Alex Teela @CleanCutWreck
I like cars, philosophy, calloused hands, clear eyes and girls. Liberty, MO Joined May 2011-
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This is what we're up against and we're somehow losing
This is what we're up against and we're somehow losing
Everyone knows the British stopped occupying India because they took a long hard look at themselves and came to the conclusion they were in the wrong
same.
doctor: *gives my baby a shot* baby: *cries* me: wtf is my baby anti-vax? doctor: dammit get this anti-vax baby out of my office me: you heard him LEAVE, BABY
It's now been 6 months since the bailout passed That $1,200 we got amounts to $7 a day Meanwhile United, American and Delta got $16.2 billion and are about to lay off 37,000 workers
i try not to get TOO political and name names or anything on this account but jfc this is all getting a little too on the nose
Is there a Union Gabriel can join in Heaven? 😤 Tweet by @PleaseBeGneiss
fun fact: peloton used 2 of my songs illegally and now there’s a massive class action lawsuit.
Socialism is a scare word they've hurled at every advance the people have made. Socialism is what they called public power, social security, deposit insurance, and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for anything that helps all people. —Harry Truman, 1952
*black man gets killed by police for the 123rd time this year* conservatives: you can’t judge all police by the actions of a few *19 religious extremists commit an act of terror once* conservatives: okay if we don’t start brutalising the Middle East right now i SWEAR TO GOD
So - someone finally put Bladerunner 2049 music to drone Someone put Bladerunner 2049 music to drone footage of San Francisco. It’s both beautiful and terrifying...
catdog is 50% cat, 50% dog, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
The condescension from the campaign and his supporters is so frustrating. Sure, shame the people like me talking about how much Biden sucks, but don't claim that the only people who won't vote for him are just uneducated about exactly how bad trump is.
gender is a social construct. u do not have to be a guy fieri, u can be any type of fieri u want.
Someone punched the wall in the men’s bathroom so staff framed it
Oh MY GOD My housemate has just revealed to me that for the past MONTH he’s been taking notes of all the things I say to myself whilst playing GTA ... and turning them into Rupi Kaur poems
Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.
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replace the electoral college with drew carey so that the points won’t matter
what a loser lol get a life dude
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Everyone knows the British stopped occupying India because they took a long hard look at themselves and came to the conclusion they were in the wrong
I wish I was the person podcast ads thought I was "Are you having trouble hiring quality people for your business?" I'm having trouble being a quality hire myself but go on
@PleaseBeGneiss @OldFuckGCG Shit.....Grenades even have a spoon. It was right in front of our faces this whole-foods time.
same.
If I’m too political for you, you’re too complacent for me.
They aren't even trying to be subtle about their motivations and priorities, Jesus Christ
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Whenever I try to speech-to-text the word "b-roll" it comes out as beer roll and that sounds like it might be delicious