Fed Up Santa @FedSanta
I usually take time off to recharge after Xmas, but seriously considering not going back this year. Are these people really serious? Rants, jokes, and such North Pole, AK Joined May 2016-
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Everything I know about #boobs, #sex, and girls I first learned at church camp ;-) #BadBoy no cookie.
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When you make love to your one and only, and everything is perfect and serene, but there's pizza in the fridge.
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