What About Blob @BlobWiley
What’s another word for idiot? Not yet divorced father of 3. Your back door. Joined January 2021-
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In honor of Generals serving who were forced to listen to an awful speech, here's an awesome speech from General Mark Milley. “We don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator. We take an oath to the Constitution... ...and we're willing to die to protect it.”
We’re on an unsustainable trajectory as a nation if we don’t address this distrust. On election night I said “I believe the opposite of democracy is apathy.” I still believe we can heal the country and restore trust and integrity to public service. Let’s get to work. END
There is too much hubris in our politics. Too many people who think they have all the answers. Let’s go out and have deep and thoughtful conversations with people. Listen to them. And then earnestly work to address their concerns and rebuild trust. 10/12
There’s not an I in “team”, but there are 2 in “manic depression.”
@WaddleandSilvy I made another one.
Full Chicago Bears series with 2:00 minutes left before half at the goal line combined. Before link taking think about retweeting, or quote tweeting those who make these.
I wonder if the original printing press was always out of magenta.
He was running for his life.
2017: #Bears draft Trubisky, keep Fox, make Mitch learn new offense next year 2021: Bears draft Fields, keep Nagy, make JF1 learn new offense next year 2024: Bears draft Williams, keep Eberflus, make Caleb learn new offense next year Like clockwork with this awful franchise.
Eberflus tryna hit a challenge for the Bears
And this is your guy, huh? Thank you Seth Meyers
It’s simple: Corporations are not people. RT if you think it's time to overturn Citizens United and get rid of dark money in our elections.
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How I feel when trying to work from home during the summer.
How I feel when trying to work from home during the summer.
Who in their fucking literal right mind would support a man this fucking stupid to be the leader of the free world? I REALLY don’t get it. Somebody PLEASE explain it to me.
And she’s calling a cab
Canadian here. We don’t have prayer in schools, or the Ten Commandments, or God. We also don’t have dead kids. No Canadian child has ever died in a mass shooting in an elementary school. We have guns. What we don’t have is Republicans. American has to get rid of Republicans.
Canadian here. We don’t have prayer in schools, or the Ten Commandments, or God. We also don’t have dead kids. No Canadian child has ever died in a mass shooting in an elementary school. We have guns. What we don’t have is Republicans. American has to get rid of Republicans.
Once Trump is defeated AGAIN, we are going to have to come to grips with the fact there are approaching 40 million people in this country who’ve been radicalized like ISIS. People who may never be normal again. That’s a problem.
Without “food noise” I’m not sure I would have any thoughts.
Parents report higher levels of loneliness than adults without children but not when they are in the bathroom.
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