Dude @CMMitchell632

Do you make mistakes or do you make a change Joined January 2014

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

You're telling me that this whole time if someone won by the rules against me I can just say "nope" and there would be a possibility I was right? You know how many games of Scrabble I could have won?

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

When your roommate comes in and talks about your tweet you just posted but he didn't like it. I know you're reading this too.

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Man, guys in pick up trucks REALLY don't like being passed on the highway

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Today has been cancelled. We'll try again tomorrow.

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Yo brain, why do I have to be sad when I'm dreaming too

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

6 years ago

My brain is such an asshole. "After I take the trash out, I can have a beer" "Or you could have the beer without taking the trash out" "Oh shit u right lmaoo"

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Being Republican sounds nice tbh. Getting to be so ignorant and such. Would be a nice load off my mind.

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

I wanna be buried in a flannel

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Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract

6 years ago

U ever have those moments where ur like wait I’m actually not that cool

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Friends is just Seinfeld for dummies

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Anybody else wake up in the morning with a heavy sigh, like "great, we doing this again?"

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Me: man I've been sitting in this chair for too long *goes and sits in a different chair*

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T @tylerthecreator

6 years ago

DUMB ASS KIDS WITH THEM JUULS GONE PASS OUT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE AND SHIT THEN GONE BE ON INSTA LIKE EHHH MY LUNGS AND CHEST HURT I NEED SYMPATHY OUCH OUCH U STUPID BITCH

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

What are the odds I eat two sleeves of Oreos for dinner? Too late I already did

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Dude @CMMitchell632

6 years ago

Apparently I change my handle to the song stuck in my head when I'm really high. Stay tuned for more tunes

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jacksfilms @jacksfilms

6 years ago

January's a joke February fails March? Meh April's awful May I skip this month June's junk July just sucks August angers me September FUCKS HARD October FUCKS HARD November FUCKS HARD December FUCKS HARD