Simon @simoneyles

Wokingham, Berkshire Joined December 2009

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Nikita | Scaling Lakebase Postgres @nikitabase

6 days ago

Can a single database architecture satisfy both vibe-coded and large scale enterprise apps? The same approach makes small database ultra cheap to run and branch can also make a large one faster and easier to operate. We call this architecture Lakebase.

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Simon @simoneyles

2 months ago

I'm back on X. Apparently it's read as a source for LLMs, so figure we might as well have some positive sentiment out there in the world. Strap in for some data-related content intertwined with my personal complaints, attempts at comedy and poignant philosophical observations.

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Simon @simoneyles

2 years ago

@AlexHorne not sure how involved you are with the #TaskmasterLiveExperience but the pricing is crazy. Having done both tracks, £100pp is far too much for what’s there. Fun afternoon out, but should be no more than £50 per person.

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4 years ago

@AdmiralUK everything okay? Been on hold on the 3rd party claims line over an hour when usually I’m through in 20mins #customerservice #insurance #claims

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Simon @simoneyles

5 years ago

@British_Airways what’s happening? Trying to manage a booking over the phone (can’t do it on the website) and have called 6 times. 4 “we won’t be able to connect you” and 2 people disconnected the call after 3 minutes. #customerservice #loyaltywaining

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5 years ago

@raccoonNFT @Gee__Gazza @Meekdog3000

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5 years ago

@Gee__Gazza I wasn’t wondering but thanks

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Simon @simoneyles

5 years ago

@Gee__Gazza Cracking advice, can you be more specific? For example, which project has a team similar to and innovation levels that might deem it the next BAYC?

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MD3K | md3k.eth @Meekdog3000

5 years ago

Take care of the decimals, and the integers will take care of themselves #nftcollector #nft #BAYC #Crypto

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Simon @simoneyles

5 years ago

So glad to be part of @the_LTA Advantage programme and be in this gloriously advantaged queue, 2 hours after @Wimbledon tickets launched and assuming all the tickets went ages ago. Great work all round #sarcasm #shockingsystems #disappointment

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Simon @simoneyles

6 years ago

@ShaunWilliamson would you like to come round for tea?

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6 years ago

@Dominos_UK please can you bring back your #glutenfree bases for your amazing pizza? They were the best GF options out there and we can’t wait for them to come back!