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Remember your first job? Mine was LJS and I did not last long 😂🍟🐠
How do I score one of these carts?
Can we get some privacy please! 🚻
Counting points and taking names!
It’s Weenie Tip Wednesday! This week I checked out The Ski Inn in Bombay Beach! Would you eat here?
🚨 URGENT🚨 Where should I get a hotdog near Escondido??
ESCONDIDO! Tomorrow I’ll be giving away a 40 piece chicken nugget (with extra dipping sauces) and 2 tickets to my show to a VERY lucky person! If you live around Escondido make sure to reply below, share with your friends, and come out to see my shows tonight and tomorrow!
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@Dustin_Ybarra Your stand-up and love of hot dogs has inspired me to write a Christmas heist comedy movie. Yes, hot dogs and Christmas are a match made in heaven. Who doesn't love a weenie tree?!
He kills me every time. Love everything about @Dustin_Ybarra routine. #funnyashell
Counting points and taking names!
Hop, starring James Marsden, Kaley Cuoco, Gary Cole, Elizabeth Perkins, Tiffany Espensen, David Hasselhoff, Chelsea Handler & Dustin Ybarra and featuring the voice talents of Russell Brand, Hank Azaria, Hugh Laurie & Hugh Hefner, was released on this day in 2011 (USA) 🎬
Pretending quarantine affected him. @Dustin_Ybarra See Dustin tonight at 9:45 in The Main Room All Things Latino Presents: No Nintendo with @IamRubenPaul @luzpazos @GadielDelOrbe @justsaymo_ @EastLosMarquez +more! Tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Just found out I’m youngest comedian to ever Headline the Hollywood Bowl on my own 🥹🥰 this life is insane. I said i would play there the first time i ever even visited LA and drove by it! If you haven’t yet- go grab your tickets from my website and come be a part of history…
TONIGHT IN #VIRTUALREDBAN PART TWO... WE ARE GOING TO HAVE "Beautiful, big titty, butt-naked women just don't fall out the sky" - @kanyewest STARTING NOW - youtube.com/live/343f3jiq9…
This is Epic!!! That tattoo tho 🔥🔥🔥
Dustin needs our help my Cali friends!!!! He needs a 🌭🌭🌭
🚨 URGENT🚨 Where should I get a hotdog near Escondido??
@Dustin_Ybarra @QuezadasComedy Sweet! Such a great club, if I’m in town I’ll come catch a show!
@Dustin_Ybarra My son loves his new shirt. His high school didn’t love it so much. Great show in Plano!!
So AWESOME Dustin 🙌🏼
If you’re going to the Super Bowl don’t be alarmed when you see my face popping up around town! I’ll be at @LaughFactoryLAS Feb 19-20 and 22-25! #SuperBowl
2/1 9PM HIGHLAND CA @Yaamava Casino @Dustin_Ybarra @comediianshang Get tix ! axs.com/events/521989/… 2/2 8PM AVON INDIANA @ComedianSHANG @RedCurbComedy TIX! redcurbcomedy.com/tickets1 2/3 FORT WAYNE IND @ComedianSHANG @fortwaynecomedyclub TIX!! fortwaynecomedyclub.com/events/86984
We have 2 big shows tonight in The Main Room! 7:30 @the88show with @jimjefferies @jerrytrainor @ArdenMyrin @Luke_Null +more! 9:30 All Things Latino with @Dustin_Ybarra @marcellacomedy @MomoRodriguez @GadielDelOrbe +more! Tickets improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy
Thank you to the city of Tampa, for making me the man I am today and thank you for the love I received this weekend. As a kid growing up in Tampa, playing baseball at Forest Hills, going to school at Berkeley Prep then Jesuit, then college at Florida State, if you had told me…
@FallonTonight @Dustin_Ybarra @jackblack LOL! 🤣😂
@Dustin_Ybarra @FallonTonight @toddowyoung Congrats man. That's so awesome. You were great. I Can't wait to see you in "The Second Coming of John Cooper"
"You guys like 'Aquaman got fat! What happened here!": @Dustin_Ybarra. 🤣 #FallonTonight
@Dustin_Ybarra @FallonTonight @toddowyoung I’m watching right now! Congrats man!
Stand up from @Dustin_Ybarra right now on @FallonTonight #FallonTonight #ThatWillNotDo