iZ a belle @iZkay
do no harm • take no shit ♊🦦 Boston, MA Joined June 2009-
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Chelsea does not look like Megan fox she looks like a young Molly Ringwald
first 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person
We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly
"you're not chunky. You're beautiful!" -ellie, 7 (and a half)
Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeped really loud and we looked down and it said “abnormal heart rate detected” lol
letting my boyfriend out to run around in the yard and giving him a little treat when he comes back inside
America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.
me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me
"are u ok" NO my stomach hurts whenever i eat things that i like to eat
Does anyone else just lose all ability to feel all of a sudden?
When I started writing my book about making friends as an adult, I called out capitalism + the insane hours we have to work, leaving us no time for community. Someone told me to remove it bc it's "irrelevant." I left it in. That is actually THE most relevant piece of the problem.
This true story came from this article from @BookRiot bookriot.com/sex-ed-books-p…
now that mother’s day is over, everyone tell me the worst way your mom fucked you up
Sunsets this year will remain after 7:30PM until August starting today. Have a nice day.
Anyone else dream up things and then get upset when they don't happen? No? Just me?
Nothing prepares you for the metamorphosis of when you open your mouth and your mother comes out.
So the depression WASN’T seasonal…
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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
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Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.
I can do @StreamOnMax’s subtitles much better than calling Miranda Charlotte
Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeped really loud and we looked down and it said “abnormal heart rate detected” lol
i don’t usually tell ppl how to parent but i was at a wedding once and saw a toddler walking around drinking a pabst blue ribbon and i had to step in because craft beers are so much better.
“no babe, i said the billionaire that’s lost on the titanic submarine’s step son is now milking it to meet blink-182, but he’s ALSO the same guy that threatened to kill everyone at illenium last year and also got arrested for stalking DJs but he got off bc his dad is in the FBI”
This is what America is all about folks
Oh good, the tweet that’s blowing up is the one about me washing nuts
My job, as the 6’3” male nurse, is to be available when some creepy pervert patient tries telling the cute new grad nurses and aides that he can wash every part of himself except his privates. “Hello sir, I hear you’ve requested assistance getting washed up”
first: the movie had an intro montage, it included the original animated characters, it was deleted for timing reasons x.com/contextsatc/st…
We’ve had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they’ve been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts. Here’s how it breaks down: 1-44: 0 45: 71 46: 0
@TheAprilRenee @gaialect I wanna open a wax studio just like this 😂 playing Korn and Slipknot 😝
Things are getting a little too Hitlery for me tbh
Me posting while I haven’t replied to my friends texts
question for men: do you guys go visit your friends in other cities? like do you go and stay at their place for a few days and do stuff just the 2 of you
bitch you do it
@jsherman39 @JoJoFromJerz It’s a miracle you were able to survive the encounter without firing an assault rifle and a few semiautomatic handguns.
@JoJoFromJerz 1/my new neighbor’s dog trespassed onto my property at 5 am this morning &pooped in many places 2/ my new neighbor trespassed to clean up some of poop 3/ my new neighbor rang my door bell at 7 am to ask if she can clean up rest of poop 4/ i did not shoot new neighbor or the dog
truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals. we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?
love when linkedin tells me that my former boss and coworker have viewed my profile. like ooh, you were thinking of me? how embarrassing.
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