Eric Niehaus @Eric_Niehaus
Comedian. $10 per minute. Pay later. Dallas, TX Joined April 2011-
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OJ Simpson dead at 76 trib.al/xyUz3CH
I’ll just catch the next evening. #SolarEclipse2024
I miss the check book. Hand write contracts to purchase milk - executing docs w/o attorneys. Best part is walking around with 100 more contracts ready to do deals. I have the Apple Card; they deposit 1% cash back & insecurity directly into my bank acct. #jokesonthehaus
Last night I performed at the beautiful Comedy Mothership and I wish you could've been there! #Austin #jokes @MothershipATX
The Tiger King makes The Ozarks feel like The Brady Bunch. All great shows, btw. #thetigerking #JoeExotic #theozarks @TheoVon @bertkreischer @joerogan #lockdown
I’m looking for dumbbell weights ranging from 5 lbs to 100 lbs and 5 bench presses and 3 squat racks and 3 racquetball courts with mirrors everywhere in a 20,000 SF commercial real estate space and an oversized LA Fitness sign and willing to pay $30 a month. @LAFitness #imissyou
Had a garage sale flip goal of $35,000 for 2018 and I’m already at $8.54. Thanks, @garyvee!!!!!!
Had seconds; then did a 4 hour mannequin challenge on the family couch.
That's strange. I'm horribly sick and the only thing I've had to eat is 7 plates of food from Golden Corral.
U know TX Football is back when I'm laughing at these Peyton & Eli commercials! Eli plays on Sunday's, Peyton! U know that!! haha hahahaha
Not sure how to tell my friends I played both ways in pop warner football without sounding arrogant.
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Christian | Import Ex.. @NoRiskNoParty
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chadhot 🏴☠️ @chadhot
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being a graduate of the university of texas becomes more and more embarrassing by the minute
Can you imagine being able to write copy as good as the guy who runs this account and not end up making $100k + per month off this app? This is prolly a random dude with a 9-5 he hates. Doesn’t even know he could be making bank doing what .01% of people can do well. A waste!
Many people are saying my last week on Twitter has been the greatest week in the history of this app. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. A 🧵
It doesn’t seem possible that Tucker Carlson on Joe Rogan could only have 4,396 views after 12 hours. Is YouTube playing silly games?
Today a big show on Trump jury and Google sit-in with @LexieTheLawyer and @GarrettVentry. Plus reaction to our debate with @TheOmniLiberal… and @Billyhottakes runs for Congress! Watch 12 ET: youtube.com/live/6RfykWdX1…
The longer I work the more vacation I accrue, yet the ironic part is it becomes increasingly more difficult to take the additional days off without shit completely falling apart or at least me having to babysit someone or something. Anyone else feel this way?
On Caitlyn Clark and pay “fairness” compared to the NBA. NBA Revenue: $10B WNBA Revenue: $100m WNBA Profitability: Not one year in the black. Never turned a profit. NBA Profitability: Enough to subsidize the WNBA into existence. Simple economics. Tell Biden and Russell Wilson.
Haven’t been a fan of a golfer like this since prime Spieth. Can’t not love Scottie Scheffler.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: College Football 25 is expected to come out on July 19th. 🔥🔥🔥
Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.
“Even if Dwayne Johnson doesn't regret endorsing Joe Biden, it is notable. It is important.” - @willcain On why, even with proper context, Will’s interview with The Rock mattered to the conversation Watch the full episode here: buff.ly/49otK0l
Today on @WillCainShow_! @RubinReport on: - Caitlin Clark, Dawn Staley, and “women supporting women” - @cthagod and DEI - antisemitism and censorship - Billy Dee Williams and blackface - and “just asking questions” Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=T38LQ_…
What a game (“cracking” is that what you say) between City and Real.
I have hit a new low, I technically just had dinner at 7-11, no more, from now on it’s QuikTrip or nothing.
Yeah, I think I’m watching too many crime shows, I just referred to a guy that I like as the unsub.
Auto-correct has made so many mistakes as me , it has made my SAT scores drop.
Therapist: What is your greatest fear? Me: (pause) Quicksand. (slow smile) Note: Apparently, therapists can fire patients.
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