Smelly @CordonianRuby

International Blind Cheese Taster and axe thrower! Fuck your judgements. Fuck your beauty standards. Fuck the Tories. Chief Engineer of ✨fuckery✨ Fat Tulips Garden. Joined August 2021

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

I have a favourite teaspoon - I've not told them, but nothing makes me more angry than seeing the kids or the wife using it to eat a yoghurt or make their drink. There are loads in the drawer, why do they have to use that one, choose another? Have they got no class?

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

2 years ago

It’s a question we’ve all asked.

PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard

2 years ago

It’s a question we’ve all asked.

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

2 years ago

Annoying. 🙄

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

2 years ago

This is hugely important to autistic kids - and their parents. I have been there and being told that your kid isn’t depressed or suicidal they are “just autistic” and that you will not get any support and have to deal with it on your own is such a slap in the face.

Sally Phillips @sallyephillips

2 years ago

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Mat Fraser. @mat_fraser

2 years ago

Hey! If your space is not accessible, it's not inclusive.

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Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove

2 years ago

I PLEDGE to REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING by preying very hard 🙏

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

2 years ago

Anyone play Pokémon TCG Live on the app? The plastic one induced me to play and I have no idea what I’m doing. Any helpful tips gratefully received. Also, I’m Cordonia on there if you want to be friends.

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Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove

2 years ago

I am NOT a LUXURY deluxe model SEX-ROBOT!! I have feelings too!

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RichNeville @RichNeville

2 years ago

If you didn’t get an alert, don’t worry. There’s almost certainly another bunker for you. The one we’re in isn’t *that* fancy.

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

2 years ago

No one in our house got any emergency alert…

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PostcardFromThePast @PastPostcard

2 years ago

Dominic, as always, has been perfect.

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

3 years ago

Sometimes the plastic one completely underwhelms me.

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Smelly @CordonianRuby

3 years ago

When you’re sneaking a look at the photo you slyly took earlier when no one was looking and your kid chirps up from the seat behind you “IS THAT *NAME*?? Yep. It is. And now everyone knows. 🙄 *dies quietly*