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NHTSA now sees things my way! The truth has finally prevailed. In their new report, the National Highway Traffic Administration (NHTSA) found: Tesla had over 5.5 times more self-driving crashes than they reported. After correcting for this, Tesla’s data shows supervised Full…
So they are being ambitious, lol!
@C_S_Skeptic @CuervoBorracho Could you publish a version with just the mumbles too? 😍
Want to catch the Tesla Q1 2024 call in an easier-to-listen-to format? We cut 25 minutes out of the call yesterday by removing all the pauses, stammering and mumbling - without changing any of the content or context of what was being discussed. Enjoy! youtu.be/GaxG_GWibhU
Because they need to do that for the equivalent of a year to launch a serious pilot. This is why Tesla doesn’t report serious disengagements or apply for licenses.
Because they need to do that for the equivalent of a year to launch a serious pilot. This is why Tesla doesn’t report serious disengagements or apply for licenses.
This has been a monster of a trade for my firm. Long $DIS / short $TSLA = +26% returns in 1yr. Jimmy Incel won't like this.
Attention MAGA Peeps… The Biden Government is using fake hornets nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a hornets nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.
@Neil_X10 Elon doesn’t understand the reach he has. Anything he agrees with there a millions of people in his cult that would follow suite. And people think he is not damaging the brand. I will never buy a Tesla again as long as he is CEO. People should vote NO to his $55b pay package
We were correct to reduce our $TSLA position from 12.2% in Sept 2022 to 2.7% today because of our concern about deteriorating fundamentals. In hindsight we should have sold our entire $TSLA position rather than kept a small % of it. We were right that cutting prices wouldn’t…
We were correct to reduce our $TSLA position from 12.2% in Sept 2022 to 2.7% today because of our concern about deteriorating fundamentals. In hindsight we should have sold our entire $TSLA position rather than kept a small % of it. We were right that cutting prices wouldn’t…
#DonFartleone is ready to blow.
So misleading... Comparing humans to supervised software (single failure state vs dual failure state) Comparing old cars to new ones (low safety features vs high ones) Comparing highways vs city streets (high-mileage ODD vs low) Implying "death" is the only safety measure
So misleading... Comparing humans to supervised software (single failure state vs dual failure state) Comparing old cars to new ones (low safety features vs high ones) Comparing highways vs city streets (high-mileage ODD vs low) Implying "death" is the only safety measure
$tsla price cuts right before earnings? Oh, this is going to be bad. Although, you’d think it can’t get much worse until you realize just how terrible of a CEO Elon is. No PR. No education. No change in behavior. No fuc$s given.
Tesla's biggest retail shareholder, @KoguanLeo, confirmed to Electrek that he plans to vote his 27 million $TSLA shares against the $55 comp package and the re-election of @kimbal and James Murdoch. He is the first large investor to make his intention known. As a reference,…
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@DisrespectedThe Donald Trump is a traitorous punk. John McCain endured years of torture as a POW. Donald was crying yesterday because the courtroom was "cold." You worship a real weenie boy.
🚨🚨And so it begins - “the Great Wall Street analyst realization”. $TSLA 👀
🚨🚨And so it begins - “the Great Wall Street analyst realization”. $TSLA 👀
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Tesla fans generally don’t think clearly about the strategic direction. The supercharger network deals were not setup to give Tesla some monopoly profits.
Remember the nonsensical pumps about the "billions in profits" $TSLA would make by letting other cars use its Superchargers? If last night Musk fired almost the entire Supercharger group in order to cut costs, what does that tell you about the profitability of Superchargers?
Tesla uberbulls have now completed the process of streamlining their analysis pattern: ✅If Elon does thing, then thing ➡️ GOOD! ✅If others point out thing is bad, then others ➡️ dumb/uninformed/Shorts! ✅If Elon just did a 180 on what he promoted before ➡️ Wartime Elon!”
So many pussy $TSLA fanboys these days. These are the crankiest bunch who bought near $300 last July, only to see their money nearly halve.
This. 😂 $TSLA
I have a lot of respect for Ron Baron and Cathie Wood. $TSLA
Hey guys, I had my COVID shot today, and I rubbed the injection site and this 5G antenna tracking device came out. Just wanted every to know so you aren't being tracked like I was about to.
Please read.
NHTSA now sees things my way! The truth has finally prevailed. In their new report, the National Highway Traffic Administration (NHTSA) found: Tesla had over 5.5 times more self-driving crashes than they reported. After correcting for this, Tesla’s data shows supervised Full…
@RealDanODowd Dan O Dowd spending his own money to save lives while Tesla rushes out FSD to pad quarterly profits. History books will remember Dan for standing up to Tesla.
NHTSA now sees things my way! The truth has finally prevailed. In their new report, the National Highway Traffic Administration (NHTSA) found: Tesla had over 5.5 times more self-driving crashes than they reported. After correcting for this, Tesla’s data shows supervised Full…
Nothing can properly prepare you for seeing a Cybertruck in person for the first time. They literally look like vehicles that can only be used to haul trash to landfills. Anyone who spends $120,000 on one of these is impaired and should not be allowed to make financial decisions.
How many companies in history ever tried to be all things to all people, and wound up executing any of their products to the highest possible degree?
@TheyTrulyHateU @adervid2804 @CrayonMurders Check our Matrix of Lies series on YouTube.
Make anything of this as you wish, but nothing like this will be found in any OEM in any industry. /end
So they are being ambitious, lol!
These new cheaper Models is a farce, no supplier is aware, no one at Tesla knows anything about it. There are no new cars in the pipeline that would come in 9-12 months (except for some hand assembled crap). So only way is to have existing car and trim some features