ok maybe a little crazy is fine..

I'm a gigantic, wet, underemployed, jaundiced eyeball. I'm watching all of you. Instagram @slippersakimbo

Oldfatchick @Oldfatchick

805 Followers 3K Following I'm a gigantic, wet, underemployed, jaundiced eyeball. I'm watching all of you. Instagram @slippersakimbo

for this ghetto nobody holy free spirit

Friday Joseph @fridayjoseph343

63 Followers 680 Following for this ghetto nobody holy free spirit

do you know who else hated fact checkers? ted bundy

turbobama @bamalonia

893 Followers 1K Following do you know who else hated fact checkers? ted bundy

Awesome Todd @Awesome_Todd

3K Followers 2K Following

Wouldn't you like to know? Mouth of a sailor.

Header by @ChrisJonesArt

https://t.co/FwBLSjHVK3

https://t.co/aktRNU5Sou

Bat Shit Crazy @BatBatshitcrazy

26K Followers 6K Following Wouldn't you like to know? Mouth of a sailor. Header by @ChrisJonesArt https://t.co/FwBLSjHVK3 https://t.co/aktRNU5Sou

I’ll chase my dreams, not the coffin…go listen to my music, it’s everywhere. I appreciate you. Love yourself. 🖤

Wade Ravage @WadeRavage

795 Followers 2K Following I’ll chase my dreams, not the coffin…go listen to my music, it’s everywhere. I appreciate you. Love yourself. 🖤

eeb02Raegan Barber @littlbitt626

67 Followers 2K Following

BREWSKER @Brewsker

9K Followers 5K Following

Upstanding Comic.Freelance Revolutionary. Institutional overthrow. Honesty. Ass kicking. Anti-mosquito. Dude/Her Excellency. Black lives matter always.🏳️‍🌈

@fatnewsdaily.bsky.so... @beltwayhumor

1K Followers 5K Following Upstanding Comic.Freelance Revolutionary. Institutional overthrow. Honesty. Ass kicking. Anti-mosquito. Dude/Her Excellency. Black lives matter always.🏳️‍🌈

So i’m back. New acct,new wife @Girl_Ona_Ledge & new little man ona ledge. Ppl r still assholes. More dogs. https://t.co/9BYfM8meW9

JC 🇨🇦 @Man_Ona_Ledge

1K Followers 2K Following So i’m back. New acct,new wife @Girl_Ona_Ledge & new little man ona ledge. Ppl r still assholes. More dogs. https://t.co/9BYfM8meW9

wordplaypicturepostcards '...low volume sometimes funny if idiosyncratic tweets and playful tone make for a good value follow' - Gore Vidal

Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967

18K Followers 5K Following wordplaypicturepostcards '...low volume sometimes funny if idiosyncratic tweets and playful tone make for a good value follow' - Gore Vidal

I practically invented breakfast pizza. https://t.co/oR98428JLL

Laser Eye Mom @lasereyemom

149 Followers 282 Following I practically invented breakfast pizza. https://t.co/oR98428JLL

Black Lives Matter. She/Her. The official ballpoint pen of the 1993 DMV winter bingo tournament.

Christina @christinaloca

4K Followers 3K Following Black Lives Matter. She/Her. The official ballpoint pen of the 1993 DMV winter bingo tournament.

Follower of Christ, Wife, Mom, Referee, Lover of cars, Hater of long walks, Super-stealthy ninja

knittykins @Knittykins

3K Followers 3K Following Follower of Christ, Wife, Mom, Referee, Lover of cars, Hater of long walks, Super-stealthy ninja

Winning at Life! I mean the board game Life. Nobody beats me at that.

Millionaire Manatee @pistachiopete

5K Followers 3K Following Winning at Life! I mean the board game Life. Nobody beats me at that.

Free thinking & YES voting failed multitasker. DJ & lover of music that began in Chicago & Detroit. Celtic F.C. Progressive Politics. Refugees Welcome

creamy whip @creamywhip93

1K Followers 3K Following Free thinking & YES voting failed multitasker. DJ & lover of music that began in Chicago & Detroit. Celtic F.C. Progressive Politics. Refugees Welcome

Let's get this party startled! .

https://t.co/fl3jSmquvz

Hill @Beamo23

2K Followers 4K Following Let's get this party startled! . https://t.co/fl3jSmquvz

Lovers of Animals, Traveling, Photography, Music, and Comedy. YouTube Guwizz 89. Funny memes are therapy. Venmo @Mountainman89

FunWithKris&Brit @KrisnBrit

26K Followers 26K Following Lovers of Animals, Traveling, Photography, Music, and Comedy. YouTube Guwizz 89. Funny memes are therapy. Venmo @Mountainman89

I had a column in a CHI publication & you'd be surprised how many times I worked in the topic of vagina dentata. So I've got that going for me. She/Her. #BLM

ArtemisLoud (on insta... @ArtemisLoud

704 Followers 1K Following I had a column in a CHI publication & you'd be surprised how many times I worked in the topic of vagina dentata. So I've got that going for me. She/Her. #BLM

Design x Research x Strategy. I really like airports.

