El Arntson @Elarntson
I used to tell jokes for money. Now I'm a psych nurse, so I push drugs and stab people for money. Somehow, this makes me more respectable. Minnesota Joined April 2009-
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Watching @NFL on @Nickelodeon and there is no way these announcers should be speaking to kids. There is a real creepy “well now we’ve met so I’m not a stranger anymore” thing going on.
Dillashaw getting injured, not disclosing it and resulting in a pointless title fight that also resulted in Jose Aldo not getting one last chance is honestly way more annoying than him popping for drugs. Boo this man. #UFC280
2 out of 3 judges were clearly not watching the fight. @PetrYanUFC on the wrong end of two bad decisions in a row. Respect to @SugaSeanMMA though. He's better than I thought
Can’t believe Herschel isn’t bragging about taking the Vikings to the Super Bowl
Herschel Walker beat his ex-wife and held a gun to her head. Maybe he is a cop after all.
Yep. @drscottjensen shouldn't be a doctor and he certainly shouldn't be the governor.
Yep. @drscottjensen shouldn't be a doctor and he certainly shouldn't be the governor.
There has never been a single example in human history of someone both having an adequate penis and also using the phrase "alpha male" to describe themselves.
I’m not one of the “woke” liberals so I demand the Little Mermaid be accurate! The mermaids should be played by manatees and the entire audience needs to be horny men suffering from dehydration and scurvy. #LittleMermaidLiveAction
No, Nate. We are pointing out hypocrisy from the “I paid off my loan” crowd. But you know that.
No, Nate. We are pointing out hypocrisy from the “I paid off my loan” crowd. But you know that.
Looks like @JoeBiden is going to cap student loan forgiveness at 10K. No problem! I’ll send my creditors a “Heroes work here” sign every month. Corporate America has shown me it’s just as good as money. #CancelStudentDebt
There is nothing quite as on brand of the Democratic party as criticizing @BernieSanders for fighting for the people while praising @Sen_JoeManchin for being the most reasonable Republican in the room. Better than nothing is a low bar #NothingWillFundementallyChange
Say what you will about @SemiTheJedi but that dude has no quit in him. He's growing a second head out of his face and still going for the kill.
If this was anywhere but the UK I would feel supremely confident in in @volkan_oezdemir bet right now.
I hope to someday to control my tendencies of being a degenerate just enough to stop betting on women's MMA. @CjSaftic
My job requires me to drive around a lot. Sometimes I think about quitting, but between @erikbetsfights @CjSaftic and @MMALOTN I'm listening to smart guys talk about MMA gambling all week and I'm making better bets. Losing my driving time would cost me too much money.
Can’t wait for the Baker commercial where he packs up his bags and moves out of the Browns stadium. Then Deshaun Watson walks up and says “Hello, I just moved in down the street and I’m legally required to inform you…”
I’ve never used this platform much, but I keep it on my phone just so I can follow the inevitable live tweet of @elonmusk going to the guillotine.
Thank God for @elonmusk I was scared that billionaires didn’t have quite enough power yet. Don’t worry guys. This oligarch will only use his power for good!
Gemma @Gemma547912
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Teyppoy @teyppoy83672
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Loretheys @LoretheysckSPD
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Bryan @XBLonTwitch
1K Followers 2K Following Sheets and data posted every week pertaining to UFC handicapper picks. Link below, DMs always open for questions! 👊💸 Tips appreciated ♥ Paypal - [email protected]
Laura Wynn @PinkSparkleFace
1K Followers 808 Following I'm probably funnier than you ........ https://t.co/cvY0ygr298 'my goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am.........'
Erik Bets Fights @erikbetsfights
3K Followers 2K Following Fight nerd. Aspiring gambler. One of the "old guys" of MMA Gambling Twitter. Bets: https://t.co/6nfmnJnTUU. +62.38u, 13% ROI (updated 7/2/22)
David Harris @DavidHarrisLive
1K Followers 941 Following Nationally Touring, Regionally Emmy Award Winning Comedian/Actor/Person. Mostly a person.
t̶𝚎ⲇ𝚐𝚛ⲇ.. @teagrateful
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Elliott Threatt @ThreattElliott
58 Followers 113 Following Part-time comic part time business man full-time husband full time father
We Are NOT Sinclair B.. @WeRNOTSinclair
193 Followers 331 Following Join the Movement! Tell me about how much @WeAreSinclair or your Regional Sports Network, @FSMidwest, has disenfranchised you as a fan.
