Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

Habitual line crosser. Seattle Joined December 2019

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Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

2 years ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve had a endometrial biopsy on Halloween with Maleficent assisting your doctor. All tricks, no treats.

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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2

2 years ago

Retweet this if you agree that DA Fani Willis is a hero. 🤚🏽

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Why is it so hard for people to understand that the Bible is simply a BOOK written by MEN, and revised over and over again by MEN, thousands of years ago? It's just a BOOK. It doesn't matter what it says. It doesn't matter how it's interpreted. It's just a fucking BOOK.

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Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

3 years ago

Can we Cancel Kanye already…#cancelkanye

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

I can’t believe Herschel Walker pulled out a fake police badge. I didn’t know he knew how to pull out at all.

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Don Winslow @donwinslow

3 years ago

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Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

3 years ago

Damn, that’s where the sharpie went….#sharpie #TrumpTreason #MAGACult

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😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry

3 years ago

The fuck-arounders are starting to become find-outers.

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets

3 years ago

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Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

3 years ago

I want @GordonRamsay to yell at her like she’s fucking up Hell’s Kitchen .

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

3 years ago

I want @GordonRamsay to yell at her like she’s fucking up Hell’s Kitchen .

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Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn

3 years ago

Person. Woman. Man. Treason. Prison.

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Translate Things @TranslateThings

3 years ago

BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

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Devon Bauer @Devondeadlysins

3 years ago

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Cindy Quirarte ☮️🇺🇸🇺🇦 @cqt1990

3 years ago

@Angry_Staffer

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface

5 years ago

A coworker sends a “thank god it’s Friday” gif in a 4:30 meeting. I open the tab where I googled how to extract cyanide from cherry pits. Time stopped existing a year ago. I grab the car keys. Grocery store closes soon and they have a whole lot of cherries. Thank god it’s Friday.