Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8
My name is Mr Bell and I'm a bit* of a bell end. Thanks for reading. (*lot) Plymouth, UK Joined December 2011-
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@giftedrascal Sadly not, just plain protective ones, and a high-vis coat.
@WoofTheWolf2 I leave the Babybels in the case and shove them all up my arse. Makes a change from #CremeEggs
Yes, once again, I am one of society's most valuable people, for I am a key worker. You people that aren't key workers must acknowledge that I am more important than you. I am great, you are shit.
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@Sarahjanewoo Not a rock. I was hiding behind the bins.
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Started planning Christmas Day. I think I'll begin in the traditional manner, by having a massive shit. #Christmas2020
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