Resident Ebils @GEKitteh
Professional demon Amateur human being mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%3Afr… In the murky underbelly Joined November 2009-
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I've lived through the height of the cold war. You can't scare me
SCOTT brand TP is literally the sand in your vagina
Instead of keeping them flat and quartered, I'm going to roll my quesadillas into a tube and rebrand them as "quesadildos"
I love when medication side effects state "constipation". I can literally tell people "I don't give a shit" and know i tell no lies
When your thinky is brokey and the brain's saying nopey
17 yrs old: drives hai asf driving for munchies at 3 am on a Tuesday night 47 yrs old: 9 pm on a Saturday
If i'd wanted to be called an idiot sammich, i'd have asked my gramps to videotape our interactions mmmkay?
A poo so good you almost need to have a cigarette afterwards 💩 🚬
If you take longer to manicure your facial hair than she does on her makeup you MAY need an intervention
Every time the cat tries to take her "rightful" place on my lap, I make an excuse to get up to take a shot of vodka so she can't settle on me. It's too hot for that cuddling sh!t. Not that that means anything now. I can't even feel my own skin much less the ambient temperature.
Cancel culture, when do we start our stand on overthinking? I feel like it's time.
My level of boredom is :"I'm watching a doc on a sport I don't even follow."
The plus side of being an american is you never know who is armed so you[re constantly wondering which a$$hole is armed
Now that I can message myself on whats4pp I don’t need any of you bitches ☺️
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„.-•~¹°”ˆ˜�... @AuthorRKK
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Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy
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