Marie-Eve Belanger @wrongposture

615 Followers 955 Following Design x Research x Strategy. I really like airports.

TRASH CLAMBAKE @trash_clambake

79 Followers 174 Following

michel torres @micheltorres048

72K Followers 77K Following

Musician; heavy metal saxophone! Writing a novel. Reincarnation
unsolicited DM's = blocked 🚫

Timothy Bird @timothybird186

10K Followers 11K Following Musician; heavy metal saxophone! Writing a novel. Reincarnation unsolicited DM's = blocked 🚫

Walter Cross @wcross071

3 Followers 80 Following

Christian, Jesus Christ is King, USA first, Constitution Conservative, Trump supporter & follower

NadjaJovovich @NadjaJovovich

1K Followers 765 Following Christian, Jesus Christ is King, USA first, Constitution Conservative, Trump supporter & follower

I change lives through real estate; what’s your superpower?

Kimberly G @Kimsellstheatl

123 Followers 429 Following I change lives through real estate; what’s your superpower?

Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful.
https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Fancy Pants

raconteur

I write this for fun
https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ

I know who DB Cooper is

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is

I'll be here all weak.

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 1K Following I'll be here all weak.

🟢 https://t.co/gfUv8vqNnb

Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki

11K Followers 6K Following 🟢 https://t.co/gfUv8vqNnb

drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

Ivsy @Ivsy01

37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.

Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch

5K Followers 2K Following I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.

Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark

7K Followers 896 Following I can explain

cinephile; horror, pitbull grrl,
@jaymianajones and I wreaking havoc
https://t.co/1QIGZn5LoD

Craving @calluptome

15K Followers 4K Following cinephile; horror, pitbull grrl, @jaymianajones and I wreaking havoc https://t.co/1QIGZn5LoD

Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.

Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen

15K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.

This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA

John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets

16K Followers 8K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA

Ameri-strayan'.

Nuclear Winter @4SLars

14K Followers 6K Following Ameri-strayan'.

Mave @MavenofHonor

11K Followers 341 Following ✨

Self-parody account.

Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

29K Followers 12K Following Self-parody account.

Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.

Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz

15K Followers 13K Following Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.

So it goes.
Tweets👉
https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd
@LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

postmodern baseball �... @TomSchally

18K Followers 16K Following committing to a bit no one enjoys | copyrighter

If I told you, it wouldn't be any fun.

whis_pea @whis_pea

4K Followers 5K Following If I told you, it wouldn't be any fun.

eagle trainer. puppy petter. drinker of milk. taker of naps. my books available at https://t.co/tNhRJoHok6

Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly

5K Followers 1K Following eagle trainer. puppy petter. drinker of milk. taker of naps. my books available at https://t.co/tNhRJoHok6

I'm not bitter, I'm bitchy. And not a bit sarcastic. 🇨🇦 When this gets to be too much, I’m over at @singlemomrant on FB. #canada, can’t you tell?

ms.mom @ohsoobvious

814 Followers 1K Following I'm not bitter, I'm bitchy. And not a bit sarcastic. 🇨🇦 When this gets to be too much, I’m over at @singlemomrant on FB. #canada, can’t you tell?

Meow Moe @MeowMoeDotCom

18K Followers 14K Following

Multiple layers of contrived inanity

Dwayne Cleofus Wayne @Yonatarzan

180 Followers 877 Following Multiple layers of contrived inanity

Love is a doing word

🌙🦇 @plantfam

751 Followers 2K Following Love is a doing word

I'm a gigantic, wet, underemployed, jaundiced eyeball. I'm watching all of you. Instagram @slippersakimbo

Oldfatchick @Oldfatchick

805 Followers 3K Following I'm a gigantic, wet, underemployed, jaundiced eyeball. I'm watching all of you. Instagram @slippersakimbo

Awesome Todd @Awesome_Todd

3K Followers 2K Following

Wouldn't you like to know? Mouth of a sailor.

Header by @ChrisJonesArt

https://t.co/FwBLSjHVK3

https://t.co/aktRNU5Sou

Bat Shit Crazy @BatBatshitcrazy

26K Followers 6K Following Wouldn't you like to know? Mouth of a sailor. Header by @ChrisJonesArt https://t.co/FwBLSjHVK3 https://t.co/aktRNU5Sou

BREWSKER @Brewsker

9K Followers 5K Following

wordplaypicturepostcards '...low volume sometimes funny if idiosyncratic tweets and playful tone make for a good value follow' - Gore Vidal

Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967

18K Followers 5K Following wordplaypicturepostcards '...low volume sometimes funny if idiosyncratic tweets and playful tone make for a good value follow' - Gore Vidal

Follower of Christ, Wife, Mom, Referee, Lover of cars, Hater of long walks, Super-stealthy ninja

knittykins @Knittykins

3K Followers 3K Following Follower of Christ, Wife, Mom, Referee, Lover of cars, Hater of long walks, Super-stealthy ninja

Lovers of Animals, Traveling, Photography, Music, and Comedy. YouTube Guwizz 89. Funny memes are therapy. Venmo @Mountainman89

FunWithKris&Brit @KrisnBrit

26K Followers 26K Following Lovers of Animals, Traveling, Photography, Music, and Comedy. YouTube Guwizz 89. Funny memes are therapy. Venmo @Mountainman89

I'm just here to amuse and be amuse bouched.

