Marin Hubka @marinhubka
friendships are my favorite types of ships, also yachts. Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2012-
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For anyone worried about talking to their white children right now—worried that their kid is too young for these conversations—I was 5 or 6 when my Dad told me “no matter what you do, some people will always hate you.” Black children don’t get to not understand racism.
the owns in the grinch song are fucking devastating
My new stock answer when people ask me what I'm up to is "Hard to say!" followed by no additional clarification
Did Christ not stan the cancelled? Did he, in the darkness of Gethsemane, ask his Father to miss him with that?
hm this person isn't doing what i want despite me thinking about it to myself and not communicating it to them at all
My old high school classmates are so fucking pathetic and stupid hahahaha can you imagine being so boring that you drive your car home from your job to make tacos with the love of your life on marble countertops in a home you own?? I have an improv show at 1 AM tonight
Hey yea man, send me that YouTube link. I'm definitely gonna watch it and not just default send back "lol" after a few minutes.
Daily reminder that everyone around you is going through some type of struggle and you should find out what it is and use it against them.
here is five hundred thousand dollars. my daughter Destinie is, due to her mental capacity, legally a bird. i need you to get her into MIT robotics program
Lawyer: “...and I want a giant cartoon rat to play my skeleton’s rib cage like a xylophone.” My Family: (quietly weeping) Lawyer: if you want I can move on, he described this scene in some detail.
automated phone voice: we're going to have to place u on a brief hold due to high call volume me: 😔 *flute intro from my heart will go on starts playing* me: 😔 🤙
The Jonas Brothers Ft. Kevin Jonas
Photographer: Ok. You two hold hands, & u, in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.
uh actually going through life on 4-5hrs of sleep per night is a perfectly way of doing functioning for having to doing. in your living time
[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys
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obsessed with this subreddit where people complain about recipes because of their own substitutions
During the WGA Strike of '07/'08, David Letterman did a bit on the AMPTP. As relevant now as it was then.
When that Hollywood exec said they want to starve workers into homelessness, they made a big mistake: they said it out loud. The violence of poverty, evictions, and hunger always run rampant. Normally its vague, systemic, but that exec showed it's also deliberate human choice.
Hey SAG-AFTRA members! I know a lot of well-meaning WGA members are telling you that if you have questions, you need to Talk to Your Captain. You are not wrong to find this confusing. Our system is new and different from theirs, so you don’t have a Captain to ask! 🧵
Everyone in the replies calling this poor theme park employee a scab as if she’s part of the Screen Actors Guild… brain usage and critical thinking at their lowest low I fear
The fictional character Cruella de Vil has arrived at the #HauntedMansion premiere in Disneyland. bit.ly/3DgCYy4
Obsessed with The Bear's decision to portray an Italian-American family exclusively with the most Irish-looking actors in the business
it’s insane that this is the demographic that’s legislating against my existence
Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it
Lance Armstrong is so banned from sports that the IOC can legally call in an airstrike on his location if he joins a game of pickleball, but he's here to let you know that me playing ladies' beer league hockey is a grotesque mockery of fairness in competition
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
If your kid gets cancer in the US, and you’re not insured, it will either not be fully treated and/or hospital bills will bankrupt you. If a billionaire builds a death trap and takes it for an underwater excursion, the government will pay for the very expensive rescue mission.
The food necessary to keep babies alive placed under lock and key is the clearest proof I can think of that capitalism is a death cult and failed economic model.
it really feels like the WGA strike is happening in a different world from most tv viewers, but i *promise* you, in a few short months you're going to be like, WAIT! where is season 2 of Severance??? where is Andor? where is the new season of Abbott Elementary?
My biggest takeaway from the Titan story is that we absolutely could have coordinated, multinational efforts to ensure no migrant dies crossing the sea and we choose not to.
Extremely rich people have discovered what people are going to say when they die and they do not like it.
The reaction to the Titan submarine news shows that, in a time of immense crisis — social, ecological, political — social media has become a garbage dump of vile commentary publicly aired because that’s just what we do now. latimes.com/entertainment-…
1/ Being a CPA I have to occasionally remind people that corporations received a 40% PERMANENT tax cut under Trump. Forty effing percent! I can't believe we're not in the streets with torches and pitchforks over this. Why is this not a major issue? I don't get it.
2/ This tax cut generated an estimated $2 trillion deficit. Because of that republicans now want to cut SS and Medicare and all kinds of social programs to pay for Exxon, et al tax cut. Why are we not marching in the streets? Does everyone know this?
This one got me some death threats but I'm right