Asphalte @Asphaltech
Born August 2005 - largest swiss car portal, writing about automotive passion & reason. Feed français: @AsphalteFr asphalte.ch/news/en/ Suisse Joined February 2010-
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"I guess I've always wanted to push my chips back on the table" Musk's pursuits are worse than moonshots, they are reckless and whimsical. CT, Roadster, FSD, the robot, Mars, X, nothing makes sense. The business & legal equivalent of russian roulette.
"I guess I've always wanted to push my chips back on the table" Musk's pursuits are worse than moonshots, they are reckless and whimsical. CT, Roadster, FSD, the robot, Mars, X, nothing makes sense. The business & legal equivalent of russian roulette.
Tesla does not have a market share problem in Europe. It has a catch-up growth opportunity. First principle of business management.
Tesla does not have a market share problem in Europe. It has a catch-up growth opportunity. First principle of business management.
This is the hush money payment episode. Best yet to come. Headline: Musk's secret for next level geniusy strategies for everything. SEC Sues Elon Musk to Enforce Subpoena wsj.com/articles/sec-s…
ANE has not understood yet that their credibility is sinking with this fanboy clickbait.
The thing on the left used to be a consumerist cult draped into the claim of a benevolent mission. Shallow and hypocritical, but relatively innocuous. It has become a financing device for a fascist movement. Tesla fans, this is who you are.
How do Tesla simps rationalize supporting this man when he constantly validates fascist views ? There is a direct financial line between the car you buy and his ability to promote fascism. Driving a Tesla puts you in team brown shirts.
How do Tesla simps rationalize supporting this man when he constantly validates fascist views ? There is a direct financial line between the car you buy and his ability to promote fascism. Driving a Tesla puts you in team brown shirts.
Compared to Tesla's 10000 supercharger points in China and Nio's superior experience, it is quite significant. 5x fewer stations for 8x faster service.
Compared to Tesla's 10000 supercharger points in China and Nio's superior experience, it is quite significant. 5x fewer stations for 8x faster service.
Massive trainwreck. Cringeworthy. No wonder Musk tries to deflect by mounting a stunt at the Mexico border. youtube.com/watch?v=hYymRU…
Has anyone ever seen a Tesla rigged with sensors for chassis validation ? Or is this only old school stuff for dinosaurs ? youtu.be/CpEOXyUXjfM?si…
So busy saving the world and sending the light of human consciousness to Mars by boring tunnels and torturing monkeys.
So busy saving the world and sending the light of human consciousness to Mars by boring tunnels and torturing monkeys.
Taking legal liability crosses the chasm. ODD extension is incremental after that. Mercedes is the undisputed leader in consumer autonomy. theverge.com/2023/9/27/2389…
Li: 500K in 2y. For context, Tesla's first 500K took more than 5y, and another 2y to 1M cumulative. Who is growing now ? All thanks to Beijing and Brussels technocrats.
Li: 500K in 2y. For context, Tesla's first 500K took more than 5y, and another 2y to 1M cumulative. Who is growing now ? All thanks to Beijing and Brussels technocrats.
Wonder who is stupider for not recognizing that Tesla only became profitable leeching on stupid covid money ?
Wonder who is stupider for not recognizing that Tesla only became profitable leeching on stupid covid money ?
No one has been as wrong, for as long, as GoJo. He is king moron 👑. He is even worse than the previous king moron, @TESLAcharts.
No one has been as wrong, for as long, as GoJo. He is king moron 👑. He is even worse than the previous king moron, @TESLAcharts.

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