Shrek @CyberShrek

Hiding in the shed Joined December 2010

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Shrek @CyberShrek

3 years ago

@NoContextHumans

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@zacalsopp There's already enough eejits wearing Airpods or headphones wandering around London in blissful ignorance of traffic and other pedestrians. Plus, so much ££ tech for folks to snatch. This dude is just begging to become a statistic of one sort of another. And buy a suit that fits!

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Shrek @CyberShrek

3 years ago

@CapaDoMegaman9 @OliLondonTV Pressure at the Titanic wreck is approximately 5,000-6,000psi

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Shrek @CyberShrek

4 years ago

@harmony_kent I'm on the Kent coast. Two active phones on two different networks. Zero #emergencyalert received. My other half's phone, on a third network, got it bang on schedule. I'm evidently the ninja in the family... 🥷

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Shrek @CyberShrek

4 years ago

This month's @AutoTrader_UK Electric Car Giveaway prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

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Rob Rinder @RobbieRinder

5 years ago

Craig Pearson & Gary Firmager. Kent Central Ambulance Service. On unpaid leave & drove 30 hours to Poland to deliver baby’s nappies, buggies and cots.. Today, they’re here giving out sweets & toys to kids who have walked on foot across the border with nothing. Best of Britain.

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Shrek @CyberShrek

5 years ago

@PrimeVideo 50 Shades of Grey

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Shrek @CyberShrek

5 years ago

@MonstersOfRock Ghost

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Shrek @CyberShrek

5 years ago

@Amx_nda Down in East Kent since around 8:30

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Shrek @CyberShrek

5 years ago

@JonesBootmaker 💖

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Shrek @CyberShrek

5 years ago

@qikipedia What... Between them?!?

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Shrek @CyberShrek

6 years ago

@theJamesgb @qikipedia Potatinception!

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Shrek @CyberShrek

6 years ago

@stephaniemain2 Welcome to Tier 5 😳

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Shrek @CyberShrek

6 years ago

@kiwibollox @stephaniemain2 "Left... Over... bacon"? I understand each word taken in isolation, but I can't fathom the meaning of them used together like this.

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northern monkey @stephaniemain2

7 years ago

A little thought for you for when things get relaxed on Sunday 👍🏼

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Shrek @CyberShrek

7 years ago

@stephaniemain2 I *need* this loaf...

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Shrek @CyberShrek

8 years ago

@FreeStyleDiabet You've been limiting the number of sensors per order to 2, now 3, since March this year - what's the issue preventing you from increasing production or tuning distribution to meet demand?

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Shrek @CyberShrek

8 years ago

@stephaniemain2 Are you there yet? 😳

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Shrek @CyberShrek

8 years ago

@DavidHeffron @RichardDawkins Which, I suppose, is marginally more humane than slaughtering a turkey *by* shoving an onion up its arse...

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Shrek @CyberShrek

8 years ago

@vfast_net - Just a quick thank you for the swift response earlier this week restoring my service after my receiver was pecked to death, then drowned - likely by pigeons! Fast response + friendly, courteous engineers = happy customer :)