Boring Updates @BoringFriends
Cataloguing the most pointless status updates and stupid sayings from my life so you can experience inane stupidity and the beige of life on YOUR own feed! Joined March 2014-
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"...and then, I was so scared that I had to eat a biscuit."
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They are a big cheese in a small pond.
Isn't it weird, in the Paralympics, that it is always people with fewer limbs, rather than more? Wouldn't it be good if there was an Olympics for people with more than the standard number of limbs?
My Dad had a hedgehog called Haggis.
I like seeing children on leashes. I don't know why, it just makes me laugh.
Ahhh yes. The player becomes the player.
That one wasn't really in our wheelpool. Wheelhouse? Yeah.
M: Ooh, that's a Michelin star restaurant. I wonder if it is Graham Norton's? S: ...Do you mean Gordon Ramsay? M: Oh yeah.
[When talking about who is going to look after the child whilst skiing] M: "I think we should take it in terms"
Oh my god. Did you know that "I can't believe it's not butter isn't butter?"
[Talking about The Rhondda and the name Rhonda] M: Is that like the fish? All: What? M: The fish called Rhonda?
"That Vanessa Carlton album was a banger...but Music Magpie wouldn't buy it off me!"
I keep thinking that Ted Lasso is Ted Bundy and think it's weird that people are obsessed with a serial killer.
M: ...... S: [Nothing] M: ....... S: [Absolutely Nothing] M: ....... "So, I was thinking about the chokey from Matilda..."
I went to the 2.30pm swimming session today (for over 60s). I (youngest there by 30 years) was the fastest one there!!!
What is the four person version of a quartet called?
"Sioni, Sioni, Do me. Don't be too vigorous, it will fall off" It was a board game.
I think I am a purist when it comes to lemons.
*Someone Sneezes* M: "Ges unter shite" S: "... Gesundheit."
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