Carolyn Lyden (she/her) @CarolynLyden
Search Engine Optimus Prime. 100% that bitch. Will likely offend you. Not a regular mom. A cool mom. Do no harm but take no shit. Joined June 2009-
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Bird showing me her sewing work: This was hard. But I finished it. Because I can do hard things. Me:
I don't know how to raise my daughter in a country where the Supreme Court is debating how many organs are ok for women to lose before providing healthcare
Don’t act like you’re not impressed instagram.com/reel/C6MYIlROQ…
I know it's last minute but if any POC or female (any race) wants to attend BrightonSEO, we've got tickets Some folks cannot attend the conference anymore and they're giving out their ticket to our community members. Just DM me your email address and that's it!
Ppl like “if you can’t afford a house in your city why don’t you move to a small town in a state you’ve never been to 100s of miles away from all your friends and family with no childcare options or anywhere to walk to and do your remote job alone in your affordable home office?”
Interviewer- Any questions? Candidate- What salary range are you targeting for the role? Interviewer- It’s too early in the process to discuss salary. Candidate- You literally asked my desired salary on the application.
For the 30th anniversary of SGC2C, here is a special song.
Just booked my birthday tattooooooooo
lol @ jobs in my inbox with "paid relocation to Florida"
Did I make my family stop what they were doing this morning and watch the new 28-minute Bluey episode? Yes. Yes I did.
Me: [sits on a log] Bird: You sat on the lizard's log!!!! Me: Oh gosh, I'm sorry! I didn't even see it. Bird: It's ok. It's just that he's probably dead because your big butt crushed him...
Unpopular opinion: If you're not using Reddit for your content research, then you're just regurgitating what companies think companies should say about a topic. 🤷♀️😬
Unpopular opinion: If you're not using Reddit for your content research, then you're just regurgitating what companies think companies should say about a topic. 🤷♀️😬
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There are doctors telling judges all over the country that abortion bans are dangerous and deadly. These judges have to read the horror stories before making their rulings— and it seems many of them do not care. We must elect a pro-choice majority and codify Roe v Wade.
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Springtime glow-up. The bigger Muppet is halfway done but the clippers died so she looks silly.
When was the last time someone made a proper Jock Jam? We used to be a real civilization.
@CarolynLyden @clhubes Clearly I am a touch naive. 😂
What's stopping you from having a desk like this? (first week of lockdown edition)
My 3yo recently got back into Puffin Rock and it’s been a blessing on this house
If you want to use screen time for your own benefit, cool. But you don’t have to keep your kid quiet!!!!!!! Kids are allowed to take up space without being seen and not heard.
Hot take: if you’re using an iPad to chill your kid out in public specifically because you feel like you’re being an inconvenience to other people, you don’t have to. Let your kid be a little annoying in public!!!
I went to the pet supply store today vowing that if the rescue tortoise they called me about last week still needed a home, I'd bring him home despite my husband's reasonable concerns. Y'all, he found a home. GO YOU, LITTLE RESCUE TORTOISE.
No *YOU* stayed up until 5:40 AM working on your website and services until your eyes went blurry. 👀
Hasn't been a good controversy on this website in a while, thinking of tweeting a photo of my kids strapped into their carseats.
@CarolynLyden Thanks. We're watching lots of Roblox YouTube videos.
Unfancy opinion, perhaps, but I love when there's a little quirky or local reading material at my table. Lets me immerse myself in the vibe and spend an extra 10 minutes off my phone, while still adequately distracted. 🫶
Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
I need a @loom feature that automatically trims the part of the video where I awkwardly look for the button to stop recording 😆