alfredo p ramirez @FPRamirez71
i was born in the usa. very popular song in the early eighties albuquerque Joined January 2012-
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Ted Nugent Calls Tommy Lee ‘Felon’ + ‘Addict,’ Drummer Bites Back loudwire.com/ted-nugent-tom… @Loudwire
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A few hundred years ago you could pretty much just kill someone with a wooden stake and then make up the kind of monster they were afterward
IN THE FUTURE, I OPEN A TIME TRAVEL AGENCY. AND I KEEP COMING BACK TO TWEET THIS. IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THE CHAOTIC ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE.
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You get the most value from the "Buy 1 Big Mac, Get a 2nd Big Mac Free!" deal if you don't die while you're eating the first one
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Just saw a guy with a handlebar mustache wearing 3D movie glasses as sunglasses and I think that's in the book of Revelation
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God: "I'll make them in my image." Angel: "But you have hair everywhere and you smell bad and you always get cancer." God: "So? Shut up."
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Someday I'll sit in a retirement home commons room mumbling "There was a bird in my phone. I told it jokes and sometimes people liked them."
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These sunglasses protect against UVA rays, UVB rays, and you Ving Rhames *points at surprised Ving Rhames, who is minding his own business*
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Whenever I hear a corporate executive say "Money is tight" I use an exaggerated 90's hip hop voice and say "Yeeeaaahh, money IS tight"
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"I'm in 25 years. Murder. What are you in for?" "Life. Terrorism. A bee was in my car and I drove through a fence onto an airport runway."
Some shit just isn't meant to be thought of as sexy !
When the world was flat, it was much easier to purg. God would just turn it upside down, and every one would just fall off.
As soon as KFC incorporates high chairs into their dining room, then I'll have one from every restaurant in town.
I guess some shit just isn't meant to be thought of as sexy
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"Dude, just change your name to Pierre. What, are you afraid? Everyone here is named Pierre." - Pierre pressure
Once you find out you're an atheist, you also find out you've been one all along.
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