Amy Apathy @AmyApathy
post riot grrl post feminist post punk post squat posting posts on the internet amidst eponymous apathy. Yay Area Joined January 2011-
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BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An idea that will earn me one billion dollars
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No one is giving away their edibles to your children for Halloween because edibles are awesome and your kids don’t deserve them.
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Trying to figure out which hotel room the sex noises are coming from. I've seen enough CSI to know its not coming from the one watching CSI.
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I believe in the separation of Earth and space
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We put a GoPro on your ex. You won't believe what he found in your garbage!
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*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses
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So great to see a little rain in LA! I hope El Nino gets in before Trump builds his wall.
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I love when you see a bank that clearly used to be a Taco Bell. "I'd like to open an account and some cinnamon twists, please"
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Honey I smoked the kids
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FRIEND: (into phone) You don't say!... You don't say!... You don't say! [hangs up] ME: Who was it? FRIEND: [unhinges jaw, swallows me whole]
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Hot sinkholes in your area are portals directly to the bowels of Hell
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Man:Will you go to a public house to eat leaves & dead chicken while looking at me. Women:A date? Man:Yes to see if we should get married.
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Top 5 Worst Excuses For Cheating 5) Sex doesn't count as cheating 4) Got super horny 3) Robots forced me 2) Thought she was you 1) OBAMA
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[in school] me: ugh im never gonna use any of this in real life teacher: but this is gym class me: [rips off legs] im never gonna use these
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I brush my teeth 24/7
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Me (to chattering baby): I didn't understand a word you said, but I love the enthusiasm!
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"Fucking people - fucking people - fucking people....Doggie!" -My internal dialogue.
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