Fruity Genius @ausfruit
Ex Genius/Genius Admin - I like to lurk & keep in the loop 💁🏻 Joined January 2015-
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@FRBastardSon Congrats man! I’m a year free and life is good.
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@allsmiles426 @Apple @AppleSupport You’re an idiot with too much time & money on your hands. The only person who is responsible for your data is YOU. Learn from your mistakes and move on.. or buy a Samsung 😂
@FRSisyphus @FRBastardSon 2 weeks?? Over in AU (depending on length of service) it can be up to 6 from memory...
Fruity Genius retweeted
Exclusive first look are the new @Samsung GearPod: #HomePod #OneMoreThing
@GR_TechExpert Back in my day I'd only put them on if a display was super shattered. Otherwise CBF
Fruity Genius retweeted
Here’s a comprehensive list of every politician who understands how encryption works:
@FRS_Babe I've heard similar stories from friends in various stores... they need MORE genii not wanky TEs or TS
@creativtantrum @swapmemeow lol definitely not. I live an Apple free life 😂
@creativtantrum @swapmemeow plenty of room over here
@LomingerAngel @FRSwoes this!! If AC ever override our decision I email them and copy in their managers and rip them a new one 🖕🏼
@GeniusAdmn @fearlessfeedbck @obsoletegenius @_fruitfly_ RFPs kill souls
@fearlessfeedbck @obsoletegenius @_fruitfly_ FRS always do RFPs at my store.
@_fruitfly_ I'd pull them up on it! It's not in the job description. Their a bunch of idiots if they keep it up.
@_fruitfly_ that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!! I'm so glad I'm leaving this place 🙄
@FRS_Babe currently in my study collecting dust..
@techspesh we've had several tenured team members leave, it's sad but I know there's way more to come.
@applesausing I had the same fears when I first looked for help, you're not alone.
@swapmemeow we don't even do match up at my store
@InFROPHell it's why I became a genius many moons ago...
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
808 Followers 331 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 657 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
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Ruken Güven @rguvennnn
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Kim Busic @_kehm_
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infinity Room @infinity_room_
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Baxstar @DaddyBaxstar
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Acknowledge, Align, A... @AckAlignAss
359 Followers 179 Following Tryin not slap the obnoxious & entitled Fruit Fans. Sharing fictionalized truths of the best work of my life🤦🏻♂️ Opinions are my own, with many sympathizers.
This level of income ... @stevetext
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send to depot @sendtodepot
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🍋🍊🍐🍎🍏 @fruit49973
261 Followers 49 Following I sell fruit. All views and expressions are mine and mine only
Mid-late 30sish Husba... @mrstevenanthony
42 Followers 2K Following Dog dad, plant daddy. Opinionated Black Man. Everything is real. I like capitalism lite. Pay close enough attention to everything.
Tony Abasolo @djTA630
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forever unpaid leave @allhailfruit
387 Followers 57 Following former texpert trying to save my soul. views are my own.
steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
626 Followers 247 Following I like new balance shoes & Fruitstand Kool Aid . Dealing with ambiguity on a day to day basis . My pronouns are : go/fuck/yourself
Amelia Patrice. @Melieebird
363 Followers 1K Following Just a girl who loves dairy. Good luck interpreting my chaos // 
Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
511 Followers 649 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
441 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
10K Followers 597 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
Charly Flores 💜 @CharlyChose_
392 Followers 725 Following 30 and Exactly where I’m supposed to be ❤️
borrrbbyy @babaloubee
41 Followers 361 Following
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
624 Followers 756 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Peacay @Peacay
13 Followers 952 Following
Hector Marc @HKastle23
379 Followers 3K Following Seahawks, Mariners, video games, movies, cats, and my lady. All this makes life complete
Alexander Woell @awoell
338 Followers 2K Following DCM Production Specialist at | Director of Curation at The Golden Age Collection | Host of Metamodernism podcast | Views are my own
Snaporatz @RomaUniversalis
1K Followers 1K Following Sail the seas, tickle the ivories, whip up a storm in the kitchen, and nerd out all at the same time. Just your crazy European sailor, pianist, chef, and geek
marlowe @s_marlowes
21 Followers 128 Following
Off Centre Music @wspcAU
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Rajib Roy @RajibRo97231523
143 Followers 2K Following
Empress of the Nights... @named_nel
244 Followers 1K Following Partially stumbling through this thing we call life. Quarter of the way to a functional adult She/Her
Shane Sullivan @shanesullivan38
592 Followers 2K Following
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 266 Following
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
350 Followers 277 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
lord dwarc @lord_dwarc
96 Followers 397 Following He visto cosas que vosotros no creeríais: atacar naves en llamas más allá de Orión...He visto rayos C brillar en la oscuridad cerca de la Puerta de Tannhäuser..
Ryan @y0ryan
185 Followers 505 Following Veteran | Ed.D. | @okstate @Georgetown @EWUEagles Alumnus | #Wyoming Native | @Broncos Fan
GeniusBarWizard @GeniusBarWizard
307 Followers 144 Following Computer wizard that works at a fruit stand
technically, an exper... @GBWoes
949 Followers 215 Following the opinions expressed here are mine alone
riffomatic @riffomatic
19 Followers 379 Following
Lucas Elias @LucasXElias
1 Followers 44 Following
Eric Swavley @ericswavley
14 Followers 101 Following 🎹: Producer // Songwriter 🎧: @tiberiusfett Featured with The PGA and Ford. 📍: Cambridge 🇬🇧 Website 👇
learning lite expert @EXPERTOdeZP
703 Followers 95 Following ex fruit stand employee. views and tweets are my own.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 321 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 509 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 398 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
Edward James @FRBastardSon
602 Followers 162 Following Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 657 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
loaner eligibility �... @youneediup
193 Followers 62 Following if it can be swapped it will be swapped
Grumpy Genius @ARS_Genius
107 Followers 7 Following Just an obsolete Genius still serving time in a fruit store
Swap King @king_swap
109 Followers 79 Following Just a dude who works at a fruit stand fixing fruit devices. My thoughts and opinions are mine alone.
