ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

Official comedy page of Chris Spring. Henderson, NV Joined September 2017

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

2 years ago

I Don’t know what you guys are taking about. I was here the whole time. I definitely wasn’t at thread. 🤫

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Some people say they “Don’t care what people think!” Then their are those like me, who eat Poptarts cold. 😎 just saying we are not the same.

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Not trying to brag but….. I just got a Valentine’s Day well wish from a long time crush. 😍 Anyways Thanks Jack in the box 😘😘😘 Love you too boo! #ValentinesDay #LoveStory #Sourdoughmelt #14february #JackInTheBox

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

I hope all you little nasty’s get yeast infections from the dirty things you’ll do to each other tomorrow. Or I guess I could of just said I don’t have a Valentine’s Day date tomorrow. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Rihanna’s baby was a little off tonight. I mean Good, just not poop my diapers good! #Rihanna #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Please close the air space between your ass cheeks! 😝 ok Alien overlords I’m ready to get picked up. #itsbeenfun #upthere #ufo #RihannaSuperBowl #SuperBowl2023

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Ben Affleck and JLo like every other lintina with a white husband after 10 years of marriage. And the husband can’t take the brothers-in-law’s shit talking anymore. 😅 #GRAMMYs

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

I always forget I’m supposed to be doing Keto. But I remember whenever I eat bread. 😅 #Ketolife

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Comedians fight on stage! youtube.com/shorts/P81MnKl… via @YouTube

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Most people I know are getting sick, I feel fine so maybe my superpowers are finally kicking in! #fluseason #superpowers

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

Twitter is the digital town square, feels more like a real life Zombie senecio.

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ChrisSpringLive @ChrisSpringLive

3 years ago

The guy in the drive thru legit just said “Can you please drive up to the front? And I’ll take your shit out there.” So why am I more excited about my order. 😂😂😂