Call Protection @CallProtection
Stressed in the world of Distressed | Tweets highly illustrative and subject to material change | Not the views of my employer | DMs open Joined February 2021-
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Wish John all the best, though may be hard to raise capital when: 1) fund is basically called “IslamOrAllah Investment Management” 2) logo is a cowboy wearing a **balaclava** 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Wish John all the best, though may be hard to raise capital when: 1) fund is basically called “IslamOrAllah Investment Management” 2) logo is a cowboy wearing a **balaclava** 🤣🤦🏻♂️ https://t.co/dyPLUY8XEE
Details of the decision aside, this is absolutely brutal for the lawyers and bankers who labored on this deal for years. They’re obv a tertiary player here, but this decision is a killer. Unclear where this goes next…
Details of the decision aside, this is absolutely brutal for the lawyers and bankers who labored on this deal for years. They’re obv a tertiary player here, but this decision is a killer. Unclear where this goes next…
Three tries and he still can’t spell the word “separately” correctly
Why, oh why, would one send a deck that starts page numbering on the second slide? Slide two says page 1, slide 20 says page 19. So referencing pages is just a PITA. Is there any justification for this?
Every day, we stand with Israel.
Anyone working in Chicago should send their availability in Eastern time. Stop this CT nonsense. I will die on this hill.
The less we work today, the greater chance Juneteenth can be like July 4th and less like Presidents Day. Only have one chance to make a first impression.
Love when rating agencies issue a full report downgrading names to D once they file for BK. I’m sitting here reading the disclosure statement, but appreciate the additional writeup confirming they defaulted.
Any reason I **shouldn’t** move my emergency savings from current online savings bank (3.75%) to Fidelity money market (~4.45%)?
This BigLaw firm finally said the quiet part out loud: Nothing matters but the firm and generating billables. Your family. Your health. You. Doesn’t matter. Just bill. “24/7” “No excuses”
Merging columns should be a fireable offense
🎶“Coming soon (2028?) to a Virginia bankruptcy court near you”🎶
🎶“Coming soon (2028?) to a Virginia bankruptcy court near you”🎶
Has anyone EVER actually considered the environment before printing?
Centerview advised UBS and SVB. Busy ten days.

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