Setup Zombie @setupzombie
184 Followers 28 Following I live at Setup. Sometimes, they let me sell stuff. All opinions are mine.
Screw it, CRU it @elppaeciuj
437 Followers 167 Following somewhere at a fruit stand far, far away...
Apple Care Life @applecarelife
256 Followers 2 Following A day in the life of an AppleCare at home adviser. Cx = customer AHA = adviser
bastard genius @abastardgenius
276 Followers 133 Following currently genius, forever bastard. views are most certainly not that of my employer.
ExpertGeniusPro @fruitstandtales
342 Followers 189 Following unofficial rants from the fruit stand.. oh and we don't serve drinks at our bar. personal rants of an ExpertLeadGenius
King of Overflow @overflow_king
804 Followers 71 Following swapping everything every time at your local fruit stand.
GeniusOnPoint @TheGeniusOnMU
309 Followers 77 Following The Genius on Match Up not affiliated with fruit companies in any way. Opinions are my own.
frustrated frootz @fruitstandfailz
154 Followers 103 Following ex fruit stand but I still have a lot to bitch about.
Retail You @retail_you
339 Followers 97 Following Personal thoughts and vents of a fruit stand employee who’s views do not represent the company at large.
JuniorIII @_JuniorIII
386 Followers 82 Following I'll always be a family room specialist using my easypay.
VintageFruit @FruitSpecialist
151 Followers 71 Following
Diagnositcs Indicate @diagsindicate
268 Followers 54 Following
Apple Fritters @frittersapple1
122 Followers 45 Following The Genius role has Planned Obsolescence just like our products...
FrutestandEmployee @brutefrutestand
154 Followers 71 Following Retail employee for Apple. Product Zone, Visuals. None of what I post I endorsed by Apple. These are my own words.
FruitStandSpecialist @fruitstandspec
59 Followers 58 Following Working inside the bubble. Opinions are my own, not Apple's.
No Eligible Session @noeligiblesesh
205 Followers 62 Following everyone else has one of these things so i want one too. my views do not represent that of my unnamed employer.
Guy Jeenyus @guyjeenyus2
218 Followers 53 Following Formerly @guyjeenyus. Forgot those account credentials, So this is v2.0. Ex employee since 2017. Spent 7 years fixing fruit. 🙅♂️
for ur safety @hideurapple
283 Followers 96 Following I work at a bar that doesn't serve drinks and I assist people with their first world problems. All opinions are mine and not shared by a fruit based company.
fearless feedback @fearlessfeedbck
190 Followers 96 Following Yet another person with all their own thoughts and no official affiliation. You probably won't take my advice anyway.
a clid named dorris �... @lolpietdepsi
256 Followers 266 Following black, trans, lesbian, big boned, and on the spectrum • 🏳️🌈✊🏿
nw ldn @techspesh
179 Followers 540 Following
Obsolete Genius @obsoletegenius
952 Followers 141 Following I was told to think different. So I do. These thoughts are mine, not Apple's. I'm obsolete as of 10/5/2011.
Applelina @applesausing
276 Followers 81 Following Probably the only Genius that looks like Kate Upton. Your favorite blonde ranting about the Applesauce Store. These are my own opinions blah blah.
Retail Swap @Me__File
254 Followers 280 Following
FoneShopAnon @FoneShopAnon
4 Followers 80 Following True tales or woe and misery from your local mobile phone shop.
Mac n' Tosh @themacseller
179 Followers 63 Following not an official Apple account... was there any question about that?
TechnicallyAGenius @GeniusProAdmin
277 Followers 66 Following
FamilyRoom DFU @FamilyRoomDFU
299 Followers 16 Following I work in the Family Room at your local Apple Store and have to put up with asinine babbling on a daily basis.
Genius Bar Stuff @GeniusBarStuff
62 Followers 11 Following
Swap Meowt @swapmemeow
275 Followers 57 Following Just an employee at the fruit stand, figured this will keep me sane
MostImportantResourc @credomuncher
126 Followers 184 Following Been munching the Credo for quite a few years and wanted to be able to express my own opinion...
FRS Facts. @FRSfacts
92 Followers 21 Following Current employee (FRS). DFU for shits and giggles. #SaturdaySwapShop
DownTime @section515
176 Followers 103 Following "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"
ProductZone_EMEA @AppleSpectacle
373 Followers 22 Following Satire about RedZone or RatZone, as you like. RedZone EMEA write Tweets about any fruit retail stories. Not affiliated with Apple. Tweets are my own.
The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey
405 Followers 130 Following I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.
ForeverFamilyRoom @ExpertlyFR
767 Followers 252 Following Pork and beans and Sauce. I work in retail, for a company who I do love to work for. However the entitled customers, destroy my enthusiasm daily.
PoisonApple @poisonfruit2
752 Followers 261 Following Living lie everyday .... trying not lose myself in this cult.
Swap City Bitch @SwapCity
319 Followers 109 Following Welcome to Swap City. My thoughts are my intellectual property, thus not endorsed by the Company. I am @Swapnnonymous
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