Clay Hale @ClayHale7
Black Lives Matter. Increase min wage. Trans rights. Abortion is healthcare. EMAW. He/him. KS born, VA is home. Data analyst. Joined July 2018-
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My nose itches at mothballs.
If you see this post a trio.
You wouldn’t last an hour between the keys they raised me in.
Eating and paying bills is overrated anyway, this sounds like a good plan.
Eating and paying bills is overrated anyway, this sounds like a good plan.
My life is in no way improved by my brain deciding to make as many variant lyrics as possible to My Generation yet here I am. So far the worst two: ‘Talking ‘bout defenestration’, and ‘Macular degeneration’ FML
My misspelling of Intestate Love Song profoundly changed the meaning of that song.
Just referred to not taking my ADHD medication as going brain commando when talking to my boss. Today is shaping up nicely.
Have we considered just tying the trolley problem to the tracks instead?
The old rule about glitter - If one person’s project has glitter, everyone’s project has glitter, and glitter will show up for weeks to come? Strep is glitter.
There are only 2 days left of our online donation drive. We are so close to our goal! Every little bit helps and we greatly appreciate the support! Go Cats!
There are only 2 days left of our online donation drive. We are so close to our goal! Every little bit helps and we greatly appreciate the support! Go Cats!
Well at least ads are also caught in the limitation so I don’t have to see those.
Time to block the fuck out of people so I only see the posts I want.
Yeah this is great. Can’t even properly alt text this screenshot. Alt text - a Twitter error message saying “Rate limit exceeded”.
You in our comments: I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different. Fireworks: You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.
I’m fine with reducing the ecological footprint of our food, but we don’t have to create this kind of vegetable Frankenswine to do so.
I’m fine with reducing the ecological footprint of our food, but we don’t have to create this kind of vegetable Frankenswine to do so.
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Just struck me that the phrase "Em—dash it, Jeeves" in P. G. Wodehouse is typographically very cunning.
Guess I’m staying the hell off I-45.
Late this year, driverless semis will start hauling freight between the Dallas and Houston areas cbsnews.com/texas/news/sel…
@estockbridge Late this year, deadliest highway will become deadliester highway.
Hi, ER Doc here. I really can’t believe I’m saying this but do NOT soak ANYTHING in wild animal blood and put it in your mouth.
Zyn soaked in deer blood, don’t fade this bio hack The content of the blood especially in wild game renders it a very powerful neutropic, even more so when reacting with nicotine Nutrient dense and saves the digestive system energy. Why do you think adrenochrome is a thing?
The good guys won today in #ksleg, and the civil rights of trans Kansans, their parents, and doctors were protected for now. But that vote was WAY too close for comfort. We must break the GOP supermajority in November or they're certain to try again in 2025. #LGBTQ
Veto of SB 233: outlawing Gender Affirming Care is . I voted NO (to Sustain). Government should not be involved in parental decisions for our children 82-43. VETO SUSTAINED #ksleg
Another "Christian" proving their belief in eternal damnation is the only thing keeping them from fucking their sister.
Prager: "There's no secular argument against adult incest. Brother and sister want to make love, what's your argument? That they're going to produce mentally retarded offspring? That's nonsense. It takes many generations of inbreeding to do that."
@highbrow_nobrow Another "Christian" proving their belief in eternal damnation is the only thing keeping them from fucking their sister.
@annateresa79 @Blue_Mage @lisabetsey I like generally random size descriptions.
@Blue_Mage @SnrtMahTnt @lisabetsey Remember the asteroid the size of half a giraffe? That description sure cleared it up for me, who had seen a giraffe in a zoo once.
So happy I went with The Atlantic. It was that or take 150k from the Enquirer to kill it.
Albert Brooks was offered roles that went to Tom Hanks, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and Steve Martin. He turned them all down and reshaped American entertainment his own way. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…
@Blue_Mage @KathrynTewson @JonathanSarfat1 @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @DennisPeasant_ @JennaEllisEsq @brandonschwa7 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Presumably he doesn't, it's just the part he can argue.
@BrydonRobert @KathrynTewson @JonathanSarfat1 @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @DennisPeasant_ @JennaEllisEsq @brandonschwa7 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes I'm still trying to figure out why he thinks the "convicted" part is more harmful to her reputation than the "felon" part.
@KathrynTewson @JonathanSarfat1 @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @DennisPeasant_ @JennaEllisEsq @brandonschwa7 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Sinve he seems so hung up on technically correct being the *only* kind of correct, you'd think he would at least work on being technically correct more.
@JonathanSarfat1 @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @DennisPeasant_ @JennaEllisEsq @brandonschwa7 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Nope. It means "someone who committed a felony." They didn't have to "snag" a conviction, because Ellis pleaded guilty and admitted that she was guilty of the felonies she was accused of.
In six words or fewer, write a story about these photos. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity
Looking for some data on my audience here. If you follow me, please identify below HC = healthcare
@ClayHale7 @depthsofwiki From beefing with the law, corny as it may be
In 1986 we occupied the Dean’s office & built a shantytown in @Harvard Yard to force the university to divest from companies profiting from apartheid S. Africa. They threatened us with expulsion. We said, “F*uck you, we won’t do what you tell us.” Students! Thanks for keeping…