Monty Lysne @MontyLysne
19 Followers 489 Following Father of four teenage girls. Happy but bewildered.
Future Rob Port Headl.. @future_port
1K Followers 1K Following A parody account. Not affiliated with Forum News Service, but probably could get a job there.
blakekrueger @blakekrueger
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Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
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RinnieToTheRescue @Lorine71560181
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Dr Poo's Office @DrPoosOffice
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Kristie Morales @Brooklyn1414
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Chuck Sondrall @supchucklze
8 Followers 36 Following sometimes i lay on the floor and pretend im a carrot
Tim Silverthorn @tasmo3
205 Followers 313 Following This is what bathroom selfies looked like in 2001. Higher Ed Web Conferencing Support Tech. Told jokes on a stage back when That Was a Thing
Mark Jensen @MarkBatteryGuy
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Fearless Comedy @FearlessComedy
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Mike Heraly @MikeHeraly
772 Followers 4K Following Punchline delivery @AcmeComedyCo Pizza delivery @TheStreets
Hessley Rey @HessleyRey
339 Followers 1K Following Hessley Rey, a comedian and writer: she will make you laugh and you will love her for it!
Mark Poolos @Themarkpoolos
623 Followers 306 Following I am a comedian from Minneapolis. Married, father, and idiot.
Lainie @lainielenertz
955 Followers 1K Following Chicago comedian & illustrator. I have a good head on my shoulders. Then a mouth on that head. Then a foot in that mouth. Nacho prodigy
FamilyWellnessBisMan @FWBisMan
49 Followers 98 Following Family Wellness, a partnership between Sanford Health and the Missouri Valley Family YMCA, is now open!
Robbie and the Dude @robbieanddude
25 Followers 161 Following Insanely goofball comedy duo of stand up, music and audience participation, with a nod to classic comedy teams of the past. Not recommended for kid’s parties.
F5 Project @F5ProjectOrg
986 Followers 2K Following About F5 Project is a non-profit organization that focuses on people with criminal backgrounds, mental health needs, and in recovery refresh their lives.
Henry Oscar @Henry_Oscar_M
80 Followers 84 Following I draw animals and other stuff I find awesome. https://t.co/XLiwwVB8XA
Shane Mauss (IMMERSIV.. @shane_mauss
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Charlie Nesdahl @charlienesdahl
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Adam Roeser @adam_roeser
28 Followers 218 Following Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly!
Collin Moulton @Collintwit
1K Followers 913 Following "B" Level comedian / living an "A" level life / at "SEA" level
Blood Money MMA Bets @bloodymmabets
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For Exposure (retired.. @forexposure_txt
227K Followers 6 Following Some people expect artists to work for free. These were real quotes from real people who wanted you to work for exposure. Formerly edited by @ryanestrada
Reuters @Reuters
25.7M Followers 1K Following Top and breaking news, pictures and videos from Reuters. For more breaking business news, follow @ReutersBiz. Our new daily podcast is here: https://t.co/KO0QFy0d3a
BettorCallSaul @BettorCallSaul1
1K Followers 497 Following Sports betting with market analysis 📈📉 | Fictional Tweeter | 🇦🇺 from 🇿🇦 | NFL, NBA, MLB and UFC 🔑 |
Man of the Library �.. @ManOfTheLibrary
5K Followers 1K Following Reader. Fiction Tweeter. Truth Seeker. Gambler. Master Builder. LP:22. Host of The World Famous Library Hour. DM for Sports Betting Discord. Pronouns: Lib/Bib
Kyle Miller @NeverHedge
4K Followers 5K Following Building the best community on the internet Sign up for the email list here https://t.co/KL2lVc4bD8 Sign up for our Discord here! https://t.co/WPOzbZnwgm
Bryan @XBLonTwitch
1K Followers 2K Following Sheets and data posted every week pertaining to UFC handicapper picks. Link below, DMs always open for questions! 👊💸 Tips appreciated ♥ Paypal - [email protected]
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
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Toby Morton @tobymorton
138K Followers 9K Following Comedy Writer (South Park, MADtv) & Voice of Scott Tenorman. Creator & Writer of GOP Sycophant Websites. *funny unexpected other thing*
Ben Leber @nacholeber
140K Followers 1K Following KSU Wildcat| Retired Vikings/Chargers/Rams| Co-Host @twincities_live Broadcaster @KFAN1003 @Vikings IG- benleberofficial
Look at the Big Brain.. @brazchuk
2K Followers 417 Following Used to play lacrosse poorly. Now I do other things poorly, like give out bets on @TheMMAAnalysis.
