Sargasm @EyHol
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Hitch, I miss you.
Came across this item, which encapsulates a lot of what I think about organized, scripture-based doctrinal religion:
@EyHol @JoeyMannarinoUS where did you go to school ? harvard or yale ?dummy.
Funny how all the Republican fascists who are *furious* today about seeing Ukrainian flags in the Capitol "because only the American flag should be allowed," didn't seem to mind this flag being in the Capitol.
House Republicans right now:
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
My Uncle was shot six times in an ambush in France post-D Day. Only survivor in his patrol. Years in hospital, never fully recovered and ultimately died due to complications from wounds. Became a Civil Rights lawyer in part motivated by what he saw of Germany’s brutality.…
What exactly is the point of being a Republican? It’s a clown show filled with social media whores who take their cues from a person who calls himself Cat Shit.
Nice to see Don Jr. & Eric in court to support their father.
When you don’t realize you’re the Nazi.
Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.
Mar-a-Lago always looks like a double-digit reunion of a Reno escort agency.
Next week's news: One man will be in the Situation Room figuring out how to keep the U.S. out of a war with Iran. Another man will be in a Manhattan courtroom figuring out how to keep himself out of prison.
@EyHol @JoeyMannarinoUS Repost this , You’re a fucking pussy ass bitch
@EyHol @JoeyMannarinoUS Your post is so stupid amongst the real shit that’s going on you dumb bitch
CNN and MSNBC and the major press services are doing fine. Get your information there and be patient, especially because none of us are advising the president at this moment and we don’t need to have instantaneous opinions.
CNN and MSNBC and the major press services are doing fine. Get your information there and be patient, especially because none of us are advising the president at this moment and we don’t need to have instantaneous opinions.
@JoeyMannarinoUS For anyone reading this Joey is lying, Jordan has done no such thing. And there will not be World War III
@JeremyE0815 Stern: By the way, your daughter. Trump: She's beautiful. Stern: Can I say this? A piece of ass. Trump: Yeah. Stern: Did your daughter get breast implants? Trump: Why, did she look a little more stacked? No, I would know if she did. She’s actually always been very voluptuous.
@JoeyMannarinoUS You worship this guy 👇🏼
@JoeyMannarinoUS You worship this guy 👇🏼
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Tomorrow is my birthday in case you didn’t know.
Hitch, I miss you.
Oh, there are plenty of police present.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Came across this item, which encapsulates a lot of what I think about organized, scripture-based doctrinal religion:
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
[bedtime prayer] "Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite comedian, Richard Lewis, my favorite author, John Barth, and my favorite guitarist, Jeff Beck. I just wanted to let you know my favorite Supreme Court Justice is Samuel Alito."
i get to see my cat for the first time in two weeks and Im shaking crying so excited to pet him and hold him again
I'm sorry to report we had to say goodbye to Carla today. She's been having a rough time, especially the past few days. Thanks to all of you who loved her (and for the toys and treats). I held her while she fell asleep on my shoulder. She was the best girl and we'll miss her.
If your idea of perfection is someone so socially awkward she once hid under a table to avoid talking to the man she had a crush on then I might just be the woman of your dreams (you’ll never know that though because I’ll be under a table)
We should have done the same with all Confederate monuments.
Today 79 years ago, the US army blew up the giant marble swastika overlooking the infamous Nazi rally grounds at Nuremberg, Germany.
I counted a total of 3 Trump supporters at courthouse today. The loudest person was the guy yelling at them “Bill Clinton balanced the budget!”
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you literally just described religion
@FirstAnd74353 @joburt1989 @DrDman_7 @iamAtheistGirl Ok. It’s listed as a mental disorder. And probably the only mental disorder where people inexplicably encourage affirmation of the patient’s delusions.
Bro why is my cat trying to gaslight me into thinking he hasn’t eaten….
Funny how all the Republican fascists who are *furious* today about seeing Ukrainian flags in the Capitol "because only the American flag should be allowed," didn't seem to mind this flag being in the Capitol.
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