Procrastinato Obbligato @Forrest_Piano
@forrestpiano.bsky.social he/him Piano Player for like, money and stuff. Really? Joined August 2013-
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That’s it, iPad. I’ve had it, you are no longer to be trusted with text correction. Android kicks the shit out of iOS in the whole keyboard department
So this is where “perineum sunning” got started
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Quote from a friend “The domestic combat infantry is always ready to treat a protest like an insurrection, and an insurrection like a litter of puppies.”
You have Dunning-Kruger Syndrome, I have Diane Kruger Syndrome 😍 We are not the same.
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I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
Dudes - and I cannot stress this enough - ROCK.
“HEY! (stomp), YOU! (clap), You’re conforming all WRONG! (stomp/clap)” “HEY! (stomp), YOU! (clap), You’re conforming all WRONG! (stomp/clap)” “HEY! (stomp), YOU! (clap), You’re conforming all WRONG! (stomp/clap)”
man you gotta check out this video 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzic…
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“Mental health is health. Pause.”
“Mental health is health. Pause.”
“Excuse me, will this work on dogs? … I mean, not *all* dogs, obviously (gross). Just mine. I’m not a weirdo.”
“Excuse me, will this work on dogs? … I mean, not *all* dogs, obviously (gross). Just mine. I’m not a weirdo.”
AI Chatbot, I need the Motown jam “Reach Out, I’ll Be There,” by The Four Tops, but with the Terminator saying “I’ll be back.” For 11 hours. Thanks. youtu.be/AUZ3INx3-KA?si…
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Feeling a bit overwhelmed by my personal life rn. I know there’s a lot going on, but if you could send me good thoughts, I’d really appreciate it. 🧡
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If you’re getting a new mailbox delivered, where do they put it
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Looking at the descendants of the failed confederacy, I feel we can all agree that John Brown was right.
Ole Miss taking care of business.
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@WeirdMedieval Better than transporting this guy
source: the rothschild canticles, yale beinecke ms 404, fol. 169v collections.library.yale.edu/catalog/2002755
definitely one of thee medieval manuscripts ever
this is one of my favourite drawings in it. idk why....it's just so nonsensical
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mail bros know i got it good 😎
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