Thom Tran @_thomtran

Comedian. Guitarist. Nerd. @usarmy Combat Veteran. Purple Heart Recipient. Host @scaryfunnyshow. Lead guitarist @thebridgecrue. Rest Well & Dream of Large Women thomtran.com Hollywood, CA Joined May 2010

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

I opened this app tonight because a friend DM’ed me, just to see that #ApparentlyTwitter is on the verge of collapse. So if the next time I open it & nothing happens. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Oh well. Not a lot of love lost for a platform that helped fuck Democracy for the last 5 yrs. Peace out.

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

You ever get one of those random, super painful muscle cramps in your calf or foot out of no where? Well I just got one. While I was Live. On the air. And it took all the Jesus in me not to scream out in pain. You'll never know the kind of strength I just showed.

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Catching up on @DoGoOnPod episodes when I hear this bit of wisdom from @mattstew_art, “Alaska is sort of like the Canada of the America.” 🤣🤣

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Everyone telling my to drink tea for my throat while I’m sick… Me:

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

I’m. So. Sick. Of. Chicken. Noodle. Soup.

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Conventional wisdom (along with WebMD & my girlfriend) say not to eat processed foods while I have the flu. But all I want is canned chicken noodle soup and bottled OJ. I am not cooking myself chicken soup & I am not squeezing fresh OJ. Soooooooooo 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

10 days on the road, on the East Coast. Weather fluctuating between 20º and 75º the whole time. 7 shows in 4 days. Very little sleep. Back home in LA. Do flu symptoms include a bad craving for crappy fast food? Asking for me.

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

There was a guy at a show tonight @SyracuseFB who wasn’t laughing while I was on stage, sitting across from his buddy who WAS laughing. So I timed out a punch line for when the laughing guy was taking a drink. He spitlaughed his beer onto the guy not laughing. And my work is done

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Deanna @purpleunicorn70

3 years ago

@_thomtran thank you for the belly laughs at The Funny Bone, and thank you for your service!

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Just finished my last set of the weekend at @HeliumComedyBUF in my hometown. I look up at the TV in the bar and see my buddy @MaryBethWrobel on @WKBW :)

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Damn. Another one. #BuddFriedman was a Korean War veteran, @USArmy Infantryman, Purple Heart Recipient & started one of the most influential chains of comedy clubs on the planet, @TheImprov. He lived a lot of life. A lot of comics owe our careers to him. #RIPBuddFriedman

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

The saddest of Nerd News. Kevin Conroy was THE quintessential Batman to generations. West, Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney, Affleck, Pattinson … they all wore the cowl. But we only ever heard Kevin’s voice. This one hurts, man. Fuck. Just. Fuck. #RIPKevinConroy

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Always a joy & honor to open for my buddy @funnybrad especially in my hometown, but he just sold out the whole weekend at @HeliumComedyBUF so if you haven’t gotten tickets yet, sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Still epic.

Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets

3 years ago

Still epic.

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

I’m finally sitting in a section at a hockey game that wins a random thing, but I can’t use the prize because it’s for a place in a city I don’t live in. 🤦🏻

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Maybe it's not your "talent".. maybe I just don't like you as a person. You ever think about that?

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Scary Funny Show @ScaryFunnyShow

3 years ago

New episode of @ScaryFunnyShow is up NOW with guest @HooperHairPuff! We’ve mentioned the rumors of a haunted @TheComedyStore but we talk a little more about it here! Listen, subscribe & leave a 5-star rating! Available where you get podcasts! Links at scaryfunnyshow.com!

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

Arena No. 21 on my @NHL Bucketlist Tour! My @LabattUSA jersey has been to all of them! @ScotiabankArena, Toronto, Canada. Sat. 5 Nov. 2022: @MapleLeafs Vs. @NHLBruins Took my nephew Bruce to my first (😳) Canadian Arena on the Bucketlist! Boston on Monday for Arena #22!

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Thom Tran @_thomtran

3 years ago

There was a guy in my row at the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night that was as INTENSELY into the peewee hockey mini-game as he was for the ACTUAL game. And 👏 I 👏 here 👏 for 👏 it. 👏

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

3 years ago

Nike is dropping my shoe contract due to over 13,000 insults I directed at mommas between March 4th of 1978 and last night. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.