Kay @KaysNH

3K Followers 3K Following I'm just here to amuse and be amuse bouched.

TRASH CLAMBAKE @trash_clambake

79 Followers 174 Following

michel torres @micheltorres048

72K Followers 77K Following

Musician; heavy metal saxophone! Writing a novel. Reincarnation
unsolicited DM's = blocked 🚫

Timothy Bird @timothybird186

10K Followers 11K Following Musician; heavy metal saxophone! Writing a novel. Reincarnation unsolicited DM's = blocked 🚫

Christian, Jesus Christ is King, USA first, Constitution Conservative, Trump supporter & follower

NadjaJovovich @NadjaJovovich

1K Followers 765 Following Christian, Jesus Christ is King, USA first, Constitution Conservative, Trump supporter & follower

https://t.co/ivU8wByYXC

Mike-ull ☮️ @ApocalypseBnG

3K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/ivU8wByYXC

🌱, record collector, Software Test Engineer, and cat butler

Pete Phantasmo @petephantasmo

972 Followers 5K Following 🌱, record collector, Software Test Engineer, and cat butler

don't follow me for stock advice | get knocked down 7 times, get up 11

Jake @dubiousrhetoric

3K Followers 2K Following don't follow me for stock advice | get knocked down 7 times, get up 11

Pick me a single flower because you want to, instead of a dozen roses because you have to. https://t.co/e2sEt4kJKR

Ellen @ellenroberts1

18K Followers 20K Following Pick me a single flower because you want to, instead of a dozen roses because you have to. https://t.co/e2sEt4kJKR

Heiress. Marilyn Manson’s ex girlfriend. Liar. DMs open for funny guys.

KatieJay @HeyHeyMissJ

5K Followers 4K Following Heiress. Marilyn Manson’s ex girlfriend. Liar. DMs open for funny guys.

Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin

Marly @VerbsRProudest

9K Followers 4K Following Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin

Book lover. Storyteller. Writer. In that order.

https://t.co/gTDlTXpC54

Indu Pillai @InduPillai01

10K Followers 6K Following Book lover. Storyteller. Writer. In that order. https://t.co/gTDlTXpC54

Party? https://t.co/vaJOCcK6Sy

☆ Petote ☆ @Petote

6K Followers 2K Following Party? https://t.co/vaJOCcK6Sy

film producer turned thailand-based sustainability + wellness + tech writer. i use words & images as a force for good. i’m also building an eco-retreat. 🦋

Molly Willows @mollywillows

212 Followers 377 Following film producer turned thailand-based sustainability + wellness + tech writer. i use words & images as a force for good. i’m also building an eco-retreat. 🦋

some people's profiles are so interesting or funny that they lure you in. Mine isn't one those. https://t.co/iBXkqdjkef

Dee doubledeamber @deamberdona2t

5K Followers 2K Following some people's profiles are so interesting or funny that they lure you in. Mine isn't one those. https://t.co/iBXkqdjkef

{Avi by @TheUnderfold }

Evel @FeverFlave

16K Followers 6K Following {Avi by @TheUnderfold }

Oxford comma enthusuast. Will always watch Frontline, The Bird Cage, and Barney Miller. Will read DMs if I become homeless.

So Much Not Too Much @smntm

930 Followers 1K Following Oxford comma enthusuast. Will always watch Frontline, The Bird Cage, and Barney Miller. Will read DMs if I become homeless.

I write some, I draw some, I loathsome. Criminally over-followed.

Jeremy (Allegedly) @jeremyharrisona

1K Followers 2K Following I write some, I draw some, I loathsome. Criminally over-followed.

Humorist. Horrorist. Glossolalist.

Ethan @WordNerd

2K Followers 2K Following Humorist. Horrorist. Glossolalist.

Ready to take on the World, just need to find my pants.

NoWarranty @nowarranty

7K Followers 5K Following Ready to take on the World, just need to find my pants.

Bee facts, humor & insights. #SaveTheBees

Tenacious Bee @AkashaTheBee

2K Followers 3K Following Bee facts, humor & insights. #SaveTheBees

Personal account

Zara @HurricaneZara

2K Followers 4K Following Personal account

I live life by trial and error.

I try lots of stuff and then notice all the errors.

Anthony Swanson @nthonyswan

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