TechnicallyAGenius @GeniusProAdmin
Joined September 2016-
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@FRBastardSon This is EXACTLY why on Christmas Day I laid down my trusted Black Stick, and I won’t go back.
Walking into a different store, can always tell the new people, because they’re the ones without a beard.
@AppleholicAnon @DallasBlack78 there’s always @Spotify
@CreativeCracked Whatever helps me forget about batteries
@fruitstandfailz That’s how I set the tone when my store opened 10 years ago, and it holds true today. Also helps that the store dealer is our IS. Talk about add-ons....
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I miss the days where ‘leaders’ would thank me for taking a cx 5 minutes before close and swapping the battery out and back in cx’s sweaty palms in under 10 minutes...now...Hello DC 🤬
@FRBastardSon I don’t understand how that’ll be possible when our party is in a freaking casino.
@Creative_Rants I still have a duplicated library where over half the tracks won’t sync properly.
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Today is the 2 year anniversary of the day I enabled Apple Music on my Mac and watched my carefully crafted smart playlists burn before my eyes
@GeniusAdmn @InFROPHell @FRS_Babe @TechExpertAdmin 9.5 years in, only one left from my NSO, I don’t even know who is in on my entire GR room team anymore, let alone the Product Zone...
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Well this is going to be a fun couple of days for Genius Bar appointments finance.yahoo.com/m/a9ad4723-368… #todayatapple
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"Ever since the last update…" -ancient customer proverb
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I was told by: 🔘AppleCare ⚪️ someone that I could: 🔘walk in ⚪️book an appointment and get: ⚪️an iPhone ⚪️a Mac ⚪️an iPod 🔘the part
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Another cheap ass bitch who won't pay .99 for iCloud storage. x.com/georgiiuh/stat…
I HATE EXPORTING PICTURES FROM MY PHONE TO MY LAPTOP #FUCKAPPLE Going back to Android after our trip 👌🏻😎
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Today at Apple today at apple today at apple today at apple today at apple
@FRS_Babe haha. Happens all the time at my store bc we are open late. Smile for the cx, stab a voodoo doll w/ a black stick in the back!
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Why are people so ready to spend $750 on a phone but not the $1 a month to back it up?
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