Dead Lock Podcast @DeadLockPodcast
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Laura Wynn @PinkSparkleFace
1K Followers 808 Following I'm probably funnier than you ........ https://t.co/cvY0ygr298 'my goal in life is to become the person my dog already thinks I am.........'
Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here. Try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky & Threads. Didn’t pay for a blue check. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
Michael Chandler @MikeChandlerMMA
378K Followers 682 Following Husband to Brie. Father to Hap & Ace. @ufc fighter pursuing a dream. Walk On. See you at the top!
Michael Kofman @KofmanMichael
451K Followers 320 Following Senior Fellow, Carnegie Endowment. Defense analysis with a focus on the Russian and Ukrainian militaries.
John Stargaryen @MmaFawkes
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Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman
64K Followers 150 Following #MNTwins coverage. @TheAthletic writer + @GleemanAndGeek talker.
Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica
13.7M Followers 236 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo profile for gaming news! We’re listening, too. For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz
Brett Appley @BrettAppley
7K Followers 572 Following Offering industry leading DraftKings MMA and gambling content @EstablishTheRun. Founder @DailyFanMMA @DailyFanRacing. Writer @TheAthletic.
Liam Picks Fights @LiamPicksFights
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Hammer Bets MMA @HammerBets_MMA
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Kevin Holland @Trailblaze2top
288K Followers 504 Following UFC fighter nicknamed Big Mouth by Dana White aka Trailblazer. Management contact- @ko_reps
Matthew Coller @MatthewColler
34K Followers 2K Following Author "Football is a Numbers Game." Covering Vikings at Purple Insider. Formerly 1500ESPN and WGR550. Adopt greyhounds
Anatomy of a Fighter @WillHarrisAOAF
59K Followers 658 Following This is the official page for Anatomy of a Fighter docu-series created by Will Harris Productions. New Doc Series “Lost in Translation” coming soon
Zee @ZeesMMA
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💰🍯 Jack Attack .. @JackAttackMMA
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Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin
355K Followers 943 Following U.S. Senator for #WV. Chairman of @EnergyDems. Please do not hesitate to contact me to share your commonsense ideas, concerns or if you need assistance.
Bastard 33 @Bastard33_xyz
3K Followers 3K Following Community Manager - @KaijuKingz 🦖👑 Building - @BastardsBluff🥃 80% win rate
Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero
690K Followers 2K Following @nflnetwork Insider. @sarapelissero’s husband.
Behind The Bastards @bastardspod
112K Followers 121 Following From Hitler’s love of YA fiction to Saddam Hussein's shameful romance novels, this podcast sheds new, weird light on history's monsters. Hosted by @IwriteOK.
Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
Daniel Cormier @dc_mma
1.5M Followers 700 Following UFC Heavyweight & Light Heavyweight Champ / ESPN/ 2x US Olympian / The Volume Sports/UFC Commentator /StrikeForce HWY Grand Prix Champ CONTACT: @dewaynezinkin
Trey @TradesTrey
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Paul Shaughnessy @PaulShag
11K Followers 537 Following - Producer @ThePME Experience - Co-host @DogOrPassPod
Manpreet @MMALOTN
10K Followers 336 Following Lock of the Night | Content Creator | Predicting UFC, PFL, DWCS, LFA, CW, ACA, KSW, & OKTAGON | Architect of the MMA Fight Archive
Cody J Saftic @CjSaftic
20K Followers 257 Following Producer/Editor at Fight Network, Co-Host of The Dog or Pass Podcast. Way more than a one trick pony. https://t.co/BGv8vIdxK2
t̶𝚎ⲇ𝚐𝚛ⲇ.. @teagrateful
11K Followers 8K Following •• Audiovisual aid for the Bulls on parade🔮• https://t.co/GxPmdrRBel • 🌙 #NAFO expansionist •• $teagrateful unlocks DMs 🌿 •• 18+
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267 Followers 535 Following 23, they/she. a reality challenged woman who thinks she’s barbie. i do this for malcolm and gustav that’s it ♐️☀️♎️🌙♌️⬆️
Cristhian Andrews @cristhiandrews
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BAM Investor @BAMinvestor
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78K Followers 4K Following Managing Director of Predictive Analytics. S3 Partners LLC, Financial Analytics Firm
We Are NOT Sinclair B.. @WeRNOTSinclair
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Sinclair, Inc. @WeAreSinclair
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@TheZaneSimon Pronounce Myktybek Orolbai, you cowards!!!!
This offseason's moves suggest that the Vikings' analytical front office properly understands that their roster was not, in fact, one or two players away from a SB contender the way a 13-win team would normally be. Good on them.
I'll likely be MIA for the next few weeks as far as capping fights, but I figure I can still get some content out here and there. Here's a little something that's been on my mind since...forever. If you enjoy it, please give it a share! Thanks, friends! neverhedgepremium.substack.com/p/trust-your-o…
No way am I getting to say anything about my promoter with regards to my pay, contract or treatment, but damn do I have a lot to say about how much his wife deserved to get slapped around seems to be an actual position held by fighters.
Strange how so many people that work in an industry where success is based solely on the tougher person beating up and defeating others that stand in their way also contains a large number of supporters for authoritarian & quasi-fascist movements and leaders.
@baked__suga I do. Or…well…I guess that depends on how we’re defining it. I’ve usually got a fair amount of Adderall pumpin’ through my veins. haha
Millionaires like Scott and Matt don't understand that working Minnesotans need $2,000 checks in their pockets. They killed that deal for their self-interest. But when @peggyflanagan and I are reelected, we'll push to get this done.
It rained mud this morning. Did #ScottJensen and #MattBirk blame it on #liberals or #litterboxes or defunding police yet? It's literally all they do. Maybe it happened because a woman wants the rights to her own uterus?
Why is #Twitter debating if being #Antisemitic is acceptable? What the actual f*ck is wrong with you?
@drscottjensen I once wondered how people could take a flawed and discredited study that vaccines cause autism and run with it, when literally everything else said they didn't. And then I see you with your one poll and it makes sense now.
@drscottjensen Many of us have heard enough from you to know we just don’t trust you…or your instincts
@drscottjensen The doctors trust science not instincts that why the Minnesota Medical Association endorsed (statewide association—including Rochester) @GovTimWalz @Tim_Walz #VoteBlue #VoteBlueForSoManyReasons
If you aren’t following Cody from Blood Money, you need to get on that. He’s cashed on 7 straight UFC cards and 10 of the last 11.
LFG!! 7 straight winning weeks and 10 out of 11 total. That #ufc280 was wild and fun show. Shame on Tj Dillashaw!! My breakdown for #ufcvegas63 will be out tomorrow afternoon (link in bio) #gamblingtwitter #MMATwitter #bettingtwitter
Not disclosing this injury pre-fight is bad for this sport.
TJ knowing he couldn't fight but holding the division up anyway and taking this for shits. Come on dude. Sad.
@laurenboebert Your book is number 74,500 on Amazon best sellers 😂😂😂
It’s abundantly clear that Scott Jensen and Matt Birk will be detrimental to reproductive rights, public education, and working families struggling with rising costs. They’re not for Minnesota.
@CjSaftic Bad robbery 2-1 yan even O’Malley didn’t think he won
Well started off great! Ended terribly….still salty about that Yan decision though
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