Ben And Carolyn @FatEndFirst
Joined January 2014-
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Y'all boys ever worn shorts on a spring day and then later regretted that decision?
Homeless woman w/ beard screamed at me on the street this morning on the way to buy milk: "INDIA TURNED YOU INTO A MONKEY!" #benorcarolyn
Just witnessed a little old lady chest bump a huge homeless dude in the middle of a #streetfight Future looks bright for @carolyn_gilliam
coryjharrison's photo instagram.com/p/l3NgXHpmit/
Going through one's bank statement for the entire year is very enlightening. #alotofbagels #alotofbars #taxes
Happy New Year to our bridge and tunnel friends! I hear 2014 is the Year of the Frat!
Ben And Carolyn retweeted
U can get away w murdering someone in plain sight w double-fisted punches to the heart if ur screaming "Live, dammit!"
Sneaking out quick before the server sees I left a shitty tip. I'm a #terribleperson
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Our greatest resource as a nation are our shame based confessions to loved ones in cars.
Don't ah... Don't make your tinder profile quote something #racist.
Just occurred to me: Kicking a guy in the #nuts is just like shooting that one spot on the #deathstar.
Carly Rae Jepsen is starring on Broadway. How's that BFA feel now?? #callmemaybe
Just wrote a new #joke that includes #rape AND #ricepudding. Can't wait for the open mic tonight @LaughingBuddhaC
Just favorited and retweeted myself!! #fame #benorcarolyn
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