Brittany @brittannyhall
morning iced coffee + afternoon tequila Boston Joined October 2011-
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The Wicked Witch of the West be like: #Connections
I would love to be able to open a viral tweet to read the comments without having to scroll through 30 unrelated videos piggybacking off of posts success
Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
so if a mass shooter hid in a hospital in America and the government bombed the entire hospital in order to kill them but also killed every innocent child, man and women in the hospital in process, everyone would say the response was correct and they would support them ?
Got to be really awkward now for the couples who planned to go as denim Britney & JT for Halloween
The message outside Dragon Pizza in Somerville today after the pizza review heard around the country.
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
So forgiving PPP loans is capitalism — but forgiving student loans is socialism?
In the U.S. you cannot discriminate based on religion. But in the U.S. your religion can be the reason you discriminate.
my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business
sorry i missed your slack i was getting coffee my boss: you've been offline for four days
I love having to pay for an Uber because the next MBTA train took 30 minutes to arrive to Kendall making me late @MBTA is honestly SO unreliable I don’t even know why I have a Charlie Card.
we’re bringing back butter pecan permanently
A $100,000 salary is worth $84,498 in Oklahoma City after adjusting for the cost of living according to SmartAsset. In New York City, $100,000 amounts to just $35,791 when you consider taxes and the cost of living. In Boston, it's $46,588.