The FR @FRGeneralist
Aple lpel pld alpale Joined September 2014-
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I love how we’ve collectively moved on to discriminating against people based on the color of their text bubbles now 💁♀️
@TrueNPP Also, one time I found soup (a chunky one, too) in someone’s MacBook Air or Pro
@TrueNPP When I was in high school a classmate of mine had baby cockroach on his desk which he killed. Then another. And another. Finally he said “what the” and lifted his white MacBook up to see. Tonnes of live baby cockroaches started falling from the fan ventilation area 🤢
@DarthSpecialist Wow you guys are great. I got four detractors in one day once (I think I was in a bad mood lol). But hey, I ended up having my Genius interview the next day and I still got it 🙏
@FRBastardSon Also, he was actually a vision impaired employee (using the double tap with three fingers on his iPad and his face right up to the screen) so idk why he was making any claims about the way it looked tbh...
@FRBastardSon Lol a dude said my cable looks like it has been chewed by a cat. I’ve never owned a pet in my entire life.
Must be one of his repeatedly used shit-technical-specialists say phrases
I don’t work at Apple anymore (and moved to another city). Uncovered two old cables that don’t work that well to replace them under a newer phone serial number and an NSP I had done last year.
businessinsider.com.au/apple-macbook-… This is so dumb - fake news. Any Genius would’ve done a P-RAM reset as one of their first troubleshooting steps which would've put the brightness up to the highest setting...
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
808 Followers 331 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Swappy McSwapperton @SwapExpert
94 Followers 193 Following Acknowledging that these views are told from my personal perspective, not my employer. I’m sure we all have similar experiences.
🍎🍏 @apple__stuff
0 Followers 361 Following
Technical Expert @SPQHqueen
207 Followers 132 Following just a techexpert that loves her job and hates people. THIS ACCOUNT HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH APPLE WHATSOEVER
Tony Abasolo @djTA630
199 Followers 502 Following Ex-DJ, Video Editor at Tony Abasolo, Inc., Flatland https://t.co/h3vf5bz9Yw rider, American-Filipino married to a Dane. That's it!
steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
626 Followers 247 Following I like new balance shoes & Fruitstand Kool Aid . Dealing with ambiguity on a day to day basis . My pronouns are : go/fuck/yourself
Amelia Patrice. @Melieebird
363 Followers 1K Following Just a girl who loves dairy. Good luck interpreting my chaos //
Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
511 Followers 649 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
441 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
10K Followers 597 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
624 Followers 756 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Riki Patel @Rikinp9
127 Followers 660 Following
AccidentalGenius @accidentalGen19
337 Followers 126 Following Match Up Pro and great acting skills 🤷🏼♀️
christopher bowlsby @chrisbowlsby
324 Followers 602 Following he/him . Introverted artist with a wife, a daughter, and a belief in the responsibility of all to care for our fellow humans and planet.
Patti Smith @psmith30
100 Followers 343 Following Former Fruitstand Genie. Current Boo-boo bus driver. All thoughts are my own 🏒💻🏳️🌈🚑
Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo
62 Followers 666 Following “I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!”
Crushed Genius @Time4Feedback
348 Followers 68 Following Ex Genius of 7 years at the fruit stand. All opinions are my own. Moved on to bigger and better things
Kristen Mikewazowski @k_zooski
58 Followers 84 Following
T.pickles @_mr_perez__
14 Followers 445 Following
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 266 Following
GeniusBarWizard @GeniusBarWizard
307 Followers 144 Following Computer wizard that works at a fruit stand
Lucas Elias @LucasXElias
1 Followers 44 Following
VisualMechanicalInspe... @InspectorVisual
5 Followers 101 Following
learning lite expert @EXPERTOdeZP
703 Followers 95 Following ex fruit stand employee. views and tweets are my own.
riffomatic @riffomatic
19 Followers 379 Following
Erica Ivy-Kwan @Erica_L_Ivy
528 Followers 2K Following Perpetual student who teaches English, drinks coffee, and loves nerdy stuff. She/her/hers
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
776 Followers 315 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
355 Followers 312 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
438 Followers 335 Following
cjlambo @cjlambo
63 Followers 325 Following
ohWELL @TShaw50
713 Followers 2K Following
PhilPeps @outdoorPhil25
63 Followers 566 Following wanna join a community with an awesome vendor join below. Telegram community 👇
Ryan @wowboy84
3 Followers 408 Following
Asterisk_tech @ejay87
109 Followers 875 Following
Louie V @Its_LouieV
676 Followers 348 Following Well... Yesterday I had some Starbucks... And today I had some Starbucks... OMG tomorrow is such a mystery!
