c l a i r e @ClaireGagliardi
living the dream (surrounded by cheese) claireg.co Boston, MA Joined July 2012-
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the director yelled ‘cut’ but lewis hamilton heard ‘cunt’ and went with it
opening twitter to see ‘Lewis Hamilton’ and ‘Ferrari’ in one sentence
All I’m saying T is if they’re gonna nominate Barbie for Best Picture they probably shoulda nominated some of them broads that was involved.
I do not relate to those who go drink at bars in their hometown the night before thanksgiving. When I am in my hometown my flight or right response is activated
hi @MBTA 👋🏻 it’s currently raining inside green line car 3914! the ac unit in the ceiling is leaking all over the place and making it very slippery!
"are u ok" NO my stomach hurts whenever i eat things that i like to eat
Happy international Women’s Day
every time i watch the last of us i think “surely it can only go up from here” and then the most traumatic thing i’ve ever seen happens
it’s either bojack horseman season or gilmore girls season depending on how depressed you are
therapist: what’s making you anxious me: …………………….*gestures broadly*
haven’t stopped thinking about this
what is joe biden’s plan to get us s3 of ted lasso
Legends #HalfTimeShow
TED LASSO (2021) Cinematography by Ryan Kernaghan Directed by Erica Dunton From the episode "Rainbow"
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
“You’re so pretty “ okay then carry a mini Polaroid pic of me inside your wallet
me coming home after being friendly and social all day
Lewis Hamilton defending 5th place with his LIFE on old tyres #SaudiArabianGP
happy international women’s day! if you’re a man you owe me $5 and an apology
Boss just asked me to do work at my job
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
Usher got me like this in the crib
Usher #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl2024
usher sweating his ass off up there looking glisteny as hell that's real R&B right there
usher got so many hits and these songs keep changing every five seconds it’s hard to keep up
Me when I hear the “Love in This Club” beat drop at #UsherBowl.
i like how the super bowl kinda has something for everybody. the football for the sports folks, a halftime show for the artsy people, movie trailers for the stans, funny commercials for the millennials, and even the uniforms kinda tight for the gays. this rlly is america!