Gooseknuckle @Deep_Squeak
Joined February 2013-
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first thing i’m doing with a time machine is hooking ronald reagan up to five nights at freddy’s VR while he’s asleep and telling him it’s real
white people are oppressed, just on the basis of class - not race. whiteness is a made up concept by slavers who wanted to maintain arbitrary purity standards. this is why the entire argument is stupid - and you're upset about the wrong thing. from a fellow crack*r
remember when we used the term "metrosexual" to describe every straight man who decided to not look like shit? that was weird
Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker bit.ly/3BcdjnG
All scientists agree that pee is stored in the balls, but women don’t have balls so do they just not pee?
if you think Trump is enraged about getting impeached twice wait'll Melania divorces him and starts dating a black guy
I'm hearing that security forces were able to secure the capitol by airdropping cartons of pall malls and brainforce pills into a nearby alleyway
Never want to hear a fucking word about "antifa" ever again
I wonder what it feels like in the bowels of these treasonous dopes to have been the dog that caught the car, and now they are on camera, shit-milling around on the Senate floor, knowing they will never be able to take this back or be anything but a felon and traitor.
I wonder what it feels like in the bowels of these treasonous dopes to have been the dog that caught the car, and now they are on camera, shit-milling around on the Senate floor, knowing they will never be able to take this back or be anything but a felon and traitor.
A reminder that the people who breached security today at the Capitol find what @Kaepernick7 did to be offensive.
I hope this socialist nightmare sucks my dick at least
and now Kelly Loeffler has a decision every GOP candidate must face, either concede or next week get Covid from breathing in one of Rudy Giuliani's farts
Even though “baby” Yoda is about 50 in human years, you still can’t fuck him or let him fuck you. Are we clear?
Genesis kind of sucks, right?
Me: it may look like a normal toilet but it belches in the style of celebrities ranging from Diana Ross to john Goodman depending on the quality of the “meal” you give it Shark tank people: we will buy 7 billion of this. As you can see we are crying. God
Fans Stunned After Adele Shares Photo Of Her Newly Molted Body bit.ly/2DfInKf
Report Finds Poor Often Hit Hardest By 18-Wheelers bit.ly/2Xpmv5V
Don Henley Sues Both Presidential Campaigns For Not Using ‘Boys Of Summer’ bit.ly/3kni4mj
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26K Followers 25K Following We track SF, Fantasy, and Horror books so you never have to read a bad book again. Come join one of our Roll-Your-Own Reading Challenges... or make your own!
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4.7M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
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