Peacay @Peacay
13 Followers 952 Following
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 321 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 509 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Edward James @FRBastardSon
602 Followers 162 Following Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 398 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
109K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
3.9M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
🄺 🩵🦋 @OhKayArt
21K Followers 732 Following (She/Her) •✏️ Director • Animator ✏️• I post whatever I want here • Don't forget to love each other 🖤 #BLM 🖤
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
776 Followers 315 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Fickle FRS @FickleFRS
522 Followers 95 Following The thoughts contained herein are my own, and not affiliated with you sane people.
The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey
405 Followers 130 Following I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
658 Followers 153 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
Steeve Jobs @rebornjobs
341 Followers 136 Following I live my life 10 minutes at a time. *edit* one pace ring at a time.
ex fruitstand man @FRSisyphus
363 Followers 123 Following no longer pushing that goddamn boulder in a mall near you. not associated with any entity, living, dead, corporate, incorporeal, etc
InFROPHell @InFROPHell
527 Followers 313 Following
Swap City Bitch @SwapCity
319 Followers 109 Following Welcome to Swap City. My thoughts are my intellectual property, thus not endorsed by the Company. I am @Swapnnonymous
Family Room Rants @GBARrants
147 Followers 121 Following Rants from behind the Fruit Stand. All thoughts are my own and not those of the company I work for. I just need a place to vent
Fruity Genius @ausfruit
396 Followers 122 Following Ex Genius/Genius Admin - I like to lurk & keep in the loop 💁🏻
Annoyed Creative @annoyedcreative
556 Followers 80 Following I used to teach personal trainings and now I just fill in places. All views expressed here are mine, obvi.
Sir $Genius @SirFamilyRoom
741 Followers 133 Following I’m an Software Engineer and you 100% have used the stuff I’ve worked on. 🥴. my journey was retail, CE, tools & automation and now software development.
Angel Lominger @LomingerAngel
382 Followers 226 Following Angel has worked PZ, Backstage, & Genius Bar over many years in ARS hell. She's currently (officially now) a Genius Admin. Opinions are her own, not Apple's.
The Retail Job Life @RetailJobLife
35K Followers 14K Following Relatable posts for all that work in the retail job sector.
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
315 Followers 536 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
AppleCare Excuses @AppleCareExcuse
14 Followers 12 Following Best heard excuses and daily laughs from AppleCare employee's. - Not Affiliated with Apple Inc.
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
649 Followers 99 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
Touching Base @GYOHomie
162 Followers 63 Following Love my job, but I also love making observations.
FRS Rants @afruitstandlife
171 Followers 137 Following all posts are my thoughts not those of Apple. I just need a place to rant
Empathicc Genius @EmpathiccGenius
1K Followers 114 Following Works for a lifestyle company in Cupertino - Genius, previously on Product Zone - Those are my own opinions
AngryMacMan @AngryMacMan
392 Followers 196 Following Life spent in a Box.Selling Mac.Hating Idiots.nsfw.maybe sweary. All opinions & views are my own and 2F*cks not given ©2021
FruitStandHell @FruitStandHell
483 Followers 28 Following Ops slave aka one of the ugly stepchildren of . My thoughts are my own. Not an official Apple account.
True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
1K Followers 45 Following Truly anonymous Net Promotor for our People feedback for Apple Employees
Fitz De La Cruz @Fitzdelacruz
80 Followers 123 Following When in Fear. Drop a Gear. And Disappear. | Come Race Me
Banana Junior 9001 @BananaJr9001
61 Followers 187 Following I'm not here. This isn't happening. The carrots always go to the one that holds the stick.
GeniusLife @Genius_Bar_Life
1K Followers 2 Following
FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales
1K Followers 6 Following
Red Zone Rebel @RedZoneRebel
428 Followers 160 Following In an Apple Retail store a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...a man deals with tech ignorant Jawa's and Sandpeople
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
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