April Kotsch @AprilMayJune0
''I got back pain'' -Tyler the Creator Joined May 2012-
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One time I got mugged at knifepoint by two guys and I found myself saying, first and foremost, in reaction to seeing the knife, for reasons that are absolutely beyond me, “now hold on a minute there compadre.”
said "bob's your uncle" in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE
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has anyone considered why everything that is locked up at target is locked from the OUTSIDE ??? maybe it’s not to keep people OUT but to keep old spice swagger deodorant IN
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I HATE when someone is featured on a song and they go complete off topic from the original concept
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this is the plot of dune
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tw/ mice, cookies . . . . . . this mf is asking for milk now
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Is this how the Minecraft movie trailer should've looked?
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Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 trib.al/473iGmL
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Nobody will remember: - your salary - how "busy you were" - how many hours you worked People will remember: - the death of a pop-tart on national television
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - WHOPPER WHOPPER - WHOPPER WHOPPER - JUNIOR DOUBLE - TRIPLE WHOPPER
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astonishing that every day people wake up and decide to have a go in the menswear guy replies. “I’m gonna put this guy in his place.” no you’re not. you’re a henchman breaking into John Wick’s home. you’ve made bad life choices
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movies are always better in the cinema
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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming
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I wanna be a “Guinness tastes better in Ireland” guy but for Dunkin’ Donuts in Massachusetts
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Devil Went Down to Georgia is fascinating to me because it’s so American. In any other culture it would be a cautionary tale of hubris and fooling with the demonic. But in America, Johnny actually is just better than the Devil. It’s so American
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